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So ronery ;_;

By: Xzon on Jun 14th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.31 KB  |  hits: 45  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day 13 in Equestria
  2. >Your arrival in this strange new land was a bit sudden for your liking, but with the help of Twilight and the gang, you got yourself set up with a nice pad and loads of dosh from Princess Celestia
  3. >Something about "Dimensional Shift Compansation" or some such
  4. >And now that your house was set up, you were ready to spend the first night in your expansive abode
  5. >But first, you had one thing that you needed to do
  6. >The one thing celebrated by all peoples of eons past
  7. >You needed to take a gigantic shit
  8. >And with that, you stride off to your custom made hygenic facilities
  9. >Sans clothes, of course
  10. >Clothes are for scrubs
  11. >Your naked ass hits the toilet, and you let loose the few days of a vegitarian diet to its final resting place
  12. >And you think
  13. >You always liked to take some time to think while your body was off doing other things
  14. >Besides, you were going to be here a while
  15.  
  16. >And then it hits you
  17. >You were all alone
  18. >You would probably never see another human again for as long as you live
  19. >But were you really missing much?
  20. >Most of humanity was scum anyway
  21. >At least here in Equestria, you'd finally get the quiet lifestyle you had been longing for
  22. >There wouldn't be any potheads here to stink up the entire nieghbourhood with their bad habits
  23. >No shitty teenagers that didn't know how to turn down the volume of whatever crap they were listening to
  24. >No broken homes across from you that kept arguing amongest themselves over what color to paint the walls
  25. >But you were starting to miss the things you used to have back home
  26. >Like your computer
  27. >And your..friends...
  28. >And your...family...
  29. >You wouldn't see your mom again
  30. >Or your sister...
  31. >Or your older brother...
  32. >Or your brother that was younger than your older brother...
  33. >You were gonna miss them
  34. >You let a few manly tears escape at that thought
  35. >You see fluttershy come up to you, and you throw your hands around her neck to keep yourself steady
  36. >You don't know why she was there, but your glad that she was
  37.  
  38. >"There there... Its alright..."
  39. >She pats you on the back softly, but it does little to make you feel better
  40. "No Fluttershy... Its not alright.."
  41. >You look into her light blue eyes and you feel comfort in them
  42. >"Oh? ...why not?"
  43. "Well..because...I'll never see my family again..and..I'll never have any human contact..and..and.."
  44. >Fluttershy covers your mouth with a hoof and wipe your tears away
  45. >"And? You still have us..."
  46. "But..I don't fluttershy...you're all just ponies.. and I'm the only human in the entire world.."
  47. >"But, you can still talk to us.."
  48. "Yes, talk, but I can never sing or dance, or connect, or love, or be loved.."
  49. >"but Anon, we're here for you, and we'll always be here for you"
  50. "Well, ya, I...suppose.."
  51. >A moment of silence passes, and you and Fluttershy sit there, staring into each others eyes... her bueatiful light blue eyes...
  52. "...Fluttershy?
  53. >"yes anon?"
  54. "will...will you always be there for me?"
  55. "Yes...I will always be there for you"
  56. "Th-thanks..fluttershy..."
  57. >You take a moment to collect yourself, and slowly lift yourself from your sitting position
  58. >Your legs feel numb from you leaning on them, so Fluttershy helps you to your bed
  59. >You are about to lay down to sleep, but there is still one question burning in your mind
  60. "Hey.. Fluttershy?"
  61. >"Yes Anon?
  62. "Why were you in my bathroom?"
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