Title:           Anon in Groosequestria Shorts (Ridiculous)
Author:          Wuten
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/YM349urX
First Edit:      Thursday 30th of August 2012 12:10:13 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 30th of August 2012 12:10:13 AM CDT

>Day Groose in Equestria.
>You are Anonymous, and fucking Groose pulled you into a portal as it swallowed both of you up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZGm1_b8oY0
>Now both of you are stuck in a magical land of talking horses.
>Fucking Groose.
“Well, looks like I’m stuck here with you.”
>You groan, facepalming.
>He looks around comically, before pointing dramatically at a small, purple pony approaching the two of you. “WHAT IS THAT?!”
“It looks like a-”
>”I’M GONNA RIDE IT!”
“Ugh, Groose, I don’t think-”
>”FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT!”
>He runs toward the pony before leaping up into the air and landing on the pony’s back.
>Well, that went better than expect-
>The pony’s back snaps and she collapses to the ground under that fat fuck.
>You walk up to him, a look of disappointment on your face.
“Well, looks like you fucked up again, Groose.”
>”Hah, u jus jelly cuz my hair is cooler then urs, I hit on ur gurlfran, I hid ur loftwyng when u wernt lookin, i gotz bigger bawms, my muscls r bigger, I can bench press 100 times ur weight, I can drank u unda tha tabl, my dik is liek so much bigger, amd lets not 4get asdfdsadsadsffsdaffddsfsafsfsdafsfadfadsfdfsfaffdsafsfsfa…”
>Today was a Groose day.
 
---------
 
>Day more fucking Groose in Equestria.
>You and Groose have survived the past few days in the forest, but you don't know how long you will last.
>You could care less if he lived, but your own well-being was at stake, so he's just coming along.
>As you reach the edge of the forest, the two of you spot a cottage.
>"WHOA, WHAT'S THAT?!" he points at the cottage.
"Groose, I don't think that's-"
>"LET'S GO!" he shouts, grabbing you by the shirt collar and speeding off towards the cottage, you dragging behind him.
>Damn, this guy is huge, but he sure can run...
>He stops at the door and slams you into it multiple times, using your head as a knocker.
>You're dizzy, and you suddenly collapse, blacking out.
 
>You wake up a few hours later, in a total daze.
>It's dark.
>Wait... where's Groose?
>You hear whimpering in the corner.
>"It... it did things to me..." you hear Groose's voice whimpering.
"What did-"
>The door slams open, and another one of those small ponies is standing there.
>Yellow with pink hair. What's with the color scheme here?
>Wait, what's that in her hand...?
>A chainsaw?
>Oh god.
>"Are severed limbs your fetish?"
>Fucking Groose.