Come Fly With Me Pt. 2

>You two leave and head into town.

>A lot of ponies greeted you, waved at you, ya know, normal stuff.

>They all liked you, and you liked them.

>Life was good here in horse world.

>Miss Cheerlie even gave you a seductive wink.

>Oh boy.

>Rainbow was silent the whole time.

>She even gave some of the other ponies nasty looks.

>You didn't really want to ask why.

>Eventually, you both make it to Twilight's, and you knock on the door.

>Spike answers (because he's Twilight's door bitch), and lets you both in.

>Twilight's upstairs you guys, you can just go on up."

>"Thanks Spike."

>So you both go up, and find Twilight sprawled out on her bed.

>She's drooling on her pillow and snoring slightly.

>She looks like she barely made it to her bed.

>You whisper to Rainbow.

My God, she looks horrible.

>"Well that party did take a lot out of her. She could barely stand at Sugar Cube Corner.

Go wake her up.

>"What? No way! You go do it. You need the spell, not me."

Ugh, fine.

>You tip toe over to her, trying to be quiet.

>Which doesn't really make sense, because you're going to wake her ass up anyway.

>You felt like a ninja.

>Grow up already.

>Just a few steps in, you slip on a fucking ice cube.

>For the third time.

>You go straight to your face and hit the floor. Your feet almost reach the back of your head from the force of that shit whip.

>That was the most epic fall of your life.

>It wouldn't of been as funny if you didn't scream "NOOOO!!!" right before you hit your face.

>Twilight barely stirs.

>You couldn't believe that didn't wake her up.

>She must be really hungover.

>Why the hell was there an ice cube on the floor in Twilight's bedroom in the first place?

>You pick yourself up and look over to Rainbow.

>You've never seen anyone trying not to laugh this hard.

>Way to go Anon. Making an ass of yourself in front of the ladies.

>Well, Rainbow.

>And you don't blame her. If that were her falling on her face, you woud've lost your shit right then and there.

>Your nose was bleeding a little bit, and your neck was on fire, but at least you didn't break anything.

>Yet.

>You shush Rainbow, and she tries her best to shut the hell up.

>You bend over Twilight and whisper her name in her ear, hoping that'll wake her up.

Twilight...Hey...Twilight...

>She turns over a little bit and makes orgasm noises.

>"Mmmm...Uhh...."

>This was kind of funny.

>"Aaannooon...mmm..."

>Say what now.

>There goes all that spaghetti you were saving for dinner.

>Rainbow raises an eyebrow.

>Just what in the hell was she dreaming about.

>You continue whispering her name, but it's not working.

>So you begin to poke her in the stomach.

>As your poking the poor p0ny, she lets out the loudest burp you've ever heard.

>Still sleeping and everything.

>You're weren't expecting that at ALL.

>Rainbow finally loses self control and starts rolling on the floor, laughing her ass off.

>Well, at least she's awake now.

>You're not sure what woke her up. Her own burp, or Rainbow's laughter.

>"*Yawn* Anon? Rainbow? What are you guys doing here? And why is Rainbow laughing?"

>This makes Rainbow laugh even harder.

>If that's even possible.

Uh, Twilight, I need you to cast one of those "walk on clouds" spells on me so I can go see The Wonderbolts with Rainbow.

>She blinks slowly.

>"Yeah, alright just...*long yawn*...give me a moment."

>Clearly she's exhausted.

>She goes over to a book on a table in the corner, and flips through the pages.

>Now that Rainbow has simmered down a little bit, we can try and be civil.

>Mmmyes...quite.

>"Here it is Anon, just stand where you are and..."

>Twilight falls to the ground and so does the book she was levitating.

>You immediately go to her aid.

Twilight? Twilight, can you hear me?

>She's out cold.

>She had way too much to drink last night.

>You start to panic.

>How the hell were you supposed to go see The Wonderbolts with Rainbow now? HUH?

>"A better question would be why do you care so much?"

>Uh, because this was supposed to be a fun filled day of flying horses.

>"I don't know man, I think you might be crushing on Rainbow."

>Pssshh. What? C'mon, brain. Me and her are like BROS. We're tighter than spandex.

>"I bet you'd like to see her in spandex, brah."

>Shut up troll brain. You don't even know.

>"Listen brahptart, all I'm saying is you should give it a chance. I mean c'mon, she's just like you. Not to mention that rockin' body."

>Look, I don't want to think about this anymore, ok? Besides, I never even said I liked her.

>"Aaaaaalright man. Whatever you say."

>Now where were we? Oh yes, unconcious unicorn.

>You try and say her name a few more times, but that's not working.

>"Don't worry Anon, I got this."

