Circlejerk Story: Battle for Canterlot

liam.butterworth-ff.net: Honestly I think I destroy most things I come into contact with

itsameh: [Point and laugh]

itsameh: He ha he ha he ha

ronald.welsbacher: ronald.welsbacher pushes roadside into panda

liam.butterworth-ff.net: liam.butterworth-ff.net comes into contact with roadsideassistance

itsameh: *KO

itsameh: *Blood errywhere

liam.butterworth-ff.net: liam.butterworth-ff.net spends the rest of the day mopping up blood

itsameh: *Also spagetti and meatballs cause thats what I was eating at the moment

liam.butterworth-ff.net: Well then

Dat_Lumberjack: Thank you

itsameh: *Too dead to say you're welcome

liam.butterworth-ff.net: liam.butterworth-ff.net just realised that if...

liam.butterworth-ff.net: I exist...

liam.butterworth-ff.net: Then...

liam.butterworth-ff.net: I'm always in contact with myself...

liam.butterworth-ff.net: liam.butterworth-ff.net becomes the destruction singularity know as the black hole

itsameh: OH GOD

itsameh: [Not so fast]

itsameh: You need to to have a critical mass at first

itsameh: Then you need to expell all your energy in one go

itsameh: That is supernova

itsameh: and then you become a black hole

ronald.welsbacher: sooooo, we have him eat 20 cans of baked beans and fart?

itsameh: [There is a lot of other steps]

itsameh: We also need a lighter

ronald.welsbacher: *sigh* I'll get a match

itsameh: Mr. Panda

itsameh: You gonna eat these beans?

liam.butterworth-ff.net: I'm gonna eat the fuck out of those beans

liam.butterworth-ff.net: liam.butterworth-ff.net eats all the beans

itsameh: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

liam.butterworth-ff.net: *glurgle

liam.butterworth-ff.net: Done

itsameh: Mr. Gnome, the match if you will

liam.butterworth-ff.net: Huehue, I can feel it coming

liam.butterworth-ff.net: [this is certainly a strange conversation]

ronald.welsbacher: here you are

ronald.welsbacher: ronald.welsbacher puts on his helmet and equips the flakjaks

liam.butterworth-ff.net: liam.butterworth-ff.net is struggling to contain this kind of power

ronald.welsbacher: ready to acheive final form?

liam.butterworth-ff.net: Yes

liam.butterworth-ff.net: liam.butterworth-ff.net prepares himself

ronald.welsbacher: roadside, we are clear to procede with operation: Panda monium

itsameh: [Hue]

itsameh: Lets get on with it

[14:54:26] liam.butterworth-ff.net: [o god made me lol]

[14:54:52] itsameh: A go in

[14:54:53] itsameh: 3

[14:54:54] itsameh: 2

[14:54:55] itsameh: 1

[14:55:04] itsameh: Proceed with blastoff

[14:55:10] liam.butterworth-ff.net: RELEASE!!!

[14:55:23] itsameh: *Light up match

[14:55:46] liam.butterworth-ff.net: *what proceeds is now known as the Tunguska event

[14:56:04] ronald.welsbacher: ronald.welsbacher 's goggles melt to his face, his clothes burn away, and he goes blind.

[14:56:21] liam.butterworth-ff.net: liam.butterworth-ff.net is torn in half

[14:56:25] ronald.welsbacher: TTHHHEEEE BBEEEAAAUUUTTTYYY!!

[14:56:40] liam.butterworth-ff.net: liam.butterworth-ff.net explodes into supernova of pure amazing

[14:56:57] liam.butterworth-ff.net: liam.butterworth-ff.net turns into black hole

[14:57:02] itsameh: Simply Beautifull

[14:57:30] ronald.welsbacher: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H91rPIq2mN4

[14:57:39] itsameh: [After that, all was beautifull and nothing hurt]

[14:58:01] liam.butterworth-ff.net: [apart from my anus]

[14:58:38] itsameh: Eh acceptable losses

[14:58:45] liam.butterworth-ff.net: True true

[14:59:43] Dat_Lumberjack: Oh hey guise what's going on her......

[14:59:59] Dat_Lumberjack: Dat_Lumberjack gets sucked into black hole

[15:00:11] itsameh: Well then

[15:00:11] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Only the fucking story of legend

[15:01:19] ronald.welsbacher: ronald.welsbacher dives into the black hole after his canadian comrade

[15:01:30] ronald.welsbacher: >Comes out the other side in equestria

[15:01:42] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Mother of god

[15:01:46] ronald.welsbacher: >Lumber is already the ambassiidor

[15:01:56] itsameh: *Harpoons Mr. Gnome so that he could be retreived

[15:01:56] liam.butterworth-ff.net: My anus/black hole is the portal...

[15:02:01] ronald.welsbacher: >Has established trade routes with Canada

[15:02:09] liam.butterworth-ff.net: The answer was inside me all this time!

[15:02:25] Dat_Lumberjack: Gnome!

[15:02:39] Dat_Lumberjack: What a pleasure to see you

[15:02:40] liam.butterworth-ff.net: [so to speak]

[15:02:56] ronald.welsbacher: So his is where my tv clicker went?

[15:03:19] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Perhaps

[15:03:25] Dat_Lumberjack: Yeah the ponies were wondering what the hell that thing was

[15:03:46] itsameh: *Starts reeling them in

[15:04:00] ronald.welsbacher: kept switching between the news, cartoons, and the porn channel

[15:04:10] liam.butterworth-ff.net: If I jumped into my own anusportal, would I [become the ultimate paradox?]

[15:04:26] Dat_Lumberjack: Don't do it panda

[15:04:39] liam.butterworth-ff.net: liam.butterworth-ff.net is gonna do it

[15:04:44] Dat_Lumberjack: You'll kill everything I've grown to love

[15:04:48] itsameh: Not really

[15:05:02] itsameh: A black hole doesn't do paradoxes

[15:05:10] itsameh: They are paradoxes

[15:05:10] alex.lavallee2113: alex.lavallee2113 flees in a TARDIS

[15:05:17] alex.lavallee2113: Fuck paradoxes

[15:05:38] liam.butterworth-ff.net: liam.butterworth-ff.net is preparing himself

[15:05:41 | Edited 15:05:47] itsameh: In the strictest sense they could be a tardis

[15:06:22] itsameh: So go for it Mr. Panda

[15:06:44] liam.butterworth-ff.net: liam.butterworth-ff.net turns around, screams "THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM" then collapses into the anusportal...

[15:06:51] liam.butterworth-ff.net: ...

[15:07:02] ronald.welsbacher: >There is a blinding light all around

[15:07:21] ronald.welsbacher: >As it fades we see our heros all sitting around in a field

[15:07:23] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >light fades

>I get off the cold white floor

[15:07:34] ronald.welsbacher: >The portal has been destroyed trappign us in Equestria

[15:07:56] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >I look around

 

"What is this place

[15:07:58] ronald.welsbacher: >Our collective subconcious made it like our stories

[15:08:05] ronald.welsbacher: ...

[15:08:09] ronald.welsbacher: could be worse

[15:08:10] Dat_Lumberjack: Oh god....

[15:08:19] Dat_Lumberjack: LUNA RAPE!!

[15:08:33] ronald.welsbacher: yea!-errr I mean...

[15:08:37] Dat_Lumberjack: HAPPY DAYS MY FRIENDS!

[15:08:39] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >turns to look at the sky

 

Oh shit

[15:08:56] Dat_Lumberjack: What?....

[15:09:15] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >there in the sky is the most glorious thing you have ever seen

[15:09:26] Dat_Lumberjack: Dat_Lumberjack gazes in horror as the sky blackens with....

[15:09:26] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >a single item

[15:09:36] Dat_Lumberjack: >Fluttershys

[15:09:45] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >shining bright throughout the whiteness

[15:09:48] Dat_Lumberjack: Millions of them...

[15:10:03] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >you look up and realise that this item is the legendary...

[15:10:21] itsameh: *Gets umbrella

[15:10:31] ronald.welsbacher: ronald.welsbacher looks back and forth between the two items

[15:10:49] itsameh: Should we catch it

[15:10:54] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >kryptonite dragon dildo, owned by Odin himself

[15:11:13] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >you grab it out of mid-air

[15:11:25] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >it emits a power unlike anything else

[15:11:27] Dat_Lumberjack: USE IT ON THE FLUTTERSHYS!!!

[15:11:38] itsameh: Neat

[15:11:45] itsameh: *Takes pictures

[15:11:48] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >errything is so clear now

[15:12:10] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >you turn towards the fluttershys, KDD in hand

[15:12:37] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >you run at them, screaming the whole way

[15:13:15 | Edited 15:13:29] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >you only have to touch them once with the KDD, then they violently explode into mare juice

[15:13:43] itsameh: Huh

[15:13:45] liam.butterworth-ff.net: > you explode the final flutters

[15:13:49] itsameh: *Uses umbrella

[15:13:56] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >mare juice raining from the sky

[15:14:03] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >today was a good day

[15:14:10] itsameh: Sure was

[15:14:54] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >you then realise that everything you come into contact with is destroyed

[15:15:08 | Edited 15:15:15] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >you watch as the KDD crumbles in your very hands

[15:15:37] itsameh: It was nice while it lasted eh Mr. Panda

[15:15:43] Dat_Lumberjack: Well, we're boned

[15:15:43] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >you cry for days and nights

[15:15:45] ronald.welsbacher: >President Reigngan rolls up in his Presidential carriage limo and hands Panda a medal

[15:16:20] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >it dissipates as soon as I touch it

[15:16:21] Dat_Lumberjack: Dude

[15:16:28] liam.butterworth-ff.net: WHY IS LIFE SO CRUEL

[15:16:43] Dat_Lumberjack: Their is still thousands of Fluttershys coming at us

[15:16:55] itsameh: I got an idea

[15:17:01] itsameh: Use your powers Mr. Panda

[15:17:09] itsameh: on the Fluttershys

[15:17:10] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >here we go

[15:17:11] ronald.welsbacher: ronald.welsbacher proceeds to exercise his 2nd amendment right

[15:18:04] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >you concentrate like you never have before

[15:19:08] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >you bring all of your powers together, to form the one thing that can help you now

[15:19:42] Dat_Lumberjack: Alex!

