- >Something smells here in Equestria.
- >You're just chilling on the couch drinking some beer, when you decide...
- FUCK THIS SHIT!
- >You spring off the couch and head out for Sugar Cube Corner.
- >You've got a massive craving for sugar cookies all of the sudden.
- >And NOTHING is going to stop you.
- >Not even...
- Fluttershy?
- >No one there.
- >You could of sworn you just saw a yellow pegasus above you.
- >No..you're sure of it.
- Fluttershy...get down here.
- >She pops up out of a chimney on someone's roof.
- >She must of hid there so you didn't notice her following you.
- >She gracefully flies down and lands in front of you.
- Where you following me? And don't lie.
- >"Oh no mister, I was stalking you!"
- >Fluttershy-1 Anon-0
- Fluttershy, that's the same thing basically. And why were you doing that?
- >Why did you even ask that.
- >"Is being stalked your fetish Anon? Does it make you want my sweet sweet pony poon?"
- >What the f-
- >"HI GUYS!"
- >BWOSHIT!
- >It's Pinkie Pie. The one and only.
- >And you just peed your pants a little.
- >She just popped up out of nowhere.
- >Like always...
- >Fluttershy's hiding behind your back.
- >Pinkie must've scared the hell out of her.
- >You can feel her shaking.
- >"Soooo...I heard you guys were talking about fetishes."
- Hehe, yeah, we weren't really talking about-
- >Fluttershy's ears perk up.
- >"Oh yes we were! I was trying to get Anon to tell me HIS fetish."
- >Every day now for the past 3 months and 19 days.
- >But who's counting.
- >"That sounds like fun! Hey Anon, is your fetish parties? Or frosting?"
- No Pinkie.
- >"Hey, are you guys discussing fetishes?"
- >Oh hey, it's Bon Bon out of fucking nowhere.
- >You had a crush on this p0ny.
- >Every time she'd come by and say hi, you always goofed up.
- >You tried to look cool one time for her and tried leaning up against a wall.
- >Long story short, you fell on Carrot Top and she almost pressed rape charges.
- >"Yeah! Me and Fluttershy here are trying to guess Anon's fetish."
- *Groan*
- >"Oh, that sounds like fun! Would you like to know my fetish Anon?"
- Uh...sure...
- >She gets on her hind legs and puts her front two on your shoulders.
- >She leans in near your ear.
- >You could feel her breath in your ear.
- >It was turning you on something fierce.
- >"My fetish is being spanked..."
- >Damn....
- >She's now talking in a whisper.
- >"Will you spank me Anon?..."
- >holyshitthisisn'thappening
- >You pull away, all sweaty.
- Ok well, I should get going now, I totally forgot what I was out here to do in the first place, so I'm gonna be heading home now.
- >"But Anon! You still haven't told us your fetish!"
- GOTTA GO! BYE!
- >You head home in a hurry.
- >That boner in your pants is making it pretty hard to run though.
- >This "fetish" business is ridiculous.
- >And it's all thanks to Flutterskank.
- >When you get home you decide to take a nap.
- >A few hours go by and you wake up and make a sandwich.
- >You take it up to your room.
- >You're going to make love to this thing with your mouth.
- >When you get upstairs, you're shocked at what you see.
- Bon Bon?
- >"Surprise!"
- >Wait a minute, that's not Bon Bon...it's...
- >"It's me! Fluttershy!"
- >What the fuck was going on...
- >"I dyed my coat and styled my mane like Bon Bon...do you like it?"
- >You were speechless.
- >She actually looked...attractive.
- >"Is Bon Bon your fetish Anon?"
- Ye-Yeah...
- >You walk closer to her start kissing her.
- >"I finally guessed your fetish! I finally-"
- >You cut her off.
- Don't talk, ok?
- >Well, looks like you'll be spending the night...
- >Fucking Bon...er...Fluttershy.
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