Title:           The Equestrian Wing
Author:          YorkshirePuddings
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First Edit:      Sunday 30th of December 2012 02:13:56 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 30th of December 2012 02:13:56 PM CDT

>Day watching The West Wing in Equestria
>Wake up.
>You are the President of the United States
>The Mane Six are your personal staff.
>Twilight Sparkle is the Press Secretary.
>Rainbow Dash is your Communications Director.
>Fluttershy is your Chief of Staff.
>Pinkie Pie is your Personal Aide.
>Rarity is your Deputy Chief of Staff.
>Applejack is the Vice President.
>Anyway you sit in the Oval Office, behind the Resolute Desk, when the Chief of Staff walks in.
Yes, Fluttershy.
>"Mr. President, I would like to congratulate on you winning a second term."
"Thank you, Flutters."
>Is winning elections your fetish, Mr. President?"
"No, it is not. Not leave, Fluttershy."
>She leaves as you leaf through Congressional documents.
>The Chief of Staff returns after a while as you issue your first veto on a law for the first time and speaks to you
>"Mr. President, we believe that the African nation of Equatorial Kundu is descending into civil war."
"Oh my God, is there anything..."
>Fluttershy cuts you off "Before you continue, Mr. President, can I ask you a question?"
"Of course, yes"
>"Is evil and unjustified genocide your fetish?"
"ARGH! LEAVE NOW, FLUTTERSHY. NOW, I MUST SHOUT AT THE AMBASSADORS FOR NOT PAYING THEIR PARKING FINES!"
 
>The next day and you sent the multiple army and airborne divisions to help the Kundulese government.
>You attempt to sign documents as the Chief of Staff walks in.
>However, due to your relapsing-remitting MS, you're unable to.
>"Mr. President, is multiple sclerosis your fetish?"
"No, it is not. ARGH, THE WOUND!"
>You die of a sudden brain hemorrhage.
>Applejack succeeds you as President and wages nuclear war on the Russians.
>Today was a pretty bad day.