[15:19:49] ronald.welsbacher: !

[15:19:58] Dat_Lumberjack: Call upon the power of the moose!

[15:20:09] itsameh: Whoo

[15:20:15] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >a single black dot, about the size of a fingernail

[15:20:30] itsameh: *Takes picture

[15:20:44] liam.butterworth-ff.net: > it expands untill it's about the size of a small basketball

[15:21:06] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >it solidifies, becoming more and more white untill you realise...

[15:21:16] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >it's an onion

[15:21:23] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >you know what to do

[15:21:26] ronald.welsbacher: My god!

[15:21:28] itsameh: Nert

[15:21:42] Dat_Lumberjack: Holy shit....

[15:22:00] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >you turn towards the fluttershys and scream at the top of your lungs

[15:22:22] liam.butterworth-ff.net: > EVRYTHING YOU KNOW IS NOW OGRE, as you throw the onion

[15:22:42] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >the smell of swamp fills the air

[15:22:48] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >and there he is

[15:22:53] itsameh: [Laughing to death]

[15:23:02] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >the one and only

[15:23:36] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >WHO DISTURBED MY FAT OGRE SHIT?

[15:23:49] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >he turns to the fluttershys

[15:24:16] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >CHECK YOURSELF, BEFORE YOU SHREK YOURSELF!!

[15:24:39] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >he runs at them, throwing onion grenades everywhere

[15:24:48] liam.butterworth-ff.net: The fluttershys are falling in hundreds

[15:25:37] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >he knocks them out of the air with his ogre stench

[15:26:32] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >ogreat, you can't handle this HUH?! He bellows, as he knocks the last flutters out of the air

[15:26:45] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >he turns to you

[15:27:10] itsameh: Oh well then

[15:27:22] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >you, you were the one who summoned me, correct?

[15:27:26] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Yes...

[15:27:30] itsameh: *Gets behind a sheild

[15:27:40] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >well, YOU DISTURBED ME FAT OGRE SHIT

[15:28:20] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >he barrels towards you at speeds ogre what should have been possible

[15:28:23] itsameh: *Grabs Mr. Panda

[15:28:27] itsameh: RUN GODDAMMIT

[15:29:02] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >you are being pulled out if the way by something, you look up, and there is roadside, your trusty companion

[15:29:25] itsameh: WE ARE SOO DEAD

[15:29:25] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Thanks, now come on! Lets get out of here before its all ogre!

[15:29:39] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >NOT SO FAST!

[15:29:42] itsameh: *RUN RUN RUNNITY RUN

[15:29:50] liam.butterworth-ff.net: > he's right in front of you

[15:30:02] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >ohshit.jpg

[15:30:03] itsameh: *Hits the giant ogre

[15:30:27] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >your companion hits the ogre, but too no avail

[15:30:35] Dat_Lumberjack: Dat_Lumberjack taps shreck on the shoulder

[15:30:40 | Edited 15:30:48] Dat_Lumberjack: Hey monkey man

[15:31:03] liam.butterworth-ff.net: > Shrek turns, mumbling something about being an ogre

[15:31:09] Dat_Lumberjack: Got something you want to tell them?....

[15:31:09] ronald.welsbacher: ronald.welsbacher comes out of nowhere shooting shrek in the nuts with a rubber slug

[15:31:19] Dat_Lumberjack: You tell me first

[15:31:28] itsameh: *Bap bap

[15:31:48] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >he keels ogre, gasping in pain

[15:31:50] ronald.welsbacher: ...well that was all I could do

[15:32:03] ronald.welsbacher: ronald.welsbacher walks away to the pub to get drunk

[15:32:04] liam.butterworth-ff.net: THERE THAT'S HIS WEAK SPOT

[15:32:14] Dat_Lumberjack: In that case...

[15:32:18] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >everyone get something to hit him with

[15:32:43] Dat_Lumberjack: Dat_Lumberjack grabs shreck by the balls and hurls him

[15:32:48] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >you grab a log from the nearby swamp

[15:33:00] itsameh: *Hits with a teddy bear

[15:33:05] liam.butterworth-ff.net: STAY DOWN GODDAMIT

[15:33:21] Dat_Lumberjack: YOU THINK YOU'RE STRONGER THAN THE MIGHTY LUMBERJACK!!

[15:33:39] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >you scream as you shwreck his testies with your massive log

[15:33:58] ronald.welsbacher: [oh fuck! my sides!]

[15:33:59] itsameh: [Wow]

[15:34:12] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >he gets up, but puts his hands up as if trying to surrender

[15:34:18] itsameh: *Giggling at this turn of events

[15:34:34 | Edited 15:34:53] ronald.welsbacher: >One of gnome's sides flies out the window of the pub striking Shrek in his nads

[15:35:10] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >look, I know it's ogre for me, but can't we be friends? I mean come on, Shrek is love Shrek is life?

[15:35:41] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >NO you scream as you smash his testies again, harder than before

[15:36:06] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >he screams as he begins to slowly die

[15:36:18] ronald.welsbacher: ronald.welsbacher 's other side finds it's way out of the pub and rockets off to the moon

[15:36:25] Dat_Lumberjack: You mistaken me for someone who worships a dying god?..

[15:36:40] liam.butterworth-ff.net: You above all people should know, that you ALWAYS check urself

[15:36:59] liam.butterworth-ff.net: before you Shrek urself

[15:37:13] Dat_Lumberjack: Dat_Lumberjack revs chainsword and brings it down on shrecks skull

[15:37:31] Dat_Lumberjack: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

[15:37:39] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >shrek dies

[15:37:48] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >the god of all is dead

[15:38:02] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >there is only one way to go now

[15:38:17] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >you pick up the log

[15:38:32] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >Shrek IS love, bad sadly...

[15:38:53] ronald.welsbacher: I find myself wanting to find Fluttershy abuse threads now...

[15:39:15] liam.butterworth-ff.net: HE IS NOT LIFE! You scream, as. You slam your own testies with the log with enough force to stop a train

[15:39:46] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >you slowly fade out

[15:39:49] itsameh: Holy shit

[15:39:58] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >the swamp awaits me

[15:40:00 | Edited 15:40:07] itsameh: *Gets surgical gloves

[15:40:07] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >you close your eyes

[15:40:12] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >and die happy

[15:40:14] alex.lavallee2113: alex.lavallee2113 appears in an explosion of ligtning, a Canadian brother to Thor himself

[15:40:22] itsameh: Hello Mr. Alex

[15:40:24] liam.butterworth-ff.net: fin

[15:40:31] alex.lavallee2113: WHO HAS SLAIN SHREK?

[15:40:49] ronald.welsbacher: well, that was neat. I need to go do something violent to get these urges out.

[15:40:52] itsameh: *Doing surgury on Mr. Panda

[15:41:06] ronald.welsbacher: vidya don't fail me now!

[15:41:13] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Make sure I don't touch the equipment

[15:41:24] Dat_Lumberjack: I have aided in the slaying of shreck

[15:41:41] Dat_Lumberjack: He threatened my comrades in arms

[15:41:56] Dat_Lumberjack: I offered his skull khorne

[15:42:03] alex.lavallee2113: alex.lavallee2113 turns his ligtning charged eyes on Lumberjack

[15:42:14] alex.lavallee2113: YA DONE GOOD EH?

[15:42:30] itsameh: *More sugery

[15:42:44] alex.lavallee2113: alex.lavallee2113 calls forth his mighty hammer Mjolnehr, and flies off back to Asgard

[15:42:51] liam.butterworth-ff.net: liam.butterworth-ff.net is back from the dead

[15:43:04] Dat_Lumberjack: God speed Alex.....

[15:43:13] liam.butterworth-ff.net: ALEX, HIS REIGN IS OVER

[15:43:19] liam.butterworth-ff.net: ONLY THE GREAT SWAMP AWAITS US NOW

[15:43:30] itsameh: I still need to stitch up that huge gash

[15:43:39] itsameh: *Gets a sowing machine

[15:43:57] Dat_Lumberjack: This is where we part ways

[15:44:03] liam.butterworth-ff.net: So, give it to me staight

[15:44:14 | Edited 15:44:26] Dat_Lumberjack: I must find Luna and the mane five

[15:44:15] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Can you repair my testies

[15:44:20] liam.butterworth-ff.net: I need those things

[15:44:20] itsameh: I might

[15:44:33] itsameh: [See ya Mr. Dat]

[15:44:49] itsameh: All I got is a pair of fighting bull testicles

[15:44:49] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Wait LJ!!

[15:44:56] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Good enough

[15:45:05] itsameh: *More surgery

[15:45:14] Dat_Lumberjack: Dat_Lumberjack begins to walk but stops

[15:45:20] itsameh: Well there it is

[15:45:21] Dat_Lumberjack: What is it?

[15:45:36] liam.butterworth-ff.net: May I be of assistance in the search for Luna and the main 5?

[15:45:37] liam.butterworth-ff.net: liam.butterworth-ff.net thanks for the surgery

[15:45:58] Dat_Lumberjack: Before we go...

[15:46:02] itsameh: *Gonna sit down and watch the fireworks

[15:46:18] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Yes?

[15:46:26 | Edited 15:46:42] Dat_Lumberjack: Who is your favourite pone?

[15:47:10] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Is >not applejack an acceptable answer?

[15:47:27] Dat_Lumberjack: ........yes

[15:47:43] Dat_Lumberjack: Now lets go to canterlot!

