Title:           The Dickery Accident [Request] [Clop]
Author:          Xenobreeder
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First Edit:      Tuesday 2nd of October 2012 11:09:47 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 2nd of October 2012 11:09:47 AM CDT

>Day 6664 in Equestria.
>Everyp0ny was doing their usual everyday jobs.
>Anon walked past Roseluck's flower stand, when he suddenly noticed something odd.
>This passing grey pegasus' eyes... It can't be! He should have met her by now!
'Hey, miss...'
>The mare turned her head to him — it was real!
>The spiral energy was so concentrated it burned!
>Anon couldn't help savoring every bit of the incredible energy flow that struck his very soul.
>But... It started to build up inside him.
>He tried to fight the sensation, but the efforts were futile.
>If he went on holding back, he would probably explode, destroying a sizable chunk of P0nyville.
 
>...Anyway, what's the point in holding back?
>Anon suddenly threw his pants to the side, causing a flash of pants-lightning, breaking
>the record of speed pants blasting, ever done by any living human (or p0ny, for that matter).
>He crossed his legs and dropped to the ground with a 'thud!'
>The pegasus was startled by the events. She tried to touch Anon's shoulder, but was thrown back
>by a blast of energy, as he closed his eyes, attained two-handed grip on his member and shouted:
'My dick is the dick that will pierce the Heavens!'
 
>Anon began working his shaft, starting slowly, but in a few seconds he was furiously faping.
>The surrounding p0nies were highly disturbed by the sight, but could not approach him,
>the ongoing blasts of unknown energy throwing away even unicorn magic.
>Twilight Sparkle was enthralled by the unfolding events. She produced paper and quill and was
>writing down everything, adding comments on the fly. She had never seen such magic before!
>Meanwhile, Anon began to chant:
'Do the impossible, see the invisible.'
'Row! Row! Fap the power!'
'Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable.'
'Row! Row! Fap the power!'
>Then his body lifted, hovering without any support, except his dickery magic.
>The expression on his face was of utmost determination.
>Then the energy expelled by his dong became visible.
>It was now much less chaotic and much more stable.
>Aligning itself into a vortex, it began spinning Anon in the air, gaining speed each second.
>Then he opened his eyes wide, made a final stroke and whispered, being heard only by Twilight:
'The dick is my... Soul!'
>Then he was gone. Just disappeared in plain sight.
>By this point some p0nies were glad about it. The wild energy blasts did quite a bit of damage
>to surrounding buildings, though the buildup was gradual enough that nop0ny got hurt.
 
>Twilight was fascinated. When she first met Anon, she had him describe his previous life.
>He specifically stated there was no magic in his home world.
>She couldn't believe that and did a few tests — that proved him true, Anon really had never been
>exposed to magic before the event that transported him to P0nyville.
>But now he exhibited the levels of magic, unbeknownst even to her, the most knowledgeable unicorn
>of all Equestria, Princess Celestia's personal student!
>According to observations, it was some kind of teleportation. Most definitely long-range and
>probably even transdimensional!
>Oh, the implications...
>Twilight was slightly angry at Anon. Why hadn't he ever told her he could do something like this?
>If she replicated and harnessed this effect, she would be able to make earth ponies and pegasi
>able to use teleportation. And maybe other magic too! Princess would be proud of her student!
 
>Applejack, who was also present nearby when the event occured, tried to ask Twilight what she
>was doing, but the unicorn was too busy to pay any attention. She was in the middle of calculating
>some extremely sophisticated magic, drawing diagrams and scribbling incomprehensible equations.
 
>Applejack was worried about Anon's disappearance too, but even more worried seeing Twilight in this
>state. She tried to disturb her, but soon understood it was an impossible task to do on her own.
>This required help of all the Elements, before Twilight did something irremediable!
 
>In took almost an hour to gather her friends and persuade them that the dick-a-portation accident
>wasn't some kind of a stupid joke (Rarity was disgusted, Rainbow Dash got excited by such a cool
>outurst from this otherwise very mediocre and uninteresting Anon, Pinkie Pie yelled something
>incomprehensible about 'spin-the-world-on-the-horn-party!' and Fluttershy was... Shy).
 
>When mares arrived to the center of P0nyville, they found Twilight still there. Though she apparently
>had ran out of paper — now the ground around her and the walls of the buildings were covered with
>her scribbles and she began drawing glowing runes in the air.
>On noticing her approaching friends, she ran up to them and without listening to any objections,
>demonstrating almost Pinkie-level determination and unstoppability positioned them at the sides of
>the glowing diagram.
>'This was some kind of ritual... Yet he is a human, I am a pony, also I am a mare, not a stallion.'
>'I managed to figure out a way to partially adjust the ritual to me and vice versa. It begins!'
 
>Twilight sat on the ground Lyra style, putting her hooves to her crotch.
>Wisps of light erupted from the diagram around her as she shouted:
'The dick has opened a hole in space. And that hole will become a road for those that follow!'
>Faint speckpes of purple energy began flowing out of Twilight, twirling between her and the other
>Elements, creating multiple small vortices. The mares just stood there dumbfounded, except Pinkie,
>who was digging through her saddlebags, desperately trying to find something.
>Twilight chanted, moving her hooves in an intricate pattern over her marehood:
'If you're gonna dig, dig to pierce the heavens, even if it's my womb I'm digging, I'll keep going!'
'When I break through, it means I've WON! Who the hell do you think I am? I'm Twilight. I'm not Anon.'
'I am myself! Twilight the Digger!'
'We evolve beyond the p0ny that we were a minute before. Little by little we advance with each turn.'
'Thats how a dick appears!'
>By now Twilight's marehood was winking rapidly, her clit suddenly increasing in size and becoming
>a full-sized member, which caused the energy torrents around her triple in intensity.
>A chunk of the ground started levitating, carrying Twilight, spinning wildly in the dickstorm.
'I'm Futa Twilight... The Great Elements of Harmony Leader, Twilight the Dicker!'
'If you become a wall blocking my way... I'll drill a hole in you and blow you apart anytime!'
'That is... my dickery!'
>And with these words Twilight disappeared.
 
>Pinkie finally found what she was searching for. Almost completely leaning inside her saddlebag,
>she brought forth an improbably huge cake with a spiral pattern on its icing and threw it to the center,
>where Twilight had just been.
>With a loud 'CABOOM!' the cake exploded — and confused, thunderstruck and covered in spiraling
>ornaments of semen and squash soup Twilight appeared in its place.
>She never talked about what she had seen that day or where she had been, the only clue being this letter:
 
>Dear Princess Celestia,
>Today I learned that one does not simply pierce the Heavens.
>Your faithful student,
>Twilight Sparkle.