- Written on a whim at the idea suggested to me by Imperius, to commemorate Strelnikov's last day on Earth, October 8th, 2012.
- Gonna miss you, bud.
- Idea inspired from this image: http://i.imgur.com/TnQLISi.gif
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- >DAY CRAZY NIGHT ON EARTH
- >BE STRELNIKOV, TRIPFAG OF /MLP/ AND /K/
- >TALKING TO TINYCHAT ABOUT AILMENT THAT MIGHT KILL YOU
- >”dix: Well, we appreciate you dropping by and keeping us posted”
- >”dix: You know all of /mlp/’s rootin for ya”
- >THAT DIX GUY, HE GOOD
- >YOU MAKE SURE HE AND YOU HAVE DRINK ONE DAY IF SURVIVE LONG ENOUGH
- >TAKE LONG DRINK OF VODKA BOTTLE AS YOU HEAR CRASH IN BEDROOM BEHIND YOU
- “FUCK”
- “BAT IS IN ROOM”
- >IS FLYING AROUND CRASHING INTO EVERYTHING
- “LEAVE WINDOW OPEN HOLD ON GET BROOM”
- >YOU RUN INTO HALLWAY, GRAB BROOM
- >STUPID BAT KEEP CRASHING INTO SHELVES, KNOCKING DOWN PRIZED BOTTLES OF VODKA
- “REMOVE KEBAB”
- >SWING BROOM LIKE MADMAN, FINALLY SMACK IT IN THE HEAD
- >IT CRASH INTO WALL, KNOCKED FOR LOOP, LEFT BLOOD STAIN ON WALL
- >YOU CLEAN THAT LATER
- >”Whoa… where am I?”
- “YOU IN MY HOUSE NOW, BATMAN”
- >BAT LOOKS UP AT YOU WITH BIG EYES
- >IT BIG BAT
- >ALMOST TOO BIG
- >ALMOST
- >YOU GRAB BY THE HEAD AND PICK UP, THROWING IT IN TRASH CAN
- >RETURN TO COMPUTER
- “FINALLY GOT THE BASTARD”
- “I HIT HIM WITH BROOM”
- “LEAVE BLOOD MARK ON WALL”
- “FLYING RAT”
- >GRIN AT GREAT SUCCESS, ALL IN CHAT IMPRESSED
- “BATMAN NO MATCH FOR STRELNIKOV!”
- >YOU HEAR RUMBLING IN TRASH CAN, AND ANOTHER CRASH
- “SHIT”
- >RUN OUT OF ROOM TO LOOK, SEE BAT STANDING ON FOUR LEGS LOOKING AT YOU
- >GRAB BROOM
- “DEAD BAT IN GARBAGE CAN IS BETTER THAN ALIVE RAT IN BEDROOM”
- >TODAY WAS KEBAB REMOVING DAY
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