[15:48:12] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Yes, we should be off

[15:48:52] itsameh: *Watches them walk away in the sunset

[15:48:52] liam.butterworth-ff.net: liam.butterworth-ff.net waves to Roadsideassistance

[15:49:00] itsameh: Have a fun trip to canterwalk

[15:49:34] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >materialises a backpack out of nowhere

[15:50:09] liam.butterworth-ff.net: I packed the necessities

[15:50:44] Dat_Lumberjack: Alright then

[15:50:47] liam.butterworth-ff.net: liam.butterworth-ff.net pulls out an industrial size tin of spaghetti

[15:50:53] liam.butterworth-ff.net: We're all set

[15:51:48] liam.butterworth-ff.net: liam.butterworth-ff.net pulls a backpack out of his backpack and hands it to LJ

[15:51:58] liam.butterworth-ff.net: This one is for you

[15:52:02] itsameh: wUT

[15:52:15] Dat_Lumberjack: Ok

[15:52:27] Dat_Lumberjack: >puts on backpack

[15:52:56] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >you duo begins walking in the direction of canterlot, knowing full well the dangers that lie ahead

[15:53:54] itsameh: There goes a brave pair of fools

[15:54:17] itsameh: *Gets snagged on a peice of rope from one of the backpacks

[15:54:21] itsameh: ...shit

[15:54:52] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >you feel a bit of a tug on you backpack

[15:55:14] itsameh: *Being dragged

[15:55:17] Dat_Lumberjack: Raod?

[15:55:21] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >you turn around to find roadside being dragged along

[15:56:01] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Raod, what in [insert deity's name here] name are you doing

[15:56:31] itsameh: Nothing much

[15:56:39] itsameh: Just...hanging around

[15:56:42] liam.butterworth-ff.net: > you untangle him from the chords

[15:56:51] liam.butterworth-ff.net: > and smack him for making that pun

[15:57:19] liam.butterworth-ff.net: > you proceed to take another backpack out of your backpack and hand it to raod

[15:57:26] itsameh: Aww dammit

[15:57:32] liam.butterworth-ff.net: You might need this

[15:57:43] itsameh: *Puts it on

[15:57:58] itsameh: Why does it come with condoms?

[15:58:18] Dat_Lumberjack: ......reasons!

[15:58:20] liam.butterworth-ff.net: I told you Raod

[15:58:40] liam.butterworth-ff.net: I packed EVERY necessity

[15:59:08] itsameh: Explains the dragon dildo rocket launcher

[15:59:20] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Umm well

[15:59:24] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Uhh

[15:59:33] liam.butterworth-ff.net: You never know!?

[15:59:51 | Edited 15:59:59] itsameh: *Accidentally shoots one off

[16:00:02] liam.butterworth-ff.net: No what have you-

[16:00:21] itsameh: *Reaches the stratosphere

[16:00:26] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >you watch as aploosa is destroyed before your very eyes

[16:00:43 | Edited 16:00:49] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >you turn to raod

[16:00:48] itsameh: *Does a sonic rainboom

[16:01:00] itsameh: Holy shit

[16:01:08] liam.butterworth-ff.net: What have you released

[16:01:34] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Anyways, we must continue our journey!

[16:01:53] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >the trio stumbles and trips their way to canterlot mountain

[16:02:11] itsameh: *Hits a jagged point

[16:02:21] itsameh: So do we climb this?

[16:02:28] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Wait a sec

[16:02:40] liam.butterworth-ff.net: liam.butterworth-ff.net reaches into backpack

[16:03:00] liam.butterworth-ff.net: liam.butterworth-ff.net pulls out a cherry picker

[16:03:07] liam.butterworth-ff.net: This should help

[16:03:35] Dat_Lumberjack: Wait

[16:03:36] itsameh: Needs more rope

[16:03:43] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Okay..

[16:03:58] Dat_Lumberjack: Raod go get me a moose

[16:03:59] liam.butterworth-ff.net: liam.butterworth-ff.net puts the cherry picker away and grabs some rope instead

[16:04:09] itsameh: Righty right

[16:04:13] liam.butterworth-ff.net: No need, just check your backpack!

[16:04:26] itsameh: *Pulls out a moose

[16:04:32] itsameh: What the shiznick

[16:04:42] Dat_Lumberjack: Ok give it here

[16:04:43] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Pinkie gave me these

[16:05:22] liam.butterworth-ff.net: *pulls out a giraffe

[16:05:39] itsameh: Oh god

[16:05:47] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >MEN, today, we ride to canterlot!

[16:05:49] Dat_Lumberjack: Give me the moose, time is of the essence!

[16:05:57] itsameh: Okay okay

[16:06:00] liam.butterworth-ff.net: *hops on giraffe

[16:06:21] itsameh: *Has to run because I'm too stupid to pull an animal

[16:06:25] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Away, valiant steed!

[16:06:46] Dat_Lumberjack: Dat_Lumberjack kills the moose while chanting

[16:07:01] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >Giraffe gallops up the hill while Panda screams EXCELSIOR

[16:07:09] Dat_Lumberjack: ALEX HEAR MY CALL AND AID US IN BATTLE!

[16:07:23] itsameh: Wait

I'm gonna call a taxi

[16:07:46] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >upon reaching canterlot gates, Panda gets off his giraffe, and uses it for sacrificial purposes

[16:07:52] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Hehe

[16:08:16] liam.butterworth-ff.net: ooo a taxi

[16:08:21] itsameh: *Gets to canterwalk

[16:08:48] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >trio has arrived at canterlot gates

[16:09:00] itsameh: *Huff huff

[16:09:01] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >but the gates are firmly shut

[16:09:10] itsameh: Lets open them

[16:09:20] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Yes let's do

[16:09:32] liam.butterworth-ff.net: liam.butterworth-ff.net pulls out rocket dragon dildo

[16:09:42] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Stand back everyone

[16:10:03] Dat_Lumberjack: Ok

[16:10:19] liam.butterworth-ff.net: 3

[16:10:21] liam.butterworth-ff.net: 2

[16:10:22] liam.butterworth-ff.net: 1

[16:10:26] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Away!

[16:10:31] Sir Kingston Twenty: Oh hey guys

[16:10:40] Sir Kingston Twenty: bugger

[16:10:59] itsameh: Hello Sir. King

[16:11:01] Dat_Lumberjack: Oh shit!

[16:11:13] Dat_Lumberjack: Hi pudding

[16:11:22] Sir Kingston Twenty: Is it safe to reappear?

[16:11:34] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >dildorocket fires into the gates, and they are immediately destroyed

[16:11:44] itsameh: Yeah its safe

[16:11:48] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >justasplanned.png

[16:12:01] liam.butterworth-ff.net: Hey there

[16:12:03] itsameh: What brings you here?

[16:12:14] Sir Kingston Twenty: Who me?

[16:12:39] liam.butterworth-ff.net: >the gates bust open to reveal a startled sir Kingston

[16:12:50] Sir Kingston Twenty: what's going on?

[16:12:53] itsameh: I suppose

[16:13:04] itsameh: [Stuff, stuff is happening]

[16:13:16 | Edited 16:13:24] itsameh: Go along with it Sir. King

[16:13:34] Panda (lb): [honeslty read over everything, it's pretty damn hilarious]

[16:13:59] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) grabs backpack out of his backpack and hands it to Sir King

[16:14:02] Dat_Lumberjack: Someone should pastebin this

[16:14:20] Panda (lb): Especially the Shrek one

[16:14:25] Raodsideassistance: So what are we doing in canterwalk?

[16:14:40] Panda (lb): I will pastebin this actually

[16:14:43] Panda (lb): Anyways

[16:14:53] Panda (lb): Welcome to the fray, Sir King

[16:15:11] Sir Kingston Twenty: Thanks Panda.

[16:15:31] Dat_Lumberjack: We are looking for mane five

[16:15:39] Dat_Lumberjack: I'm looking for Luna

[16:15:53] Raodsideassistance: I'm gonna look for a pone then

[16:15:57] Sir Kingston Twenty: Bagsie Celestia

[16:16:20] Panda (lb): but but... I wanted to find moonbutt

[16:16:34] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) cries internally

[16:16:39] Panda (lb): Well

[16:16:49] Sir Kingston Twenty: now now children. You both find her

[16:16:54] Panda (lb): I guess I'll look for trophy wife then

[16:17:00] Panda (lb): Lets be off!

[16:17:12] Raodsideassistance: Well lets set off and look

We will meet in the castle

[16:17:37] Raodsideassistance: *Sets off in a journey for a companion

[16:17:43] Panda (lb): >the newly formed quartet splits up to find there own pone, planning to meet back up at the castle

[16:18:13] Panda (lb): Okay guys, one person at a time writing here

[16:18:23] Raodsideassistance: You go first

[16:18:29] Raodsideassistance: [I got a pizza to make]

[16:18:30] Panda (lb): Mkay

[16:19:06] Panda (lb): >you wall casually down the street, looking for anyplace that you think you would find someone fancy

[16:19:49] Panda (lb): >you turn down another street, and spy a party, a very fancy party, going on

[16:20:17] Panda (lb): >this is your best bet

[16:20:53] Panda (lb): >you walk towards the party, but you're stopped at the entrance

[16:21:13] Panda (lb): >a greyish pony with some glasses stops you

[16:21:25] Panda (lb): >invitation?

[16:21:41] theretardgamer: hmmmm...last night my computer crashed in a really funky way after I torrented photoshop....then it wouldent boot...then it did....FBI is accessing my shit!

[16:21:56] Panda (lb): Why do I need an invitation when I have...

[16:22:13] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) puts his arm inside his backpack

[16:22:24] Raodsideassistance: [Hello Mr. Gamer]

[16:22:43] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) pulls out a battleaxe

[16:22:47] Sir Kingston Twenty: [hey Mr. gamer, you're in the shit aren't you?]

[16:22:57] Panda (lb): An axe!

[16:23:17] Alex: Alex pulls out the Sword of 100 Virgins, previously used to free Neb from Fluttersatan.

YOU LOOKING FOR  FIHGT PANDA?

[16:23:24] Panda (lb): >you slice the grey pony's head off

[16:23:34] Panda (lb): Filthy casual

[16:23:35] Raodsideassistance: HORRY SHIET

[16:23:37] Sir Kingston Twenty: I doubt it, Alex

[16:23:54] rongnome: cordan, what have we learned?

