Come Fly With Me Pt. 3

>Before you can even say anything, Rainbow picks you up from under your arms and starts flying away.

>She really wants to go see this show.

Whoa! Jeez Rainbow, give me a warning first.

>"Sorry Anon, but I want to see The Wonderbolts and I want to see them NOW."

>You two were high up in the sky. It was incredible to see Ponyville from this height.

>But still, it's kind of early for this kind of thing. Don't you think?

>You can see Cloudsdale.

>Ponyville wasn't that far away from Cloudsdale, just really high up.

>Really...*gulp*...really high up.

>Cloudsdale looked...beautiful.

>It was breathtaking.

>It was like a kingdom in the clouds, something out of a story book.

>And you could see Canterlot in the distance to the left of you.

>My God, being this high up really makes you appreciate all the sights.

>All the mountains in the horizon, the forests down below, and not to mention the suns rays shining down just perfectly.

Rainbow...look at all this...

>She looks down at you

>"Look at what?"

Everything! It's incredible! It's like nothing I've ever seen before.

>She looks around.

>"Yeah, I guess it is pretty cool."

Pretty cool? It's...undescribable. Nothing looked this...bright and lush where I came from. You're lucky you're a pegasus, you get to see all this when ever you want!

>"Well, yeah but I've been up in the clouds all my life, so I'm just used to it now I guess."

>She sure does have her head in the clouds if she doesn't think this is flat out amazing.

>It blows your mind to actually think that there is a city in the clouds, thousands of feet above the ground.

>This whole place is like a fairy tale.

>You could go on and on about how badass the scenery looked, but you had a show to go to.

>You finally make it to Cloudsdale, and you can hear the crowd roar in the stadium.

>As you two hover down to the ground (cloud), you can see a long line of pegasi entering the stadium.

>Rainbow let's out a groan.

>"AWWW, we should of gotten here earlier. Look at this line Anon!"

We'll just wait it out, it's fine.

>Rainbow drops you off and you land on the cloud.

>You didn't fall through it, so you knew that the spell had worked.

>Cloudsdale's a lot bigger than you thought.

>The stadium's pretty big too.

>The line was full of pegasi, small and large, wearing Wonderbolts merchandise.

>Hats, foam fingers, drink helmets, that kind of stuff.

>And the line wasn't even that long. Rainbow's just impatient.

>"This could take for-eeeevvveeerrrr."

*Sigh*

>You feel a poke on your butt.

>You turn around, and find a little filly with Wonderbolts goggles on her head looking up at you.

>"What are you supposed to be?"

>You'd forgotten about how you're the only human in the world here.

>You bet a lot of ponies will be staring at you and asking questions while you're here.

>Only Ponyville and the Princess knew about you, so the rest of Equestria may think you're a monster or something.

>You're about to answer the little filly, when Rainbow butts in.

>"Watch out kid, this thing eats ponies for breakfast!"

>Come on, really?

>You do NOT eat ponies. FACT.

>The little filly backs away and grabs on to her mom, who was not paying attention.

>You and Rainbow turn around, and Rainbow's smiling at you.

What the hell Rainbow? Why'd you have to scare that little kid?

>"I thought it'd be kinda funny, hehe."

>Of course.

>Rainbow does a lot of things that you find humor in, but that was not one of them.

>That little filly thinks you're a pony eater. And you have to live with that.

>At least the line's moving.

>You can hear someone behind you say "What in the world is that?".

>That made you kind of uncomfortable.

>You're the minority here, that's for sure.

>You and Rainbow pass the time waiting in line talking about The Wonderbolts, your friends, and food.

>You two really liked food.

>One of things that really bothered you the most about Equestria is that there is no meat to eat.

>Ponies are herbivores, so that means no meat for Anon.

>Stupid vegitarian ponies.

>"We're almost to the front! Yes! yes! yes! yes!"

>Rainbow's bouncing around in place like PInkie Pie hopped up on red bull and sugar cookies.

Can't wait.

>You were getting more and more excited about this surprisingly.

>Before today, you really didn't know what exactly The Wonderbolts did.

>Rainbow said they're an aerial acrobatics team and the best flyers in Equestria.

>They do a bunch of dare devil stunts, tricks that are near impossible to do, and a bunch of other cool stuff every pegasi dreams of doing.

>You could see why Rainbow wanted to be just like them.

>She works really hard every day trying to learn new tricks and perfect her flying abillities.

>You admired her determination to be the best. It's one of the things you secretly really liked about her.

>You also thought it was cute when she's in everyp0nys face about everything.

>She had an ego the size of Equestria, that's for sure. And you liked that about her too.

>Wait. We're getting sidetracked.

>Back to the story.

>The Wonderbolts...right.

>When you're a pegasi, you're either good at flying or you're not. Simple as that.

>And The Wonderbolts are the best of the best.

>You've seen Rainbow do a lot of crazy tricks and stuff and you thought it was pretty sweet.

>But seeing professionals do it is going to be top noch.

>So you thought this was going to be a fun afternoon.

>"ANON! HEY ANON!"

>What the hell?

>Who is that calling your name? Rainbow's the only one here who knows who you are.

>"ANON! OVER HERE!"

>"Do you hear that Anon?"

Yeah, where's that coming from?

