- Day fruityloops in Equestria
- The Earth Ponies got their heads out of their ass and invented a brand new product of their very own
- It was widely considered the single most important event of the century
- There was a parade and everything!
- And as for their invention...
- It was something you were already quite familiar with
- They called it a televesion
- No one really cared for the product itself
- All anyone really cared about is that they actually got around to doing it
- The Earth ponies didn't accomplish much it seeemed...
- Some ponies did buy them though, and about three years later this Ponimoto guy founded the company of Pontendo
- Then some ponies at Pontendo were all like, "Lol l3ts m4k3 vId30 gAM3s!!1!"
- And they did
- Fastforward to today
- This was the day you were waiting for
- Today was the premiere of Pontendos new Ponimon
- You were waiting outside of Generic Superstore
- Ya, that was its actual name
- There were a few ponies standing around with you, all of them with unkempt manes and a glazed over expression
- It was about six in the morning, and fucking no one wanted to be up at this time of day, but thats when the store opens
- This is the earlyist you've woken up in YEARS, but it would all be worth it
- The Ponimons were shipped in a limited supply, and you wanted to get your hands on one before they all ran out
- Someone walks up to the door and fumbles with a latch, then quickly stands to the side
- You and the ponies go crashing through the doors and run down the aisles
- Your longer legs give you the short term advantage, and you're there before anyone else
- Only to patiently wait for the sales clerk to unlock the cabinets and retrieve the items within
- You grab a pontendo out of her hooves along with various games before she can even speak
- After throwing about three hundred bits onto the counter, you haul ass out of there and run home with the speed of kenyans
- You burst through the door to find Rainbow dash on your couch, drinking YOUR booze
- "Dude, why ya drinking all my booze? And how did you get into my house!?"
- She points to your livingroom window, which is completely broken
- "I was practicing some aileron rolls and accidentily your window"
- "Don't you mean barrel rolls?"
- "Uh, sure. So, anyway, I thought I'd just chill out here and wait for you to get back."
- "Ok. Cool. Just let me go get my T.V. from upstairs and we can chill down here."
- "K, just be careful on those stairs"
- You roll your eyes and go to grab the T.V.
- "Pfft, whatever you say 'mom'"
- Once you get to your room, you try to search through the ditritus for the T.V., but to no avail
- Ten minutes later, you see it sitting at the foot of your bed
- Your room was a bit of a mess, but you'll worry about that later
- For now, VIDEO GAMES!
- You exit the room and carefully navigate the hallway leading to the stairs
- "Oh man, I can't wait to play all these video games." you say to no one in particular
- Your foot gets caught on something at the top of the stairs, and you go tumbling down head over heels
- In the brief moment of confusion, you yell out the first thing that comes to mind
- "Oh fuck, I'm falling down all these stairs!"
- Rainbow hears the comotion, and drunkingly trots over to investigate
- "I -hic- warned you about stairs bro! I told you dawg!"
- How did she get so drunk in the span of ten minutes?
- And how are you still falling down all these stairs!?
- "It keeps happening!"
- With a loud thump, you hit the bottom and land in a crumpled heap
- Your T.V. is completely smashed, along with all your hopes and dreams
- The video games are still in its packageing by the door, and you'll never be able to play them
- Ever
- "I warned you bro! I told you about those stairs!"
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