- >Day 254 in equestria
- >Hear a knock at door
- >It's fluttershy with a... giant boombox
- "Oh dear god... wat now?"
- >"well, yesterday the girls took to the club at the other side of town, and there was this scary music, and flashing lights, but some the p0nies there looked really happy and I was wondering..."
- >"is dubstep your fetish?"
- "no, although I do enjoy it from time to time. Well you're here though, I might as well see what you got."
- >"well I just searched on the p0nynet and picked one of the first songs I saw, I didn't actually listen to it because it seemed really scary..."
- >sigh... of course
- "well then, lets listen to it now."
- >"..oh..okay.."
- >she gets this nervous look on her face, and slowly reaches for the play button
- >its then I notice the volume knob is cranked as far as it will go, possibly even farther.
- >It also appears to be broken
- >I try to stop fluttershy before its too late, but alas, I was unable-
- >WUB WUB WUB WUUUUUB VRRVRVR VRVRVR SKREEEEE!!!1!
- >OH GOD THE NOISE! PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP!
- >BITCH I'M TRIPLE X RATED!
- >you try to find fluttershy amistd all the noise, but shes gone man, SHES FUCKING GONE
- >WUB WUB WUB SKREEKERREE
- >In the distance you see an explosion of colours and the windows of your house are no more
- >TRIPLE X!
- >theres panic in the streets and youre carried away by a mob of p0nies fleeing for their lives
- >WUB WUB WUB WWWWHHHRRRR WWWWWWHHHHHRRRRR
- >your three miles away from the wreckage and you can still clearly hear the bass drop
- >an hour later your still trembeling in terror along with the rest of the p0nyvilleins
- >in the brief moment of silence, a soundproof barrier is dropped over the boombox and what used to be your home
- >no one dares approach, and your forced to leave the wreckege behind, along with all your porn
- >today was a bad day
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