Title:           [mlp] FemMac silly oneshot
Author:          WritefagSnippet
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/nSBuiCy3
First Edit:      Saturday 13th of February 2016 11:38:54 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Tuesday 11th of October 2016 02:21:58 PM CDT

>Later that night...
>Be Big Macintosh, lying in bed. You're thinking about your coltfriend.
>*eeeee!* You're still so giddy about this!
>Gonna have to change how you act from now on though!
>No more colty stuff. Anon needs a tough, strong mare who can see after him!
>...gonna miss those books from the library, but it's a small price to pay.
>Anon has the best taste in book...
>Oh God don't think about the doggy book HNNNNGGG.
>AJ knocks on the door.
>"Hey Mac, I uh...have you seen my...?"
>She makes a vaguely...lewd gesture.
>"It was on mah nightstand, I forgot to put it away. I'm j-just worred the colt saw it..."
>She's almost as red as you.
"Nope!"
>She bites her lip, and forces a laugh.
>"Y-yeah, you wouldn't know anything about...those things."
>She leaves.
>As soon as you hear the door you reach under your pillow.
>Not nearly as big as Anon, but it'll do.
>You bite your lip and lie back, bringing the cooler up to your mouth.
>You give it a long, sensual lick...then immediately start hacking and spitting.
>By the Apple, IT STILL TASTES LIKE HER