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Skippy One Shot

By: Yami_Guy on Jun 15th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.23 KB  |  hits: 37  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day uh...40? 42? Yeah, it's definitely 42.
  2. >Day 42 in Equestria.
  3. >You wake up and commence your boring routine.
  4. >Do a double backflip into your pants as two baby phoenix's hold them up for you.
  5. >Slice open your box of Cheerlie-O's with the sword you pulled out from that rock the other day and eat your cereal.
  6. >Then take a dump in 10 seconds flat.
  7. >Same old same old...
  8. >Then all of the sudden, a rock gets thrown through your window.
  9. >Like the badass you are, you catch it before it hits anything.
  10. >But this is no ordinary rock.
  11. >It's shaped like a dog or something with a smiley face drawn on it with chalk.
  12. >You just stare at it.
  13. >"Your parents are dead!"
  14. AHHH!
  15. >You throw the rock at the wall.
  16. >That thing just talked!
  17. >"Oww! That hurt! Just wait 'till I get over there!"
  18. >Who the hell would throw some magic rock through your window?
  19. >You look out the busted window.
  20. >You see Fluttershy in your front yard.
  21. >"Hey Anon! Is Skippy your fetish?"
  22. >Skippy? Like the peanut butter?
  23. >You're about to ask her that question when...
  24. >"I'm Skippy!"
  25. >So the rock has a name.
  26. No!
  27. >"Oh, well ok."
  28. >She then walks away.
  29. >What are you going to do with this damn rock?
  30. >You're about to toss it in the toilet but something stops you.
  31. >What looked to be a ka-meh-ha-meh-ha blasts your entire roof off of your house in one clean shot.
  32. >There's nothing but clear skies where your roof used to be.
  33. >Beautiful day actually.
  34. >The force of the blast was almost deafening.
  35. >Then, out of the blue, comes Princess Luna.
  36. >She plants her hooves on the floor of your new sunroof home.
  37. >You back away slowly.
  38. >This princess was intimidating.
  39. >"We heard you had our rock."
  40. >You're kidding me...
  41. >"Over here!" Says Skippy.
  42. >He's in the corner of the living room on the floor.
  43. >Luna goes and fetches Skippy and gives you a death glare.
  44. >You really don't know what to say, so you stay quiet.
  45. >She then flies off.
  46. >You're now left in your broken home.
  47. >You turn to your left and see Fluttershy beside you.
  48. >When did she come back?
  49. >She has a hard hat on and a hammer in her mouth.
  50. >"Is home improvement your fetish Anon?"
  51. >You pick her up with one arm and launch her out the hole in your ceiling.
  52. >Fucking Fluttershy.
  53.  
  54. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1AVVKUuj3k
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