[16:23:57] Raodsideassistance: [I'm in the other side of this town and I felt it]

[16:24:03] theretardgamer: theretardgamer pulls out Andruil which he stole from Aragorns corpse...

[16:24:08] Panda (lb): >you walk inside and immediately spot fleur

[16:24:31] Sir Kingston Twenty: Don't kill mah waifu, panda...

[16:24:48] Panda (lb): >you nudge her in the ribs, she turns to you looking slightly annoyed

[16:24:48] Raodsideassistance: [This is happening]

[16:25:01] Panda (lb): >you need a plan, fast

[16:25:36] Sir Kingston Twenty: She doesn't like the plebs does she?

[16:25:51] Cerenth: please

[16:25:52] Panda (lb): Uhh, um.. Oh yes! There's a um... beauty contest on in canterlot castle and erg.. Rarity is winning?

[16:25:57] Cerenth: i just checked the links that lasagna sent

[16:25:59] Raodsideassistance: I say break out the monocle

[16:26:04] Cerenth: i want to cry

[16:26:19] Raodsideassistance: Which ones Mr. Clever

[Also Hi]

[16:26:20 | Edited 16:26:42] Sir Kingston Twenty: I'm wearing the top hat

[16:26:27] Sir Kingston Twenty: Also, hey dick

[16:26:30] Panda (lb): >fleur looks furious

[16:26:37] Alex: Hey Clever

[16:26:55] rongnome: I have no idea what's going on now.

[16:27:03] Panda (lb): >why is that fucking casual winning, quick ESCORT ME TO THAT CONTEST!

[16:27:11] Panda (lb): >you smile to yourself

[16:27:19] Raodsideassistance: I don't either all we know is that we are in canterwalk looking for our companion pone

[16:27:28] rongnome: ?

[16:27:33] Panda (lb): >the only thing that's going to be escorted is

[16:27:41] Raodsideassistance: [Let me explain]

[16:27:41] Panda (lb): >the D

[16:27:50] Panda (lb): Anyways, I'm done

[16:27:56] Panda (lb): Raod, you next?

[16:28:12] theretardgamer: am I a bad person if I stole photoshop? the bastards charge to much for it, and I got the older version

[16:28:13] theretardgamer: >_>

[16:28:14] Raodsideassistance: [WE ARE IN CANTERWALK]

[LOOKING FOR A COMPANION]

[WHATEVER PONE YOU WANT]

[MAKE A SMALL STORY]

[16:28:27] Raodsideassistance: You are not Mr. Gamer

[16:29:32] Panda (lb): Definitely not a bad person

[16:30:19 | Edited 16:30:39] Raodsideassistance: Anywho

Who wants to go next

[16:30:46] unit_03: Good morning all

[16:30:54] Raodsideassistance: Hello Mr. Unit

[16:31:36] unit_03: Apologies for my skype name. I'm Baratone

[16:31:36] rongnome: >You are Rongnome

>You are in Canterlot looking for your companion

>Decadent pig pones look at you like a filthy animal

>"Good heavens! What kind of rags are you covered in!?"

>"Simply appauling!"

>Look at clothes, jeans with holes on them and fading, a sleeveless t-shirt, dorty boots

>Looking good

>Leave Canterlot because who wants a stuck up high class bitch?

>Go to the pub outside the Everfree

>Get drunk and enjoy company of random society outcasts

>Fuck yeah!

>End

[16:31:36] Dat_Lumberjack: MORNING BARATONE!!

[16:32:42] Raodsideassistance: Hello Mr. Baratone

[16:32:48] unit_03: Morning Lumber

[16:33:10] Dat_Lumberjack: How are you?

[16:33:47] Panda (lb): Hello baratone

[16:33:57] unit_03: I'll be better once I've had my coffee

[16:34:05] unit_03: Ello Panda

[16:34:18] Panda (lb): [everyone is saying goodmorning and it's fucking 12:34 am over here]

[16:34:28] Raodsideassistance: Its morning to me

[16:34:40] Dat_Lumberjack: Me too

[16:34:50] Panda (lb): Middle of the night here

[16:34:50] Sir Kingston Twenty: It's late afternoon for me

[16:35:00] Baratone: 10:30am here

[16:35:03] Alex: It's almost noon in Canada here

[16:35:11] Alex: AND I HAVE THE RIGHT TIME SO NYEAH

[16:35:28] Panda (lb): Canadah eh?

[16:35:32] Raodsideassistance: Okay then

[16:36:00] Dat_Lumberjack: We should continue the collab

[16:36:14] theretardgamer: wait...canada?

[16:36:15] theretardgamer: FUCK

[16:36:17] Raodsideassistance: Who is next then

[16:36:26] Dat_Lumberjack: You are

[16:36:33] Panda (lb): [just re-read the Shrek thing, made me lol]

[16:36:37] Raodsideassistance: *Cracks knuckes

[16:36:43] theretardgamer: http://imgur.com/KAqGiOV

[16:36:45] theretardgamer: CANADA!

[16:36:45] Sir Kingston Twenty: It was rongnome, wasn't it?

[16:37:15] rongnome: ??

[16:37:22] rongnome: what did I do?

[16:37:30] *** Alex has changed the conversation picture. ***

[16:37:33] Sir Kingston Twenty: Never mind

[16:37:37] Panda (lb): Nah it's raod now

[16:37:41] Raodsideassistance: >So here you are

>Canterwalk: The city that has two faces

[16:37:42] Sir Kingston Twenty: Dawwww...

[16:37:48] Sir Kingston Twenty: dat pic

[16:38:02] Raodsideassistance: >Time to see what all the hype is about

[16:38:28] Raodsideassistance: >You walk away from your travel buddies to the slums

[16:38:43] Alex: Dat pic is from my story Kingston.

Shiwi drew it for me :3

[16:38:52] Raodsideassistance: >You don't know why but you know that something fun is bound to happen there

[16:39:02] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) is fiddling around with his backpack, smiling mischievously

[16:39:25] Raodsideassistance: >So you walk

>With your backradio blaring some old timey song

[16:39:44] Alex: >I don't want to set the world on fire

[16:40:07] Raodsideassistance: >Walking, looking at the rich and famous

[16:40:17] Raodsideassistance: >Seeing them ignore the poor

[16:40:33] Raodsideassistance: >Watching the street urchins play with a can

[16:40:47] Raodsideassistance: >You decide to stop there and play with them

[16:41:12] Raodsideassistance: >You decided to have some fun before you get to finding your pone

[16:41:28] Raodsideassistance: >Such is the life of a relatively poor person

[16:42:02] Raodsideassistance: [Also Mr. Panda didn't tell you at what time you had to go to the castle]

[16:42:24] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) finds an onion in his backpack. He puts it back in, wondering why such a thing is a necessity

[16:42:46] Panda (lb): [around nighttime, on the same day]

[16:42:48] Raodsideassistance: [I'll be back and finish this]

[16:43:06] Raodsideassistance: [Once everyone is done]

[16:43:19] Panda (lb): K then

[16:43:28 | Edited 16:43:37] Panda (lb): U want to go, LJ?

[16:43:31] Raodsideassistance: [Sorry if it was bad]

[16:44:45] Dat_Lumberjack: >the walk to the castle was pleasant as the midday sun shined brightly on you

[16:45:15] Aviator Anon: My OC is a member of the Uchiha ninja clan and has a sharingans and has a keyblade because he is Sora's son andh is mother is dah ninja queen of Naruto and he's the chosen one.

[16:45:29] Dat_Lumberjack: >only one problem...

>you hated the sun

[16:45:38] Aviator Anon: Best OC ever.

[16:45:51] *** Alex has changed the conversation picture. ***

[16:45:56] Alex: Aviator.

Is your OC.... that? O_O

[16:46:22] Aviator Anon: Pfft, no.

[16:46:26] Aviator Anon: No Sharingan

[16:46:36] Dat_Lumberjack: >you much preferred the night

[16:46:40] Panda (lb): Not as good as sir baron von god-princess death sparklie the exterminator the sixty fourth

[16:47:14] Aviator Anon: ...

[16:47:19] Alex: Princess Sugarlicious Bonquisha Shanana Sparkle Doombringer the Third

[16:47:25] Sir Kingston Twenty: Now that was a glorious queen and her reign

[16:47:26] Aviator Anon: Not as good as Naruto in Equestria

[16:47:40] Aviator Anon: because he has sex with, and impregnates, every mare in the whole show

[16:47:51] Aviator Anon: ^Someone actually wrote this and drew pics

[16:48:01] BP: link?

[16:48:06] Alex: >Naruto

Bleh

[16:48:09] Panda (lb): Not as good as sir baron von god-princess death sparklie the exterminator the sixty fourth, the ultimate of all

[16:48:15] Dat_Lumberjack: Sorry guys too much distractions

[16:48:23] Sir Kingston Twenty: I need like for reasons

[16:48:25] Panda (lb): [lasagnas oc]

[16:48:26] Aviator Anon: No link, BP

[16:48:29] Dat_Lumberjack: Someone else write

[16:48:31] Raodsideassistance: Goddamit

[16:48:35] Sir Kingston Twenty: Shite

[16:48:36] Aviator Anon: But he had kids with Mane6 and both princesses\

[16:48:42] Raodsideassistance: Fuck

[16:48:49] Panda (lb): O really now

[16:49:00] Sir Kingston Twenty: That's the whole point, raod

[16:49:09] Aviator Anon: And his kid with applejack was called something like AppleFox

[16:49:11] Aviator Anon: ...

[16:49:14] Aviator Anon: I'm serious here.

[16:49:29] Sir Kingston Twenty: >mfw

[16:49:30] Sir Kingston Twenty: http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1362847639182.gif

[16:49:31] Raodsideassistance: Are you HIV positive Mr. Aviator

[16:49:36] Raodsideassistance: [Also Hello]

[16:49:43] Panda (lb): OH GOD YOU GUYS HE'S SERIOUS

[16:49:55] Panda (lb): HE'S SERIOUS!!!

