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The Equestrian Wing

By: YorkshirePuddings on Dec 30th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.69 KB  |  hits: 175  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day watching The West Wing in Equestria
  2. >Wake up.
  3. >You are the President of the United States
  4. >The Mane Six are your personal staff.
  5. >Twilight Sparkle is the Press Secretary.
  6. >Rainbow Dash is your Communications Director.
  7. >Fluttershy is your Chief of Staff.
  8. >Pinkie Pie is your Personal Aide.
  9. >Rarity is your Deputy Chief of Staff.
  10. >Applejack is the Vice President.
  11. >Anyway you sit in the Oval Office, behind the Resolute Desk, when the Chief of Staff walks in.
  12. Yes, Fluttershy.
  13. >"Mr. President, I would like to congratulate on you winning a second term."
  14. "Thank you, Flutters."
  15. >Is winning elections your fetish, Mr. President?"
  16. "No, it is not. Not leave, Fluttershy."
  17. >She leaves as you leaf through Congressional documents.
  18. >The Chief of Staff returns after a while as you issue your first veto on a law for the first time and speaks to you
  19. >"Mr. President, we believe that the African nation of Equatorial Kundu is descending into civil war."
  20. "Oh my God, is there anything..."
  21. >Fluttershy cuts you off "Before you continue, Mr. President, can I ask you a question?"
  22. "Of course, yes"
  23. >"Is evil and unjustified genocide your fetish?"
  24. "ARGH! LEAVE NOW, FLUTTERSHY. NOW, I MUST SHOUT AT THE AMBASSADORS FOR NOT PAYING THEIR PARKING FINES!"
  25.  
  26. >The next day and you sent the multiple army and airborne divisions to help the Kundulese government.
  27. >You attempt to sign documents as the Chief of Staff walks in.
  28. >However, due to your relapsing-remitting MS, you're unable to.
  29. >"Mr. President, is multiple sclerosis your fetish?"
  30. "No, it is not. ARGH, THE WOUND!"
  31. >You die of a sudden brain hemorrhage.
  32. >Applejack succeeds you as President and wages nuclear war on the Russians.
  33. >Today was a pretty bad day.
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