- >Day 6664 in Equestria.
- >Everyp0ny was doing their usual everyday jobs.
- >Anon walked past Roseluck's flower stand, when he suddenly noticed something odd.
- >This passing grey pegasus' eyes... It can't be! He should have met her by now!
- 'Hey, miss...'
- >The mare turned her head to him — it was real!
- >The spiral energy was so concentrated it burned!
- >Anon couldn't help savoring every bit of the incredible energy flow that struck his very soul.
- >But... It started to build up inside him.
- >He tried to fight the sensation, but the efforts were futile.
- >If he went on holding back, he would probably explode, destroying a sizable chunk of P0nyville.
- >...Anyway, what's the point in holding back?
- >Anon suddenly threw his pants to the side, causing a flash of pants-lightning, breaking
- >the record of speed pants blasting, ever done by any living human (or p0ny, for that matter).
- >He crossed his legs and dropped to the ground with a 'thud!'
- >The pegasus was startled by the events. She tried to touch Anon's shoulder, but was thrown back
- >by a blast of energy, as he closed his eyes, attained two-handed grip on his member and shouted:
- 'My dick is the dick that will pierce the Heavens!'
- >Anon began working his shaft, starting slowly, but in a few seconds he was furiously faping.
- >The surrounding p0nies were highly disturbed by the sight, but could not approach him,
- >the ongoing blasts of unknown energy throwing away even unicorn magic.
- >Twilight Sparkle was enthralled by the unfolding events. She produced paper and quill and was
- >writing down everything, adding comments on the fly. She had never seen such magic before!
- >Meanwhile, Anon began to chant:
- 'Do the impossible, see the invisible.'
- 'Row! Row! Fap the power!'
- 'Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable.'
- 'Row! Row! Fap the power!'
- >Then his body lifted, hovering without any support, except his dickery magic.
- >The expression on his face was of utmost determination.
- >Then the energy expelled by his dong became visible.
- >It was now much less chaotic and much more stable.
- >Aligning itself into a vortex, it began spinning Anon in the air, gaining speed each second.
- >Then he opened his eyes wide, made a final stroke and whispered, being heard only by Twilight:
- 'The dick is my... Soul!'
- >Then he was gone. Just disappeared in plain sight.
- >By this point some p0nies were glad about it. The wild energy blasts did quite a bit of damage
- >to surrounding buildings, though the buildup was gradual enough that nop0ny got hurt.
- >Twilight was fascinated. When she first met Anon, she had him describe his previous life.
- >He specifically stated there was no magic in his home world.
- >She couldn't believe that and did a few tests — that proved him true, Anon really had never been
- >exposed to magic before the event that transported him to P0nyville.
- >But now he exhibited the levels of magic, unbeknownst even to her, the most knowledgeable unicorn
- >of all Equestria, Princess Celestia's personal student!
- >According to observations, it was some kind of teleportation. Most definitely long-range and
- >probably even transdimensional!
- >Oh, the implications...
- >Twilight was slightly angry at Anon. Why hadn't he ever told her he could do something like this?
- >If she replicated and harnessed this effect, she would be able to make earth ponies and pegasi
- >able to use teleportation. And maybe other magic too! Princess would be proud of her student!
- >Applejack, who was also present nearby when the event occured, tried to ask Twilight what she
- >was doing, but the unicorn was too busy to pay any attention. She was in the middle of calculating
- >some extremely sophisticated magic, drawing diagrams and scribbling incomprehensible equations.
- >Applejack was worried about Anon's disappearance too, but even more worried seeing Twilight in this
- >state. She tried to disturb her, but soon understood it was an impossible task to do on her own.
- >This required help of all the Elements, before Twilight did something irremediable!
- >In took almost an hour to gather her friends and persuade them that the dick-a-portation accident
- >wasn't some kind of a stupid joke (Rarity was disgusted, Rainbow Dash got excited by such a cool
- >outurst from this otherwise very mediocre and uninteresting Anon, Pinkie Pie yelled something
- >incomprehensible about 'spin-the-world-on-the-horn-party!' and Fluttershy was... Shy).
- >When mares arrived to the center of P0nyville, they found Twilight still there. Though she apparently
- >had ran out of paper — now the ground around her and the walls of the buildings were covered with
- >her scribbles and she began drawing glowing runes in the air.
- >On noticing her approaching friends, she ran up to them and without listening to any objections,
- >demonstrating almost Pinkie-level determination and unstoppability positioned them at the sides of
- >the glowing diagram.
- >'This was some kind of ritual... Yet he is a human, I am a pony, also I am a mare, not a stallion.'
- >'I managed to figure out a way to partially adjust the ritual to me and vice versa. It begins!'
- >Twilight sat on the ground Lyra style, putting her hooves to her crotch.
- >Wisps of light erupted from the diagram around her as she shouted:
- 'The dick has opened a hole in space. And that hole will become a road for those that follow!'
- >Faint speckpes of purple energy began flowing out of Twilight, twirling between her and the other
- >Elements, creating multiple small vortices. The mares just stood there dumbfounded, except Pinkie,
- >who was digging through her saddlebags, desperately trying to find something.
- >Twilight chanted, moving her hooves in an intricate pattern over her marehood:
- 'If you're gonna dig, dig to pierce the heavens, even if it's my womb I'm digging, I'll keep going!'
- 'When I break through, it means I've WON! Who the hell do you think I am? I'm Twilight. I'm not Anon.'
- 'I am myself! Twilight the Digger!'
- 'We evolve beyond the p0ny that we were a minute before. Little by little we advance with each turn.'
- 'Thats how a dick appears!'
- >By now Twilight's marehood was winking rapidly, her clit suddenly increasing in size and becoming
- >a full-sized member, which caused the energy torrents around her triple in intensity.
- >A chunk of the ground started levitating, carrying Twilight, spinning wildly in the dickstorm.
- 'I'm Futa Twilight... The Great Elements of Harmony Leader, Twilight the Dicker!'
- 'If you become a wall blocking my way... I'll drill a hole in you and blow you apart anytime!'
- 'That is... my dickery!'
- >And with these words Twilight disappeared.
- >Pinkie finally found what she was searching for. Almost completely leaning inside her saddlebag,
- >she brought forth an improbably huge cake with a spiral pattern on its icing and threw it to the center,
- >where Twilight had just been.
- >With a loud 'CABOOM!' the cake exploded — and confused, thunderstruck and covered in spiraling
- >ornaments of semen and squash soup Twilight appeared in its place.
- >She never talked about what she had seen that day or where she had been, the only clue being this letter:
- >Dear Princess Celestia,
- >Today I learned that one does not simply pierce the Heavens.
- >Your faithful student,
- >Twilight Sparkle.
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