[16:49:59] Raodsideassistance: *Panic

[16:50:04] Aviator Anon: I read the whole thing

[16:50:09] Sir Kingston Twenty: BAOWSHIT

[16:50:11] Aviator Anon: the whole damned thing

[16:50:14] Sir Kingston Twenty: http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1362847686381.jpg

[16:50:17] Raodsideassistance: I need a link to that

[16:50:21] Panda (lb): Even Shrek?

[16:50:22] Sir Kingston Twenty: literally

[16:50:29] Aviator Anon: Google it

[16:50:37] Raodsideassistance: Welp

[16:50:37] rongnome: ah, nothing like a shot of spiced rum at quarter to 12 in the morning to warm ya up...

[16:50:46] Raodsideassistance: Doing a google

[16:50:49] Alex: [16:50] Sir Kingston Twenty:

 

<<< http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1362847686381.jpgReminds me of Sweetie's Chocolate Milk

[16:51:04] Panda (lb): Chocolate milk, eh?

[16:51:15] Panda (lb): You've summoned twilicorn

[16:51:22] Panda (lb): There is no hope now

[16:51:23] Sir Kingston Twenty: I'm horrified and aroused

[16:51:31] Sir Kingston Twenty: Which is rare for me

[16:51:33] Raodsideassistance: I'm scaroused

[16:51:34] Dat_Lumberjack: http://images.4chan.org/wsg/src/1362707174388.gif

[16:51:55] Sir Kingston Twenty: Now, I'm just horrified

[16:52:03] Panda (lb): Eh

[16:52:07] Panda (lb): I've seen worse

[16:52:09] Raodsideassistance: Its normal

[16:52:15] Baratone: >dat gif of twilicorn knocking over all the chocolate milk glasses with her wing

[16:52:52] Dat_Lumberjack: Lel

[16:52:52] Aviator Anon: I want to drink Sweetie's milk

[16:53:17] Aviator Anon: I want this gif.

[16:53:31] Sir Kingston Twenty: She's too young to give milk

[16:53:50] Raodsideassistance: [Badum tiss]

[16:54:02] Panda (lb): [cricket chirp]

[16:54:06] Aviator Anon: Her Chocolate Milk, King

[16:54:27 | Edited 16:55:00] Sir Kingston Twenty: >implying I didn't get the joke and made a crotchtit joke

[16:55:05] Raodsideassistance: >Implying I put that sound effect because you didn't get the joke

[16:55:12] Aviator Anon: Ew, crotchtits.

[16:55:14] Panda (lb): >implying

[16:55:14] allyourwat: Holy shit guys, what's up.

[16:55:22] Raodsideassistance: >implyer

[16:55:30] Sir Kingston Twenty: >implying with implications

[16:55:30] Aviator Anon: >Implying I'm not masturbating furiously right now

[16:55:30] Panda (lb): >imply

[16:55:39] Raodsideassistance: >Employ the imply

[16:55:41] Sir Kingston Twenty: >imp

[16:55:46] Raodsideassistance: >Employer

[16:55:50] Panda (lb): >i

[16:55:54] Sir Kingston Twenty: >Hillman Imp

[16:56:08 | Edited 16:56:18] Raodsideassistance: >Impaler

[16:56:09] Baratone: >implying that there are implications to imply

[16:56:17] Panda (lb): >Imp the eggos

[16:56:18] allyourwat: Is BP still around here? Or did he leave?

[16:56:25] Raodsideassistance: *Shrugs

[16:56:33] BP: im here

[16:56:43] Sir Kingston Twenty: >mfw

[16:56:45] Raodsideassistance: *Hugs him

[16:56:46] allyourwat: That mother fucking russian story man.

[16:56:46] Sir Kingston Twenty: http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1362847961420.png

[16:56:52] Panda (lb): Hey

[16:56:55] allyourwat: Thats was just what I needed for my morning

[16:57:01] allyourwat: Thank you.

[16:57:05] allyourwat: So good.

[16:57:11] BP: I'm glad you liked it

[16:57:36] Panda (lb): Oh yea that was a good read

[16:57:48] Allyourwat .jpg: At some parts he sounded like a neanderthal

[16:58:05] Allyourwat .jpg: but other than that it made me loose my sides

[17:00:02] BP: I was trying to imitate Ordgnungs style

[17:00:04] Sir Kingston Twenty: Dudes, I just found this.

[17:00:09] BP: so you should give his a read too

[17:00:15] Sir Kingston Twenty: http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/8849187#p8936239

[17:00:50] Raodsideassistance: Huh

[17:01:01] Allyourwat .jpg: Jibber!!

[17:01:05] Allyourwat .jpg: HE's alive?

[17:01:29] Sir Kingston Twenty: although it was six days ago

[17:01:44] Raodsideassistance: Still though

[17:01:51] Allyourwat .jpg: He left like forever ago though

[17:01:56] Baratone: He's expanding his horizons

[17:02:14] BP: Meh, he just wants to write different stuff

[17:02:17] Raodsideassistance: I'm just glad he's writing again

[17:03:14] Alex: Jibber is back?

[17:03:24] BP: Greetings, I would like to introduce a short story based on an idea from Navarone. Here's my pastebin:

http://pastebin.com/u/Jibber

 

The stories so far are primarily from FlutterRape threads that I've written. If it ain't your cup of tea, don't bother with it. I'm interested in writting for this thread, so please excuse me if I make any spelling or grammar mistakes.

 

This is a story that I've titled: Moonlight on the Water

[17:04:06] Alex: What thread is this?

[17:04:18] Raodsideassistance: Ponies on earth right?

[17:04:19] BP: pony on earth

[17:04:19] Baratone: Ponies on earth

[17:04:35] Alex: Ah

[17:04:57] BP: Eppy came to us from PoE

[17:05:40] Sir Kingston Twenty: To be honest, I would have started out in PoE.

[17:06:20] Dat_Lumberjack: Hmmm

[17:07:01] Raodsideassistance: Anyone care to do a poe flutterape?

[17:07:19] BP: Is PoE a busy thread?

[17:07:19] Alex: I'm glad for Jibber that he'a writing again, but I'd like to see him write something other than >Happy start

>Big buildup

>Something horrible happens for  feels

[17:07:50] Raodsideassistance: [It does seems to be an overused formula]

[17:08:36] Panda (lb): >mfw I realise that's pretty much the formula for EVERY story on /mlp

[17:08:50] Alex: Not really Panda

[17:08:52] Raodsideassistance: Anywho

Someone do a flutterape on earth and post on poe and the rape thread

[17:09:03] Alex: Some stories are comedy, some are adventure

[17:09:11] Alex: Some are dark.

[17:09:12] Sir Kingston Twenty: BP, no. One thread once when on for twenty days

[17:09:20] Dat_Lumberjack: I like to write epic battles

[17:09:25] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) yawns

[17:09:28] Raodsideassistance: [I'd like to think that we do a variety of stories]

[17:09:36] Dat_Lumberjack: But I can't brain today

[17:09:50] BP: 20 days?

[17:09:54] BP: he left us for that?

[17:10:08] Panda (lb): I can't brain today either

[17:10:19 | Edited 17:10:27] Sir Kingston Twenty: It's a relativly new concept, bp

[17:10:19] Panda (lb): I have the dumb

[17:10:26] Alex: He left for reaons other than that BP

[17:10:30] Raodsideassistance: [Not braining on a weekend]

[17:10:57] Panda (lb): It's 1 in the morning

[17:11:06] Panda (lb): I can't brain no more

[17:11:07] Dat_Lumberjack: I'm going to continue the collab now

[17:11:17] Panda (lb): Yes!

[17:11:40] Baratone: He left because a few people were hounding him that all his stories were bascially the same layout: starts with warm fuzzy feels and gradually things start getting more and more horrible for Anon

[17:12:20] Alex: Which was the truth.

[17:12:27] Dat_Lumberjack: >the night was pretty nice but the one ruling it was a beautiful goddess

[17:12:48] Sir Kingston Twenty: He'd better not be fucking off. Should he be finishing The Island?

[17:13:20] Dat_Lumberjack: >you continue to walk through canterlot as you hear a familiar song play

[17:13:39] Alex: When you know exactly what to expect from a writer it makes it hard to get invested in the story and the characters, because you know something shitty is going to happen sooner or leter

[17:13:47] Dat_Lumberjack: "I don't want to set the world on fire..."

[17:14:00] Panda (lb): [dis gun b gud] everyone shush for Lumberjack

[17:14:19] Sir Kingston Twenty: Things are literally heating up now

[17:14:23] Raodsideassistance: *Still playing with the street urchins but is now listening as well

[17:14:53] Panda (lb): *can hear the song through the streets, and stops to listen

[17:15:02] Panda (lb): *so does fleur

[17:15:22] Dat_Lumberjack: >the sun started burning more brightly now that the song was playing, "I better hurry up and find Luna"

[17:16:04 | Edited 17:16:19] Dat_Lumberjack: >you break into a run as the ponies around you started to complain about the sudden increase in heat.

[17:16:36] Panda (lb): *I'm still here, swaying to the beat singing along

[17:17:06] Panda (lb): Don't wanna set the world on fire...

[17:17:06] Dat_Lumberjack: >The castle appears in the distance as you start sprinting towards the castle intending on making sure Luna is ok.

[17:17:36] Raodsideassistance: *"Come one kids lets go get some icecream, something guds happening"

[17:18:03] Panda (lb): >catches up with raod, introduces him to fleur, and walks with him and the kids

[17:18:11] Dat_Lumberjack: >You stop when you hear an all too familiar boom in the distance

[17:18:47] Panda (lb): [the rocket dragon dildo?]

[17:18:49 | Edited 17:19:11] Dat_Lumberjack: >You look beyond the wall of the city as you see a bright flash, and the mushroom cloud rising after it

[17:19:11] Raodsideassistance: *>Wasn't me

[17:19:27] Dat_Lumberjack: "Dear god no......

