Title:           i like vacuums
Author:          Xzon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/FC5b6CMW
First Edit:      Tuesday 24th of September 2013 09:38:41 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 24th of September 2013 09:38:41 PM CDT

>at fluttershys
>she asked you to come over and help clean
>you were maid anon
>and you get shit clean
"so what have we got here today?"
>you ask, standing just outside her door
>"I just wanted some assistance.. cleaning the place up a little"
>she responds in her barely audible mumbling(tm)
"alright then, lets see. where do we.. start.."
>god...
>this carpet is just fucking filthy
"what have you been doing in here fluttershy? this carpet is an absolute mess!"
>"just.. every day.. animal stuff.."
"wha- everyday!? theres feces strewn about the place, it smells like rotton fish! Nowait, that is rotton fish!"
>you exclaim, spotting a dead fish
"theres dead maggots on the floor.. just look! dead! you killed maggots!"
>"oh the poor things.."
"why do you even have a carpet in the first place!?"
>seriously, why!?
 
"theres only one thing that can be done.."
>"no.. you don't mean?.."
"oh, I do"
>you would have to use the vaccuum cleaner
>the small handheld one you were holding when you got teleported here
>twilight modded it to run on magic, so powering it wasn't an issue
>but everything in equestria, including the ponies, were scared shitless of the thing
>and you didn't blame them
>it was hella loud
>"no please not that. anything but that!"
"its to late. you could have stopped it"
>"please, i-i'll get a broom, and we could u-use that instead!"
"no, this is beyond any broom"
>you pull 'it' out from your workbag
>your hand is slowly, dramaticly, reaching for the power switch
>"p-please! I'll do anything!"
"Its. to. late."
>your finger is on the switch now, cerresing it, feeling its every bump, its every corner
>and one smooth motion
>is all it takes
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eedQkVIIT28