>Rainbow walks over to you and Twilight.

>She grabs the her by the shoulders and starts smacking her around.

>"TWILIGHT! *slap* WAKE UP! *slap* WAKE UP TWILIGHT!"

>You pull Rainbow off of Twilight.

For Christ's sake Rainbow! What the hell are you doing?

>"Well how else are we going to get you to walk on clouds without-"

>All of the sudden, you two are interrupted by an incredibly loud shriek.

>"AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

>That sounded like...Rarity.

>She must of looked in the mirror.

>Hehe...

>WAIT A MINUTE...

Rarity!

>"What about her?"

Maybe she can do the spell! I mean, she 'is' a unicorn after all.

>Rainbow thinks for a second.

>"Do you think she can pull it off? She's not as good at magic as Twilight is you know."

Eh, I'm sure she can handle it.

>You look at the clock.

>11:31

>You got this.

Let's get going, the actual show starts at 12:15, and I wanna get there before it starts.

>Rainbow grabs the spell book from off the ground.

>"Right."

>You two start to leave, but you slip and slide on that fucking ice cube AGAIN.

>You could of sworn you've broken your back this time.

>You heard a crack.

>You are now laying on the floor alongside Twilight.

>Rainbow's looking down at you with that stupid grin on her face.

>She's about to burst out laughing again, you could tell.

>And here you thought Pinkie Pie was the element of laughter.

>Gee wiz.

>"*snicker* You need some-"

SHUT UP!

>After all that jazz is done with, you two arrive at Rarity's.

>You knock on the door, and Sweetie Belle answers.

>"Hi you guys!"

>HNNNNNNGGGGG.

>You couldn't stand how cute she was.

>"Hey Sweetie Belle, could we come in and talk to Rarity for a second?"

>Sweetie Belle looks back into the house.

>You and Rainbow can both see Rarity in the kitchen with her head on the table.

>Her mane is all messed up and she has a cup of coffee beside her.

>"Uhh...sure, come on in. But honestly, I don't think she's in the mood."

>Clearly.

>So you two head on in because this shit was important.

>And then Rainbow does the rudest most ass hole thing she could do.

>She flies up and hovers above the table while your wondering what the hell she's doing.

>She then drops the big ass book on the kitchen table and creates a loud BOOM.

>Rainbow's a dick sometimes. But it was always funny.

>Rarity is now more alert than ever.

>She springs up from her "place of slumber" wide eyed and very confused at what is going on.

>"Wha...w-what are you two doing here?"

Sorry to wake you Rarity but...

>You're distracted by the big red mark on Rarity's side.

>My god it's huge.

>She must of scrubbed that bitch off something fierce.

>For god sakes it looks like she got slapped several times in the same spot or something.

>Much like a whore would.

>Ha.

>"What is it Anon?"

>It's not polite to stare Anon.

Right, uh, do you think you could perform a spell for me?

>She takes a sip of her coffee.

>"And what kind of spell would that be darling?"

>Rainbow opens the book and puts it in front of Rarity.

>"Hmm...oh! A "walk on clouds" kind of spell. I remember that one from our trip to Cloudsdale! Of course back then, I had beautiful wings of my own at the time..."

>She starts to ramble on about how much she misses her glorious wings and how everyp0ny admired them.

>Rainbow looks at the clock.

>11:44

>"Uh, Rarity, we're kind of in a hurry."

>She snaps out of it.

>"Oh yes right. Hmmm...I think I can do this, just give me a second Anon deary."

>Sweet relief.

Thank you so much Rarity, you really saved my ass.

>Sweetie Belle comes over to you with a jar on her head.

>"Uh uh uh, Anon. No swearing!"

>It's a swear jar.

>Adorable.

>So you oblige and put in two bits.

>Rarity gets up.

>"Alright Anon, stay where you are and I'll do my best."

>You brace yourself.

>You've never had a spell cast on you before. Who knows, it might sting or something.

>Pussy.

>Rarity's horn starts to glow purple and shoots a lighter purlple beam at you.

>You're surrounded by the glow, and it feels...awesome.

>It feels like you're in a hot tub. Weird.

>After she's done, you're still glowing a little bit, but it quickly fades away.

>"That should do the trick dear. That really took a lot out of me."

>Probably because she's exhausted.

>You're just squeezing every last drop out of these p0nies.

I can't thank you enough Rarity.

>You look over to Rainbow and she's getting antsy.

We should get going. Thanks again! Later Sweetie Belle!

>"Bye Anon!"

>"So long you two!"

>And now you two can finally get to that Wonderbolts show.

>It's about damn time too.

>You guys wave goodbye and run out of Rarity's eager to finally hit the road.