[17:19:39 | Edited 17:19:47] Sir Kingston Twenty: >I might be dead because of that boom

[17:19:48 | Edited 17:20:05] Panda (lb): >wasn't me either, I'm just hanging with raod, the kids and fleur

[17:20:51] Allyourwat .jpg: I hope all of you have a fallout shelter

[17:20:54] Dat_Lumberjack: >You turn and start running with all you have towards the castle, past the screaming crowds, past your companions, and past the guards trying to keep order

[17:20:54] Raodsideassistance: >"Uhh kids get to your houses, NOW"

[17:21:11 | Edited 17:21:19] Raodsideassistance: >"Come on Mr. Panda"

[17:21:23] Panda (lb): >raod follow me, I know what to do

[17:21:28] Raodsideassistance: >TO ADVENTURE

[17:21:42] Allyourwat .jpg: See ya guys, i'll be on tomorrow evening. Not before then, i'm not going to have internet

[17:21:42] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) reaches into his backpack

[17:22:00] Raodsideassistance: [Have a good one Mr. Watt]

[17:22:04] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) pulls out a small shelter

[17:22:27] Panda (lb): Come on let's stay here for a while

[17:22:39] Raodsideassistance: Oh well

[17:22:42] Dat_Lumberjack: >you slam your body against the entrance doors to the castle knocking down the guards trying to brace it

[17:22:52] Dat_Lumberjack: "LUNA!"

[17:23:05] Raodsideassistance: Hopefully Mr. lumber knows what he's doing

[17:23:20] Panda (lb): I hope so too raod

[17:23:21] Sir Kingston Twenty: I'd doubt it

[17:23:30] Dat_Lumberjack: >your mind and heart are racing as you see her fly down the stairs in the main hall

[17:23:36] Sir Kingston Twenty: But let's hope so

[17:23:40] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) rummages around in his backpack

[17:23:56] Raodsideassistance: [Go Mr. Lumber go]

[17:24:03] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) rummages a little more

[17:24:16] Dat_Lumberjack: "Lumberjack! What is happening outside the city?

[17:24:32] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) sticks his head inside his backpack

[17:24:37] Raodsideassistance: *Rummages with him as well

[17:25:07] Panda (lb): >a muffled " I ghot eht" can be heard

[17:25:17] Dat_Lumberjack: >for once in your life you don't have an answer as Luna looks in your eyes with worry.

[17:25:46] Dat_Lumberjack: ".......hold me"

[17:26:13] Raodsideassistance: *Gets icecream

[17:26:19] Raodsideassistance: I'm taking this

[17:26:20] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) pulls out some N7 standard armour

[17:26:29] Raodsideassistance: *Uses it as a helmet

[17:26:38] Raodsideassistance: TO THE CASTLE

[17:26:43] Panda (lb): *puts it on

[17:26:48] Panda (lb): Let us be away

[17:27:17] Panda (lb): >you, fleur and raod rush towards the castle, to find the doors wide open

[17:27:22] Raodsideassistance: >Streets are now red with heat

[17:27:28] Dat_Lumberjack: >you and Luna share a passionate kiss as the screams around you start to be drowned out as you and Luna share with each other your own little pieces of heaven

[17:27:42] Raodsideassistance: Shit shit shit shit

[17:27:48] Dat_Lumberjack: Someone else write now

[17:28:01] Raodsideassistance: Mr. Panda

[17:28:06] Raodsideassistance: What do?

[17:28:26] Panda (lb): Let us all continue from here, like we did at the beginninh

[17:28:32] Panda (lb): Ok then

[17:28:36] Raodsideassistance: *Walking on sunshine...literally

[17:28:57] Panda (lb): >you and raod frantically run around searching for LJ!

[17:29:00] Sir Kingston Twenty: Gotta hurt that

[17:29:17] Panda (lb): LJ, LUNA! WHERE ARE YOU

[17:29:24] Raodsideassistance: >It burns, but the icecream helmet is holding

[17:29:40] Panda (lb): >the castle is beginning to crumble, the heat is beginning to become unbearable

[17:29:44] Raodsideassistance: Lets split Mr. Panda, you find Mr. Lumber and Miss. Luna

[17:29:58] Raodsideassistance: I'm gonna go for the source of the heat

[17:30:03] Panda (lb): Lets do this

[17:30:04] Raodsideassistance: shit shit shit shit

[17:30:26] Raodsideassistance: >So you both part ways

[17:30:39] Raodsideassistance: >Holy shit its getting hotter

[17:30:51] Panda (lb): > You sprint down the corridor to find LJ and Luna embraced

>I don't mean to interrupt but we HAVE TO GO NOW!!

[17:30:55] Raodsideassistance: >Walls crumbling

[17:31:06] Raodsideassistance: >Stuff bursting into flames

[17:31:21] Raodsideassistance: >Whats causing thi-

>OH god no

[17:31:26] Dat_Lumberjack: "Damnit...."

[17:31:34] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) frantically searches in backpack

[17:31:40] Panda (lb): AhHA!

[17:31:45] Raodsideassistance: >You have no choice

>But to find the bedchambers

[17:31:59] Raodsideassistance: Shoes better not melt

[17:32:14] Panda (lb): *pulls out an immune to heat scroll

[17:32:24] Panda (lb): EVERYONE GATHER AROUND

[17:32:29] Raodsideassistance: >Pones are now on defcon 5

[17:32:55] Panda (lb): >casts spell

 

WE ONLY HAVE 30 minutes before that wears of and were baked alive

[17:33:05] Panda (lb): Lets move!

[17:33:10] Raodsideassistance: HURRY IT UP

[17:33:18] Dat_Lumberjack: Where's Celestia?

[17:33:25] Panda (lb): >you, luna, raod and LJ run towards the Bedchambers

[17:33:32] Raodsideassistance: >Yup

[17:33:32] Dat_Lumberjack: And who was supposed to find her?

[17:33:38] Raodsideassistance: >There she is

[17:33:46] Raodsideassistance: >With discord

[17:33:51] Raodsideassistance: >and twilicorn

[17:33:59] Raodsideassistance: >and various "Toys"

[17:34:04] Panda (lb): no...

[17:34:12] Raodsideassistance: >and what seems to be the homewrecker

[17:34:26] Raodsideassistance: *Gets a bucket of water

[17:34:30] Panda (lb): >not to mention a familiar looking ogre

[17:34:41] Raodsideassistance: Stop that

[17:35:00] Sir Kingston Twenty: >I love being dead, don't you?

Pudding says from beyond the grave...

[17:35:02] Raodsideassistance: Don't do the horizontal/verticalfordiscord nasty

[17:35:22] Raodsideassistance: [You could always contribute Sir. King]

[17:35:34] Panda (lb): GUYS 25 minutes and counting

[17:35:46] Raodsideassistance: We gotta speed it up

[17:35:48] Panda (lb): If we can't find the source of that heat were gone

[17:35:54] Sir Kingston Twenty: I died when you blew up the gates, remember?

[17:36:05] Raodsideassistance: Well you're here now

[17:36:09] Dat_Lumberjack: A nuke went off....

[17:36:15] Raodsideassistance: Lets get to the furnace

[17:36:18] Panda (lb): No, you ran away because you were startled

[17:36:30] Panda (lb): Lets move

[17:36:33] Raodsideassistance: *Grabs Sir. King

[17:36:36] Raodsideassistance: Lets go

[17:36:50] Sir Kingston Twenty: >Ow! that's hurts you know?

[17:36:55] Alex: Are you guys roleplaying or writing a story or? <_>

[17:36:57] Panda (lb): 23 minutes and counting gentlemen!

[17:37:01] Raodsideassistance: *Shrugs

[17:37:11] Raodsideassistance: I'm going along with it

[17:37:20] Sir Kingston Twenty: Sure, why not?

[17:37:23] Panda (lb): [its fucking intense]

[17:37:34] Raodsideassistance: We are now on defcon 6

[17:37:41] Raodsideassistance: Code Black

[17:37:48] Raodsideassistance: The worst color

[17:38:00] Panda (lb): 22 minutes, what the fuck are we going to do?!!

[17:38:10] Sir Kingston Twenty: Oh shit. Quick everyone! run to somewhere.

[17:38:11] Raodsideassistance: The furnace

[17:38:20] Raodsideassistance: I'm headed there

[17:38:25] Dat_Lumberjack: Wait

[17:38:30] Sir Kingston Twenty: The boiler room! Of course

[17:38:39] Dat_Lumberjack: Where are the main five?

[17:38:45] Raodsideassistance: Oh god

[17:39:00] Sir Kingston Twenty: Fuck knows. I got Tia and Cord with me

[17:39:01] Panda (lb): I'll grab them, just keep going!

[17:39:11] Raodsideassistance: *Runs to the Boiler room

[17:39:16] Raodsideassistance: Guys...

[17:39:17] Panda (lb): >runs back outside

[17:39:36] Panda (lb): TWI, APPLEJACK, RD!!!

[17:39:37] Raodsideassistance: *Sees a giant fluttershy on the boiler room

[17:39:41] Sir Kingston Twenty: shouts "What?"

[17:39:52] Raodsideassistance: I found the source of the heat

[17:39:58] Sir Kingston Twenty: I'm in the middle of something...

[17:40:11] Sir Kingston Twenty: now, with the whip cream...

[17:40:15] Raodsideassistance: *Shakily grabs wrench

[17:40:16] Dat_Lumberjack: I got this

[17:40:19] Raodsideassistance: Okay then

[17:40:20] Panda (lb): >finds the 5 outside of the castle, and twi teleports us into the boiler room

[17:40:30] Raodsideassistance: You grab the big fluttershy

[17:40:34] Panda (lb): Mother of god

[17:40:42] Raodsideassistance: I'll try to regulate the valves

[17:40:46] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) digs into backpack

[17:40:50] Sir Kingston Twenty: Did I miss some... Oh bugger

[17:41:01] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) throws everyone a giant wrench

[17:41:02] Raodsideassistance: *Repair at 5%

[17:41:05] Sir Kingston Twenty: Quick

[17:41:09] Raodsideassistance: KEEPS HER OCCUPIED

[17:41:23] Raodsideassistance: *Repair at 10%

[17:41:24] Sir Kingston Twenty: Over here! BigShy!

