Title:           Anon Tried to Kill Himself - Act II, part 1
Author:          Writefag_Roulette
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/rhqCTeZK
First Edit:      Thursday 25th of August 2016 01:08:35 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 25th of August 2016 01:08:35 PM CDT

ACT II: The Time is Coming When Betas Will Decide the Fate of Us All
Part 1: Sombra Fucking Loves Tendies
 
>the grey stallion shouts at his elderly companion
>"I DEMAND THE TENDIES THAT ARE RIGHTFULLY MINE"
>the old mare tut-tuts in reply
>"Now Sombra, darling. You know that crystal tenders are ten good boy points, not five."
>"LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE CRYSTAL TENDIES IS WHAT I DESIRE"
>"Sombra, sweetheart, you're making a scene. Let's get back home and I'll make you some haygel bites."
>grumbling about grave insults and scowling, Sombra lowers his head and follows his mother quietly
>goodness fucking gracious
>that poor, poor mother
>Twilight shoves you with her hoof
>"Anon, get behind me!"
"Wh-why?"
>"Do it!"
>without checking to see if you obeyed her order, the princess of friendship stretches her wings, tearing the flimsy raincoat from her body
>her horn glows an increasingly brilliant purple
>"King Sombra! You are not welcome in this land!"
>holy fucking niggers
>she's going to murder that autistic pony
>you should do something about this
>"T-Twilight! Is that you?"
>seemingly out of nowhere, a pink princess pony puts her hoof on Twilight's shoulder with a nervous smile
>"Cadance, what are you doing? That's King Sombra!"
>"Y-yeah, that's him all right. He's been back for a couple weeks now."
>"A couple weeks? How come there hasn't been any news about this?"
>Cadance looks between Twilight and Sombra a few times
>"He's… not really doing anything newsworthy is he?"
>Twilight looks between Cadance and Sombra a few times
>he's just standing there scowling
>her horn stops glowing
>"I-I guess not."
>"Well, why don't you and your friend here come visit for dinner in the castle? I'll explain everything there."
>Cadance calls out across the street
>"Oh, Bismuth, would you and your son care to join me and Princess Twilight for dinner?"
>"Why, that would be lovely! Sombra, come along now. We're going to eat with the princesses."
>all of Sombra's rage dissipates and he timidly shuffles behind his mother across the street toward you
>Twilight looks to you, evidently distressed
>"Is this what the map sent us here for? What's going on?"
>you shrug, grunt, and follow the group toward a crystal castle that's arguably uglier than the one you've been living in for the past week