Title:           Femanon X Cheese Sandwich [romance]
Author:          Writefag_Roulette
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/LQREGtAi
First Edit:      Friday 14th of February 2014 08:24:16 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 14th of February 2014 08:24:16 PM CDT

>Cheese Sandwich's cheesey sense was a-tinging
>there was a party to be held
>Cheese could tell that it was a sort of arrival party
>this was strange, because arrival parties were for towns, and Cheese lived on the road
>even stranger was that it was in a town in which he knew there was a resident party pony whose skills were on par with his own
>this party was to be in Ponyville
>no matter the strangeness regarding the sense, it had to be followed
>Cheese Sandwich would head for Ponyville right away
>somebody named… Femanon?
>whatever
>she was due for Cheese Sandwich's first welcoming party
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>Femanon wandered the streets of this strange city in this strange new world
>funny, one night she fell asleep, the next morning she was surrounded by magic horses
>ponies
>whatever
>they really were a nice bunch, though
>the pink one, Pinkie Pie, had worked out rather quickly that if you were new to Ponyville, then she didn't know anyone , and if she didn't know anyone, then she must not have any friends, and if she didn't have any friends, then she must be lonely
>not like Femanon hasd any close friends back home though
>but it was so nice of that pony to offer to throw a "WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA FROM HAIRLESS APE LAND" party
>a voice from behind brought Equestria's only human out of her thoughts
>"Woah! You must be Femanon! My cheesey sense told me you'd be… unique."
>Femanon was taken aback by the stallion's sudden intrusion
>"Funny, I thought everyone in the whole town knew about the creature in Ponyville"
>"Not from around here, girl. Say, did a Pinkie Pie offer to throw you a welcome party already?"
>"Uh, yeah, how–"
>but the mysterious Cheese Sandwich was already galloping off to Sugarcube Corner
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>Pinkie Pie made an exhasperated facial expression
>"Yeah, but I can't seem to do anything to make her smile!"
>Cheese friwned at this
>Pinkie's princess friend piped up
>"Pinkie, it's not your fault. Remember that she's just been taken away from everything she's ever known and been placed indefinitely in a world of strange creatures. Of course she's gonna be unhappy for a little while."
>Cheese Sandwich turned his gaze to Pinkie Pie
>"Ms. Pie, it's good indeed that I've been brought here. Together we can throw a party that'll put a smile on that strange creature's face for sure."
>"You really think so?"
>"Oh, I don't think so."
>Cheese paused
>this was his favorite dramatic effect
>"I know so!"
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>"Left a little more!"
>Cheese Sandwich, hanging by the waist from a rope, obliged Pinkie's command by shifting the sign slightly to the left
>"Perfect!"
>Femanon appeared on the scene
>she really didn't have much to say, she just stared in awe at the amount of work going into this party for her benefit
>Cheese couldn't resist calling out to her from his rope
>"How's it looking so far?"
>the human snapped her gaze in the direction of the party stallion
>"Oh, it's great!"
>the party ponies shared a look of excitement and then grinned back at Femanon
>Femanon averted her gaze and scratched the back of her head
>"I'll uh, see you around! Uh, thanks!"
>the tall biped took long strides away in the direction of Twilight's house where she was staying
>Cheese couldn't help but stare as she went
>that is, until the rope snapped
>"I'm fine."
>"Aaare you?"
>Cheese Sandwich took on a puzzled expression
>"Yeah… It was only a short fall."
>Pinkie Pie nudged his chest
>"Not that, silly. She toooootally likes you! And you tooooootally like her!"
>Cheese took a few steps back
>"Wait, what? Pinkie, I don't think that's–"
>Pinkie Pie took on an air of pretend haughtiness
>"My dear, Cheese Sandwich! I am a mare! I have an eye for sort of thing!"
>Twilight appeared out of thin air, and Cheese jumped a bit
>"Mutual liking: the psychological principle by which the more nice things you do for someone, the more they'll be attracted to you."
>Pinkie jumped up and down
>"Ooh! It's time to make this a "WELCOME TO PONYVILLE FROM HAIRLESS APE LAND AND CONGRATULATIONS ON FINDING YOUR SPECIAL SOMEPONY!" party!"
>the enthused pink pony ran off
>Cheese followed in pursuit
>"Pinkie! Wait!"
>"Wait! Pinkie!"
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>the party was magnificent
>Cheese had even convinced Pinkie not to include the CONGRATULATIONS ON FINDING YOUR SPECIAL SOMEPONY part on the banner
>Cheese Sandwich sat in the shade of a tree with Boneless 2, watching the revelry before he vanished again into rhe Equestrian wilderness
>but he couldn't leave yet
>he hadn't seen the guest of honor having a good time yet
>where was she?
>confounded, Cheese Sandwich got up and walked around the party, looking for the human that should have stuck out from the equine crowd like a sore thumb
>he came across Femanon sitting under a tree, head buried in her hands
>Cheese stood there, confused
>why wasn't she interacting?
>the whole point of this party was to get Femanon to make some friends, after all
>Cheese felt a hoof on his neck, and heard Pinkie Pie's voice in his ear
>"This is for your own good."
>Cheese Sandwich found himself shoved in front of the unusual creature, who looked up at him
>Cheese put on a nervous grin
>he may have been a premier party pony, but personal conversation was not a strong point of a pony who lived alone on the road
>"Um, hey."
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>morning
>the party was over
>she knew what she wanted
>she wanted to travel this new country with Cheese Sandwich
>Cheese, whose only friend had been a rubber chicken, couldn't have accepted this offer more heartily
>and so they went off
>wherever the cheesey sense took them
>together