[17:41:27] Dat_Lumberjack: Dat_Lumberjack revs chainsword

[17:41:28] Panda (lb): T minus 15 minutes people!

[17:41:39] Panda (lb): Lets hurry this up!

[17:41:41] Dat_Lumberjack: Oh I'll enjoy this slaughter...

[17:41:47] Raodsideassistance: *Repair at 15%

[17:41:48] Sir Kingston Twenty: I'm a blind pedestian! 10 points

[17:42:07] Raodsideassistance: Get the gear box from her head

[17:42:12] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) rummages in backpack to find only one thing left...

[17:42:23] Raodsideassistance: *Repair at 35%

[17:42:26] Panda (lb): The industrial spaghetti...

[17:42:30] Dat_Lumberjack: Dat_Lumberjack slashes and hacks the giant Fluttershy

[17:42:37] Raodsideassistance: Give me that

[17:42:38] Sir Kingston Twenty: Grabs cricket bat out of trousers

[17:42:49] Raodsideassistance: *Repair at 50%

[17:42:52] Sir Kingston Twenty: *WHACK WHACK*

[17:42:57] Dat_Lumberjack: SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

[17:43:05] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) backpacks for a bazooka

[17:43:05] Raodsideassistance: *Extra coat of protection with the spagetti

[17:43:11] Cordan: Cordan falls from a very high altitude and crashes down into the monster sword first

[17:43:12] Sir Kingston Twenty: Cracking of the legs

[17:43:21] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) puts spaghetti in the bazooka

[17:43:22] Raodsideassistance: *Repair at 75%

[17:43:29] Panda (lb): STAND THE FUCK BACK EVERYONE

[17:43:32] Raodsideassistance: *Error

[17:43:38] Lasagna: dat pic

[17:43:49] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) prepares the spaghetti bazooka

[17:43:52] Raodsideassistance: Herro Mr. Lasagna

[17:43:54 | Edited 17:44:03] Panda (lb): FIRE

[17:44:02] Raodsideassistance: shit shit shit shit

[17:44:03] Sir Kingston Twenty: Shit, Lasagna stand back!

[17:44:15] Sir Kingston Twenty: Also hello

[17:44:16] Raodsideassistance: *Repair at 76%

[17:44:33] Panda (lb): >spaghetti fires with enough force to knock fluttershy onto the ground

[17:44:37] Lasagna: *rolls out the way*

[17:44:43] Raodsideassistance: *Hits back

[17:44:49] Raodsideassistance: FUCKING CHRYSLER

[17:44:53] Panda (lb): HURRY GODDAMIT WE'VE GOT 10 MINUTES!!!

[17:44:54] Sir Kingston Twenty: *hides under the rug*

[17:45:04] Raodsideassistance: *Repair at 85%

[17:45:12] Raodsideassistance: *Repair at 90%

[17:45:24] Raodsideassistance: *Repair at 98%

[17:45:30] Sir Kingston Twenty: Wait, Celestia, do some magic shit

[17:45:32] Raodsideassistance: SOMEONE GET THE LAST VALVE

[17:45:35] Panda (lb): If only sir baron von god-princess death sparklie the exterminator the sixty fourth were here...

[17:45:42] Panda (lb): I'VE GOT IT

[17:45:45] Raodsideassistance: ITS ON THE TOP

[17:45:51] Sir Kingston Twenty: *Celestia magics up the last value*

[17:46:00] Sir Kingston Twenty: >Here use this.

[17:46:02] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) trips trying to get the last valve

[17:46:20] Sir Kingston Twenty: I'VE GOT IT! PANDA, DON'T WORRY

[17:46:25] Panda (lb): SHIT IT'S NOT WORKING, it's stuck on 98%

[17:46:37] Raodsideassistance: *Repair at 99%

[17:46:38] Sir Kingston Twenty: Ah, crap

[17:46:43] Panda (lb): Only7 MINUTES LEFT!

[17:46:54] Raodsideassistance: *Cripple walks to last valve

[17:47:02] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) starts to glow

[17:47:09] Raodsideassistance: Mr. Panda get the switch on the left

[17:47:11] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) rises into the air

[17:47:32] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) falls back down again

[17:47:37] Panda (lb): The fuck was that?

[17:47:42] Sir Kingston Twenty: Panda! I've got it. I'll throw it to you. When you ...

[17:47:49] Sir Kingston Twenty: OWW!

[17:47:58] Sir Kingston Twenty: What the funk?

[17:48:00] Raodsideassistance: *Repair at 100%, please press the switch to start over

[17:48:14] Raodsideassistance: *Error

[17:48:16] Panda (lb): Fuck, TWILIGHT HEAL HIM NOW!

[17:48:29] Raodsideassistance: *Please press the switch to continue

[17:48:34] Sir Kingston Twenty: I'm seeing double

[17:48:49] Panda (lb): OH SHIT WE'VE GOT 3 and a half MINUTES PEOPLE!

[17:48:55 | Edited 17:49:00] Panda (lb): Come on

[17:49:08] Raodsideassistance: *Please press the switch to continue

[17:49:14] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) reaches for the switch

[17:49:17] Panda (lb): I've got this

[17:49:23] Sir Kingston Twenty: Quick!

[17:49:35] Raodsideassistance: Come on

[17:49:45] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) flicks the swithc

[17:50:03] Raodsideassistance: Whoo

[17:50:12] Sir Kingston Twenty: Yes!

[17:50:16] Panda (lb): >starts to cool down

[17:50:20] Raodsideassistance: *Boilers start to function again

[17:50:36] Panda (lb): I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU GENTLEMEN BUT WE'VE STILL GOT ONE ANGRY SHY HERE

[17:50:38] Sir Kingston Twenty: Gettin' cold in here, innit?

[17:50:43] Sir Kingston Twenty: shit...

[17:50:49] Raodsideassistance: Wait

[17:50:59] Raodsideassistance: HIT HER WITH THE BOILING VALVE

[17:51:08 | Edited 17:51:22] Sir Kingston Twenty: Now, where did my AK-47?

[17:51:13] Raodsideassistance: THE STEAM CAN KILL HER AT A POINT BLANK RANGE

[17:51:33] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) starts glowing again

[17:51:43] Sir Kingston Twenty: *click* don't panic, guise.

[17:51:53] Sir Kingston Twenty: I've got this.

[17:51:58] Raodsideassistance: Good

[17:52:07] Panda (lb): GUYS what's going ON?

[17:52:07] Raodsideassistance: *Starts patching up back

[17:52:10] Panda (lb): ...

[17:52:13] Panda (lb): ...

[17:52:21] Sir Kingston Twenty: *Empties entire magazine in 4 seconds*

[17:52:21] Raodsideassistance: *Shrugs

[17:52:33] Panda (lb): all must obey our lord fluttershy, do it or perish

[17:52:40] Raodsideassistance: Fuck

[17:52:41] Sir Kingston Twenty: Ah, this isn't like the movies, is it?

[17:52:47] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) continues glowing

[17:52:53] Raodsideassistance: What a letdown

[17:53:12] rongnome: I hear gunplay!

[17:53:15] Sir Kingston Twenty: crap.

[17:53:18] Raodsideassistance: *Starts limping to the valve

[17:53:22] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) twitches uncontrollably

[17:53:23] Sir Kingston Twenty: she's pissed now

[17:53:27] Raodsideassistance: I may or may not have this

[17:53:35] Raodsideassistance: Keep her busy

[17:53:37] Sir Kingston Twenty: Panda, you alright?

[17:53:46] Sir Kingston Twenty: You're glowing...

[17:53:48] Panda (lb): Surrender to her, or perish this day

[17:53:56] Raodsideassistance: I'll hit her with a concentrated blast of steam

[17:54:05] Panda (lb): Obey yellow quiet

[17:54:05] Raodsideassistance: GET MR. PANDA

[17:54:12] Sir Kingston Twenty: I found more magazines!

[17:54:17] Dat_Lumberjack: I'd rather serve slannesh!

[17:54:18] Sir Kingston Twenty: WHEE-HOO

[17:54:21] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) glows harder

[17:54:29] Sir Kingston Twenty: EAT LEAD, TWATS

[17:54:32] Raodsideassistance: *Limping faster

[17:54:38] Cordan: who requested the Lyra wallpaper last night before I passed out and went to bed?

[17:54:52] Raodsideassistance: Was it Mr. Alex?

[17:54:54] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) puts up defensive shield, and continues glowing

[17:54:55] Sir Kingston Twenty: RAT-A-TAT-TAT-TAT

[17:55:02] Dat_Lumberjack: Guys!

[17:55:04] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) twitches again

[17:55:05] Raodsideassistance: [Hello Mr. Cordan]

[17:55:09] Cordan: hello

[17:55:12] Panda (lb): Obey FLUTTERSHY

[17:55:18] Sir Kingston Twenty: FUCK THAT!

[17:55:19] Raodsideassistance: *Gets to the valve

[17:55:23] Raodsideassistance: Finally

[17:55:26] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) shoots a bolt of magic at raod

[17:55:27] Panda (lb): Never

[17:55:29] Sir Kingston Twenty: TAT-A-TAT

[17:55:39] Raodsideassistance: SONOFAQUETZACOATLE

[17:55:46] Raodsideassistance: *Hurty

[17:55:51] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) continues to twitch and glow

[17:55:56] Sir Kingston Twenty: *several rounds enter the HugeShy*

[17:55:56 | Edited 17:56:09] Raodsideassistance: *tarts the steam

[17:56:08] Sir Kingston Twenty: She's down! QUICK

[17:56:14] Panda (lb): No, you must not injure her!

[17:56:24] Raodsideassistance: *Steam hits her face

[17:56:25] Sir Kingston Twenty: too late

[17:56:26] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) puts up shield around flutters

[17:56:38] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) is too late

[17:56:55] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) 's glow fades

[17:56:59] Raodsideassistance: *Fluttershy starts melting from the steam

[17:57:20] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) hits the floor and loses consciousness

[17:57:22] Raodsideassistance: Well what are you gonna do when your god dies?