>"BEHIND YOU!!"

>Did that answer your question?

>You and Rainbow turn around and it's...

>Aw jeez...

>Both: "Fluttershy?"

>Fluttershy's near the back of the line, screaming as loud as she can.

>It's not very loud.

>"What's she doing here?"

Beats me. I thought she was passed out on my lawn.

>Rainbow hovers up above you and yells to Fluttershy.

>"Hey Fluttershy! Come up in line with us!"

>Nononononono

>"Are you sure?"

>NONONONONONO

>"Yeah! Come on up!"

>"Okay!"

>DAMN!

>"It's okay everyp0ny, she's with us!"

>The other ponies in line don't look too happy.

>Fluttershy's slowly progressing to the front of the line, apologizing to every p0ny she passes up.

>"Isn't this cool Anon? Fluttershy's going to see The Wonderbolts with us!"

Yeah...it's....yeah.

>What was she doing here anyway? Where'd she get a ticket?

>"I'm coming! Oh, excuse me, sorry."

>You're almost to the front.

>You're just going to have to deal with Fluttershy during the show.

>Nothing you can do about it now.

>Fluttershy finally makes it to where you guys are in line.

>You feel a hoof on your butt (again).

>But this time it wasn't no filly.

>Fluttershy just grabbed your ass.

>You step away from her and she releases her grasp on your buttock.

>You give her a "What the hell was that" kind of look.

>She looks around and whistles a tune like she didn't just grab your ass.

>She's not that good at being sneaky, that's for sure.

>Looks like Rainbow didn't see it either.

>This fun day just might turn out to be a pretty long one.

>Rainbow notices Fluttershy has made it to the front.

>"Oh Fluttershy, you're here! So how did you get a ticket anyway?"

>"Oh, I bought a ticket just a few days ago once I found out you two were going. I thought it would be fun to all be together."

>Fun fun fun.

>She's probably going to flirt with you the whole time and bug the crap out of you.

>"That's really cool. This is going to be so much fun!"

>You guys move up and you're next.

>The ticket p0ny looks like a smoker.

>"Tickets please."

>You hand the guy your ticket, and they do the same.

>You all walk in and there's and escalator going up and one going down.

>"I hope we get good seats"

>You guys go up the escalator (wich is pointless because everyone here is a pegasus).

>At the top, there's a short tunnel with a punch of p0nies going in.

>Through the tunnel you can see the whole north side of the stadium and what looks like a giant screen like at football stadiums.

>It kind of reminds you of going to a baseball game.

>When you guys exit the tunnel, you can see the whole stadium.

>Thousands of p0nies cheering and screaming, waiting for The Wonderbolts.

>The place was massive.

>It was way bigger than a football stadium, that's for sure.

>In front of you were stairs leading down to lower levels of the stadium.

>"C'mon! Our seats are this way!"

>You literally had to yell to someone inches away for them to hear you.

>These p0nies were loud as hell, and it hasn't even started yet.

>You guys walk along rows of seats until you find yours.

>"Aww, sweet! These seats are awesome!"

>Rainbow plops down in her chair and starts bouncing around in it.

>"What do you think, Anon?"

He he, yeah, they're pretty...

>Something caught you off guard.

>The stadium's 'field' didn't have a floor.

>It was just sky down below, with some clouds here and there.

>Which makes sense, they're going to be flying.

>Stupid Anon, ain't nobody got time for the ground.

Uh...

>The big screen said 12:11.

>That must be what time it is.

>Duh.

>"I'm going to go get some popcorn before this starts, you guys want anything?"

>"Oh no, I'm fine, thank you."

>No meat means no hot dogs.

>No beer means...well, no beer.

>A stadium event of any kind just isn't the same without hot dogs and beer.

Nah, I'm good. Hurry back!

>Rainbow leaves.

>As she gets up out of her seat, she flies over top of you and Fluttershy and you manage to get a face full of Rainbow ass.

>Whoa.

>That was...unexpected.

>Damn...

>Who needs hot dogs when you got all this spaghetti?

>"Um, Anon? Why's your face all red? Are you ok?"

>Oh man.

>What do you say to her?

>Think dammit.

>Uh...I-I gotta pee, be right back.

>"But the show's about to-"

Emergency!

>You climb over her and get out of the row of seats.

>You go out the way you came in and take a right.

>You didn't really have to go to the bathroom. You didn't even know where they were.

>You just needed to get out of that awkwardness.

>You're terrible in those situations.

>So you take a short walk and pass up a bunch of food and Wonderbolt merch shops.

>You got some weird looks, as expected.

>You eventually make it back, with Rainbow's ass still on your mind.

>C'mon Anon, shake away those thoughts.

>You sit back down and see Rainbow coming back with a bunch of popcorn.

>More than one p0ny should.

>The show should of started 5 minutes ago.

>"Hey guys I'm back. Check out all this popcorn, Anon!"

Yeah, that's quite a bit of popcorn ya got there, hehe.

>She shoves a hoof-full of popcorn in her mouth.

>"Hey Anon, why's your face so red?"

>For Christ's sake...

>Announcer: "MARES AND GENTLECOLTS! PUT YOUR HOOVES TOGETHER FOR...THE WWWWOOOONDER BOOOOLTS!!!"

Thank God.