Title:           So ronery ;_;
Author:          Xzon
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First Edit:      Thursday 14th of June 2012 05:14:18 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 14th of June 2012 05:14:18 AM CDT

>Day 13 in Equestria
>Your arrival in this strange new land was a bit sudden for your liking, but with the help of Twilight and the gang, you got yourself set up with a nice pad and loads of dosh from Princess Celestia
>Something about "Dimensional Shift Compansation" or some such
>And now that your house was set up, you were ready to spend the first night in your expansive abode
>But first, you had one thing that you needed to do
>The one thing celebrated by all peoples of eons past
>You needed to take a gigantic shit
>And with that, you stride off to your custom made hygenic facilities
>Sans clothes, of course
>Clothes are for scrubs
>Your naked ass hits the toilet, and you let loose the few days of a vegitarian diet to its final resting place
>And you think
>You always liked to take some time to think while your body was off doing other things
>Besides, you were going to be here a while
 
>And then it hits you
>You were all alone
>You would probably never see another human again for as long as you live
>But were you really missing much?
>Most of humanity was scum anyway
>At least here in Equestria, you'd finally get the quiet lifestyle you had been longing for
>There wouldn't be any potheads here to stink up the entire nieghbourhood with their bad habits
>No shitty teenagers that didn't know how to turn down the volume of whatever crap they were listening to
>No broken homes across from you that kept arguing amongest themselves over what color to paint the walls
>But you were starting to miss the things you used to have back home
>Like your computer
>And your..friends...
>And your...family...
>You wouldn't see your mom again
>Or your sister...
>Or your older brother...
>Or your brother that was younger than your older brother...
>You were gonna miss them
>You let a few manly tears escape at that thought
>You see fluttershy come up to you, and you throw your hands around her neck to keep yourself steady
>You don't know why she was there, but your glad that she was
 
>"There there... Its alright..."
>She pats you on the back softly, but it does little to make you feel better
"No Fluttershy... Its not alright.."
>You look into her light blue eyes and you feel comfort in them
>"Oh? ...why not?"
"Well..because...I'll never see my family again..and..I'll never have any human contact..and..and.."
>Fluttershy covers your mouth with a hoof and wipe your tears away
>"And? You still have us..."
"But..I don't fluttershy...you're all just ponies.. and I'm the only human in the entire world.."
>"But, you can still talk to us.."
"Yes, talk, but I can never sing or dance, or connect, or love, or be loved.."
>"but Anon, we're here for you, and we'll always be here for you"
"Well, ya, I...suppose.."
>A moment of silence passes, and you and Fluttershy sit there, staring into each others eyes... her bueatiful light blue eyes...
"...Fluttershy?
>"yes anon?"
"will...will you always be there for me?"
"Yes...I will always be there for you"
"Th-thanks..fluttershy..."
>You take a moment to collect yourself, and slowly lift yourself from your sitting position
>Your legs feel numb from you leaning on them, so Fluttershy helps you to your bed
>You are about to lay down to sleep, but there is still one question burning in your mind
"Hey.. Fluttershy?"
>"Yes Anon?
"Why were you in my bathroom?"