- It's day five hundred in equestria
- the rapists STILL havn't got the best of ya
- Applejack tried and failed, but she still kept tryin'
- Fluttershy tried so hard, but she went home cryin'
- So now you're loungeing on yo couch in your pajamas
- A dirty bathrobe and some rad sunglasses
- just layin low, when theres a knock at your door
- Is dat the 5-0? What could they be lookin' for?
- Naw, you're paraniod, its just the CMC
- Are they here to take yo virginity?
- Naw, they just wanna know their special talents
- They just wasting yo time, so you show them your phalanges
- You strut yo way to town, wonderin' what to do
- But the CMC are still following you
- they whisper amongst themselves, something about rape
- they getting louder now, and thats all that you can take
- take off like a bullet, running at R4
- gotta go fast and escape these little hoes
- look back, big mistake, there something at yo feet
- fall down, can't get up, and guess who you meet
- thats right, applejack, look at that shit eating grin
- You can tell already which one of you is gonna win
- Oh fuck, your head, that was quite an impact
- Curtain call, your out, time to fade to black
- Wake up later in applejacks basement
- Well fuck, she was successful in her rape attempt
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