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i like vacuums

By: Xzon on Sep 24th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.71 KB  |  hits: 36  |  expires: Never
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  1. >at fluttershys
  2. >she asked you to come over and help clean
  3. >you were maid anon
  4. >and you get shit clean
  5. "so what have we got here today?"
  6. >you ask, standing just outside her door
  7. >"I just wanted some assistance.. cleaning the place up a little"
  8. >she responds in her barely audible mumbling(tm)
  9. "alright then, lets see. where do we.. start.."
  10. >god...
  11. >this carpet is just fucking filthy
  12. "what have you been doing in here fluttershy? this carpet is an absolute mess!"
  13. >"just.. every day.. animal stuff.."
  14. "wha- everyday!? theres feces strewn about the place, it smells like rotton fish! Nowait, that is rotton fish!"
  15. >you exclaim, spotting a dead fish
  16. "theres dead maggots on the floor.. just look! dead! you killed maggots!"
  17. >"oh the poor things.."
  18. "why do you even have a carpet in the first place!?"
  19. >seriously, why!?
  20.  
  21. "theres only one thing that can be done.."
  22. >"no.. you don't mean?.."
  23. "oh, I do"
  24. >you would have to use the vaccuum cleaner
  25. >the small handheld one you were holding when you got teleported here
  26. >twilight modded it to run on magic, so powering it wasn't an issue
  27. >but everything in equestria, including the ponies, were scared shitless of the thing
  28. >and you didn't blame them
  29. >it was hella loud
  30. >"no please not that. anything but that!"
  31. "its to late. you could have stopped it"
  32. >"please, i-i'll get a broom, and we could u-use that instead!"
  33. "no, this is beyond any broom"
  34. >you pull 'it' out from your workbag
  35. >your hand is slowly, dramaticly, reaching for the power switch
  36. >"p-please! I'll do anything!"
  37. "Its. to. late."
  38. >your finger is on the switch now, cerresing it, feeling its every bump, its every corner
  39. >and one smooth motion
  40. >is all it takes
  41. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eedQkVIIT28
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