- >You wake up in a daze.
- >Your head is ringing too.
- Uggghhh...
- >You find yourself at Sugar Cube Corner, and it's 10:12 in the morining.
- >Your also on the ground, with Fluttershy nuzzled up against you smiling.
- >You think she's awake and just trying to ride this out as long as she can.
- >You spot your socks and shoes in the open fridge.
- >There's garbage and cider bottles everywhere.
- >Tables flipped over, a window broken, and all your friends scattered across the floor.
- >Except for Applejack, who was passed out on the counter.
- >You gently get up from under Fluttershy and stretch.
- >You didn't wake her up, good.
- >As your stretching out the old hammys, you notice a giant pentagram spray painted on one of the walls.
- The hell...
- >Whatever.
- >That was one hell of a party.
- >You can barely remember a thing.
- >Just that Twilight had one too many and started comming on to you, and a lot of hard cider.
- >There's no alcohol in horsey world, just cider.
- >Same rules and everything, it just doesn't fuck up your liver or your brain.
- >Just makes you stupid for a few hours.
- >You still get hangovers though.
- >You creep over to the fridge, trying not to wake anyone up, and get your socks and shoes.
- >You slip them on, and tip toe the fuck out of here.
- >That plan failed.
- >You slide on an ice cube and slam right on your back, shaking the whole place.
- >You thought you were gonna do a flip for sure.
- >With that, you wake everyone up.
- >Sooooorrryyyy....
- >Applejack freaks out and has a spasm on the counter and falls right on her ass.
- >"I'M AWAKE! I'M AWAKE!"
- >Everyone's rising up from the ground like zombies.
- >They were all trashed.
- >Twilight can't even stand up, she's leaning up against Rainbow with her mouth open and her eyes bloodshot.
- >Their manes are all frazzled too.
- >Must of been a good time.
- >Wait a minute, hold the phone, what the hell is that on Rarity.
- >Oh my god...
- >Written in black paint on the side of Rarity reads WHORE in capital letters.
- >If you weren't so hungover, you would be on the floor rolling around in your own laughter.
- >But your head hurts too much for that.
- >It does bring a smile to your face though.
- >Everyone else takes notice and snickers to themelves.
- >Rarity doesn't notice, which is the funniest part.
- >Pinkie suddenly springs up from a pile of bottles.
- >"Was that the best party ever or WHAT?"
- >Everyone just kind of looks at her...completely out of it.
- I can't remember...
- >Rainbow pushes Twilight off of her and onto the floor.
- >Applejack starts to look at you funny.
- >"What in the heck is that on your neck?"
- What?
- >Rarity hands you a mirror.
- >She must carry it around with her or something.
- >You hold it up to yourself and...oh my god (again).
- Is that...a hickey?
- >Rainbow suddenly bursts into laughter.
- Sh-Shut up! It could have been you for all we know.
- >"Nuh uh!"
- >While Twilight's drooling on the floor, she notices something.
- >"Hey guys, check this out."
- >Everyone gathers around Twilight.
- >"They're pictures from last night."
- >Oh man, this could get embarassing.
- >The first picture is of Fluttershy drinking while Rarity's dancing.
- >Those are what most of the pictures are, just normal old party stuff.
- >You were in a few of them, but you weren't doing anything too crazy.
- >Whenever Pinkie was in one of them, she always pointed it out.
- >"Oooh! oooh! That's me!"
- >(Everyone) "We know Pinkie."
- >There seemed to be a lot of other p0nies in the pictures, but they must of left last night.
- >Then came one that really caught your attention.
- >"Oh mah gosh..."
- >Applejack starts too blush.
- >The picture was of Applejack sucking your neck dry.
- >That explains the love bite.
- >She was sitting on your lap with her arms wrapped around you.
- >Rainbow, again, goes into a fit of laughter.
- >You just glare at her.
- >"That's all the pictures you guys."
- >Twilight sets them on a table that's not flipped over.
- >You rub your eyes and yawn.
- I'm going to go make some coffee.
- >You walk over to the kitchen WHEN SUDDENLY!
- >You slip on the same damn ice cube and you crash into a pile of cider bottles.
- >Fluttershy goes to your side.
- >"Anon sweetie! Are you alright?"
- Ahh......
- >Rainbow just can't stop laughing, can she?
- >You were now in a lot of pain.
- >But what else is new. You always seem to be hurting somewhere.
- >"Well now that was quite some party. I think I'm going to go home and take a much needed shower."
- >And Rarity's out the door, still unaware she's a whore.
- >"Yeah, I'm going to head home t-"
- >Twilight is interrupted by Applejack.
- >"I was drunk, alright? It meant nothing, really!"
- >Everyone looks at Applejack, and then back at Twilight like that didn't just happen.
- >"I'm going to head home too you guys, bye."
- >And she's gone too.
- >You push Fluttershy out of the way and manage to get up off the floor.
- >Fuck coffee. Who needs it.
- >Applejack and Fluttershy say their goodbyes too, and they leave as well.
- >"I'll see you later Anon."
- >Fluttershy winks at you and she's out the door.
- >"Wow, we got a pretty big mess to clean u-"
- >"HOLY CRAP, ANON!"
- >Pinkie has been interrupted by Rainbow, who seems pretty wired all of the sudden.
- >"I almost forgot! We're going to go see the Wonderbolts today at noon!"
- >Oh shit, you totally forgot you made plans with Rainbow today.
- >She flies up to you and grabs your shoulders and starts shaking you around.
- >"The WONDER...BOLTS."
- >You pull away from her.
- I know, I know. It totally slipped my mind.