[17:57:27] Raodsideassistance: Faint

[17:57:35] Dat_Lumberjack: VICTORY IS OURS!!

[17:57:39] Raodsideassistance: So he did

[17:57:50] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) gets up

[17:58:01] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) looks around

[17:58:06] Raodsideassistance: *Pulls out twizzlers

[17:58:12] Raodsideassistance: Time to celebrate

[17:58:21] Raodsideassistance: *Hands some to Mr. Panda

[17:58:32] Raodsideassistance: You in for a party?

[17:58:35] Panda (lb): *takes some

[17:58:46] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) tries to speak, but can't

[17:58:57] Dat_Lumberjack: Oh great....

[17:59:02] Raodsideassistance: Well, the party starts at night

[17:59:10] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) nods

[17:59:11] Raodsideassistance: You also have to bring a date

[17:59:24] Raodsideassistance: *Looks at the tickets given to him by sunbutt

[17:59:24] Dat_Lumberjack: PARTY AT RAODS HOUSE!!

[17:59:32] Raodsideassistance: Or so it says on these tickets

[17:59:37] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) regains a little of his voice

[17:59:49] Raodsideassistance: Sorry but the party is in the castle

[17:59:53] Panda (lb): I'll... Come

[18:00:01] Raodsideassistance: *Hands out the tickets

[18:00:02] Sir Kingston Twenty: Whee!

[18:00:05] Panda (lb): With... Fleur

[18:00:13] Dat_Lumberjack: EVEN BETTER!

[18:00:24] Sir Kingston Twenty: I'll bring Celestia

[18:00:24] Panda (lb): And my... Backpack

[18:00:28] Raodsideassistance: Well everyone

Lets get out and find someone

[18:00:32] Dat_Lumberjack: Luna!.....kiss me

[18:00:40] Sir Kingston Twenty: Tia! My Tia!

[18:01:01] Dat_Lumberjack: Dat_Lumberjack starts kissing Luna passionately

[18:01:07] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) looks enviously at LJ

[18:01:15] Panda (lb): Oh well

[18:01:15] Raodsideassistance: *Alone

I'll just be over there

[18:01:20] Raodsideassistance: *Walks away

[18:01:31] Panda (lb): NOT SO ... Fast

[18:01:33 | Edited 18:01:44] Panda (lb): Raod

[18:01:36] Cordan: wait...this is a party...pinky should be here some where...

[18:01:42] Cordan: Cordan sets off to fuck pink horse

[18:01:44] Raodsideassistance: "Cause there aint no rest for the wicke-

[18:01:47] Sir Kingston Twenty: Lucky bastard, isn't he, tia?

[18:01:49] Raodsideassistance: oof

[18:01:53 | Edited 18:02:13] Sir Kingston Twenty: >yes. Celestia says

[18:02:30] rongnome: damn dog putting her ass in my face. I ain't into that shit

[18:02:44] Raodsideassistance: [Wow]

[18:03:10] Dat_Lumberjack: [lel]

[18:03:26] Sir Kingston Twenty: [lol]

[18:03:53] Panda (lb): >time passes, eventually you're all at the party, and it's in full swing.

 

>panda and fleur are talking over by the refreshments table

>LJ and Luna are making out in the corner

>people are enjoying themselves on the dance floor

[18:04:13] Raodsideassistance: >What a day

[18:04:18] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) rummages around in backpack

[18:04:34] Sir Kingston Twenty: today was an odd day, wasn't it, raod?

[18:04:37] Cordan: Cordan still has not located pink horse

[18:04:55] Raodsideassistance: >In the balcony enjoying the overall warmness of the night

Yeah it was

[18:05:08] Panda (lb): >joins raod with fleur in tow

[18:05:26] Raodsideassistance: Amazing how they repaired this castle in record time

[18:05:33] Panda (lb): >slaves

[18:05:44] Raodsideassistance: Hmm?

[18:05:48] Raodsideassistance: I'm a plebian

[18:05:52] Sir Kingston Twenty: >joins raod and panda on balcony

[18:05:52] Panda (lb): Nothing

[18:05:55] Raodsideassistance: Not a slave

[18:06:07] Sir Kingston Twenty: hey dudes. what about slaves?

[18:06:14] Raodsideassistance: They get shit done

[18:06:37] Panda (lb): >everyone's up on the balcony sitting there in companionable silence

[18:06:41] Raodsideassistance: [A bit confused]

[18:06:48] Sir Kingston Twenty: Well, fleur's ancestors made millions on the cotton business

[18:06:57] Raodsideassistance: [Badum tiss]

[18:06:58] Sir Kingston Twenty: all because of  slaves

[18:07:11] Dat_Lumberjack: >joins everyone on the balcony with Luna

[18:07:21] Raodsideassistance: Sure does explain the civil war

[18:07:27] Panda (lb): >fleur says this is true

>I look at her strangely, but it doesn't really matter

[18:07:31] Sir Kingston Twenty: Hey!

[18:07:56] Raodsideassistance: *Balcony reaches max load

[18:08:08] Sir Kingston Twenty: *CRACK*

[18:08:14] Raodsideassistance: Oh shit

[18:08:20] Sir Kingston Twenty: what's that noise?

[18:08:28] Raodsideassistance: *Falling like the stocks in black tuesday

[18:08:50] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) crawls into his backpack while falling

[18:09:03] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) gets out when he hits the bottom

[18:09:10] Panda (lb): FUCKING OW

[18:09:11] Sir Kingston Twenty: *lands on fleur*

[18:09:16] Raodsideassistance: *Grabs a window

[18:09:20] Sir Kingston Twenty: ow...

[18:09:21] Raodsideassistance: Fuck

[18:09:27] Panda (lb): >fleur squeels

[18:09:30] Raodsideassistance: *Midway down

[18:09:36] Panda (lb): What the fuck man

[18:09:44] Raodsideassistance: *Climbs the window

[18:09:45] Sir Kingston Twenty: Did I get laid?

[18:10:03] Panda (lb): > I help fleur up and grab some bandages out of my backpack

[18:10:04] *** Cordan has changed the conversation topic to "We OC now, for whoever requested the Lyra wallpaper http://imgur.com/wCOPAPo" ***

[18:10:09] Panda (lb): No

[18:10:12] Dat_Lumberjack: >Luna Carries kyle in the sky

[18:10:17] Raodsideassistance: Wow, cheap labor

Never trust the mexicolt labor

[18:10:23] Sir Kingston Twenty: Sorry Panda

[18:10:24] Kyle Haas: How high

[18:10:39] Sir Kingston Twenty: Bout 7 foot drop

[18:10:44] Panda (lb): It's ok, right fleur?

[18:10:50] Kyle Haas: Callin me a fat fuck?

[18:10:51] Kyle Haas: sir?

[18:10:55] Raodsideassistance: *Walking in the corridor

[18:11:03] Raodsideassistance: Wow

[18:11:06] Kyle Haas: I will mess your shit up 8 ways to Sunday

[18:11:07] Panda (lb): >fleur looks at sir a bit angrily, but otherwise nods

[18:11:25] Sir Kingston Twenty: Alright, I'm know i'm in the wrong here.

[18:11:30] Raodsideassistance: *Looks at the murals

[18:11:33] Kyle Haas: Damn straight

[18:11:46] Sir Kingston Twenty: I'm sorry kyle and fleur

[18:11:55] Raodsideassistance: Hey look, there I is

and there they are

and look at them

and check them out

[18:12:09] Sir Kingston Twenty: do I have to check 'em?

[18:12:13] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) rummages in backpack some more

[18:12:21] Dat_Lumberjack: >Luna flies of with carrying lumberjack

[18:12:22 | Edited 18:12:36] Panda (lb): /me pulls out camera

[18:12:34] Dat_Lumberjack: I'll see y'all later!

[18:12:37] Sir Kingston Twenty: Group pic, peeps

[18:12:49] Panda (lb): Yea son

[18:12:50] Raodsideassistance: [Later Mr. Lumber]

[18:12:54] Panda (lb): Group picture

[18:12:59] Sir Kingston Twenty: Also, see ya, Jack

[18:13:18] Panda (lb): Wait jack, we need this photo!

[18:13:21] Dat_Lumberjack: Wait I want to be part of group pic before I go

[18:13:22] Raodsideassistance: *Gets in the middle of the group

[18:13:51] Sir Kingston Twenty: *Stands somewhere in the front*

[18:13:56] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) turns on timer

[18:14:05] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) quickly runs into the group

[18:14:08] Panda (lb): 3

[18:14:10] Panda (lb): 2

[18:14:12] Panda (lb): 1

[18:14:16] Panda (lb): Cheese!

[18:14:26] Panda (lb): *snap*

[18:14:26] Sir Kingston Twenty: *grins madly*

[18:14:27] Raodsideassistance: Monterrey jack cheese

[18:14:34] Dat_Lumberjack: Cheese mothatfucka!

[18:14:40] Raodsideassistance: *Tries to smile

[18:14:50] Raodsideassistance: *Not too succsesfull

[18:14:54] Panda (lb): Panda (lb) looks at photo and this is what I see

[18:15:06] BP: Whats going on in this circlejerk? Oh lawd

[18:15:11] Dat_Lumberjack: *smiles like a lunatic

[18:15:17] Raodsideassistance: Hello Mr. BP

[18:15:32] Dat_Lumberjack: We've been expecting you...

[18:15:38] Sir Kingston Twenty: Ey-up, BP

[18:16:02] BP: hello

[18:16:07] BP: got tired of cleaning

[18:16:14] Cordan: everyone does eventually

[18:16:40] Raodsideassistance: I wouldn't like cleaning

[18:17:12] Panda (lb): >panda looking awesome as usual

>jack and sir Kingston are grinning mentally

>Luna is giving LJ a small kiss

>fleur is next to panda, snuggled up

>raod is looking awkward, but happy

>celestia is behind us all, smiling knowingly

 

A great memoir indeed