Title:           Raplejack
Author:          Xzon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/6atx48ET
First Edit:      Thursday 21st of June 2012 05:55:47 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 21st of June 2012 05:55:47 AM CDT

It's day five hundred in equestria
the rapists STILL havn't got the best of ya
Applejack tried and failed, but she still kept tryin'
Fluttershy tried so hard, but she went home cryin'
So now you're loungeing on yo couch in your pajamas
A dirty bathrobe and some rad sunglasses
just layin low, when theres a knock at your door
Is dat the 5-0? What could they be lookin' for?
Naw, you're paraniod, its just the CMC
Are they here to take yo virginity?
Naw, they just wanna know their special talents
They just wasting yo time, so you show them your phalanges
You strut yo way to town, wonderin' what to do
But the CMC are still following you
they whisper amongst themselves, something about rape
they getting louder now, and thats all that you can take
take off like a bullet, running at R4
gotta go fast and escape these little hoes
look back, big mistake, there something at yo feet
fall down, can't get up, and guess who you meet
thats right, applejack, look at that shit eating grin
You can tell already which one of you is gonna win
Oh fuck, your head, that was quite an impact
Curtain call, your out, time to fade to black
Wake up later in applejacks basement
Well fuck, she was successful in her rape attempt