- >You look at your watch.
- >10:28
- Well, we got about an hour and a half, so we shouldn't be late.
- >"You're right, you're right..."
- >You can tell she was really excited.
- >She rarely got to go to Wonderbolt shows nowadays.
- >She always tried to bring Fluttershy, but she wasn't as into it like Rainbow was.
- >She asked you to go and you said you thought it would be pretty cool, and that was good enough for her.
- >But you do need Twilight to cast one of those spells of hers that lets you walk on clouds.
- >Let's hope by the time you get to her house she isn't passed out in her bathtub or something.
- We should probably go get ready and meet up back here at about 11:45. Sound good?
- >"Yeah, totally."
- >You two both go out the door kind of in a hurry.
- "But who's gonna help me-"
- >SLAM! Pinkie is once again cut off, but by the door this time.
- >"...clean up."
- >Pinkie's left in Sugar Cube Corner, now that everyone's gone.
- >"*Sigh*. Better get started."
- >Vinyl Scratch pops up out of the kitchen holding her head groaning.
- >You must have not noticed her when you were getting your shoes.
- >Her glasses are all fucked up and crooked.
- >"Who's paintbrush is this?"
- >You're walking back to your house, with your head still ringing.
- >You're really tired too.
- >All in all, you're at about 57%.
- >Everyone seems to be up and about already.
- >You usually get up around noon, but it's different with ponies.
- >They're all early birds.
- >And you know what that means.
- >Fluttershy comes by every other day and knocks on your door at 8:00 in the morning.
- >So you gotta get up, go downstairs, and answer the door with morning wood all the time.
- >She's like a freaking alarm clock.
- >You finally make it to your house.
- >You go upstairs and get ready to get a shower.
- >You open up your shower curtains and find Fluttereshy.
- >"Hi Anon! What lovely soaps you have."
- >She then proceeds to smell said soaps.
- Get out Fluttershy, I need to get a shower.
- >Her ears perk up.
- >"Can..um...I get one too?"
- Sure.
- >She squees and starts the water.
- ...At your house.
- >You pick her up out of the tub and toss her outside the door.
- >You then take off your clothes and hop in.
- >You start to wash your hair.
- >You haven't heard the door close from down stairs.
- >She's still here.
- Fluttershy, go home!
- >"Ok..."
- >You can hear her go down your stairs and head out the front door.
- >Guess she wanted to wait for you to get out.
- >Creep.
- >After your shower, you shave, find some clean clothes, and go to the kitchen.
- >You haven't had breakfast yet.
- >So you make some cereal and some coffee, and read the paper.
- >Gotta kill some time.
- >You read this article about a "peeping Tom" at some restraunt in the girls bathroom.
- >Peeping Tom. Heh.
- >Your old ass is about to do the crossword puzzle when you get several frantic knocks at the door.
- >You take a sip of your coffee and go to the door.
- >It's probably Fluttershy again.
- >Who ever it is, this bitch just won't stop knocking.
- >You open the door and find Rainbow Dash jumping around all excited and what not.
- >You thought you two were gonna meet back at Sugar Cube Corner, but whatever.
- >"Got your ticket?"
- >Gosh darnit.
- Uh, yeah, I just gotta go in and get it. Give me one sec.
- >You go back in your house and check your nightstand.
- >Not there.
- >You check your pants.
- >Again, not there.
- >Maybe you left it on the table?
- >You go check, and guess what?
- >Not there.
- >Anon's emotions: Frustration.
- >There's another knock at the door.
- >She must be getting impatient.
- >You don't blame her.
- >You answer it, and this time it's Fluttershy.
- >She's with Rainbow with your ticket.
- >How and when did she...
- >Oh yeah, she must of snatched it while you were in the shower.
- >That little dumpster fire.
- >"Look what I got."
- >She waves it in front of your face.
- >You try and swipe it away from her, but no luck.
- Fluttershy, I need that to go see The Wonderbolts, give it back.
- >Rainbow Dash looks somewhat amused.
- >"I'll give it back...if you do something for me."
- Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
- >You try and take it from her again, but she hovers above you, and you can't reach her.
- >You jump up and down like an idiot, but she's too high up.
- >"I'll give you back your ticket...if..."
- *Sigh* If what?
- >"If...you flex for me."
- >Is she serious?
- >"With your shirt off."
- >This is ridiculous.
- >"Yeah Anon, flex for us."
- >Looks like Rainbow's enjoying this too.
- >Ass.
- >You take off your shirt with a groan and throw it at Rainbow.
- >Take that.
- >"Now dance around for us like the whore you were born to be."
- >Go to hell, brain.
- >You start to flex your biceps and pecs at Fluttershy.
- >She's drooling out the mouth.
- >You did try to stay in shape. Your body was a little above average.
- >She moans and her eyes roll to the back of her head.
- >She passes out and falls to the grass with a thump.
- >That was a good 8ft. drop.
- >She's now laying face up on the ground with a smile on her face.
- >Unconcious, of course.
- >Rainbow's staring at your chest, her face all red and her wings stiff.
- >It's like she was mezmerized.
- >You were completely oblivious to this.
- >You're still not sure why a pegasus' wings do that sometimes.
- >Fluttershy's wings are erect almost all the time.
- >At least when ever you see her.
- >You pick up your shirt and put it back on.
- >You walk over to Fluttershy and retrieve your ticket.
- >She's all wet, gross.
- >You walk back over to Rainbow.
- Let's get to Twilights' so she can magic me up.
- >She's snapped out of her trance.
- >"Uh, yeah. Let's go."
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