Fim-Family General

/mlp/'s Fim-Family general

 

Family relationships:

 

These are the characters that are fixed. If you change wildly from these established traits, we can't consider your story Canon. Feel free to use any character you feel like any way you want except for the ones listed below.

 

Lauren Faust is /mlp/ and Ponychan's mother. She doesn't approve of our behavior, but allows it more for freedom of expression than anything else.

 

Papa Hasbro was our dad. He was a jerk to Mom and tried to buy our love with toys and candy. Mom loves us for who we are, so she divorced him and is now raising us alone. We visit him on weekends and he tries to have us play with his daughter, Equestria Girls. She was born from his mysterious mistress.

 

Equestria Girls is a snobby girl who doesn't live ponies. Whenever Ponychan wants to play with her she makes her pretend that the ponies are just humans. /mlp/ likes to point out that this doesn't work because they have the same hair color as the ponies and the same names, but she doesn't listen.

 

/mlp/ is us. We garner most of Mom's attention, despite Ponychan being better behaved. We're the rebel child, the weird one, and we don't really like anyone. We crave Mom's attention even though we do things we know she doesn't like as much. We're mean to just about everyone but they deserved it, right?

 

Moot is /mlp/'s tulpa. He 'moderates' /mlp/'s actions, trying to keep him from making bad ones.

 

Equestria Daily is our cousin. At some point in time we revealed our power level and he became a 'brony'. He doesn't really like us anymore, but is an avid fan of the show.

 

Ponychan is our little sister. She sometimes gets to touchy feely for our liking, and Mom's always trying to make us get along. She doesn't like the way we act and tries to cure it with hugs.

 

Mandopony is the kid who lives down the street. He like ponies as well, and we don't get along well, but his mom and our mom are always scheduling play dates, so we see each other often.

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Green text stories:

These are all Canon to the Mommyverse.

 

The original:

>/mlp/ i have to go to work right now. have fun playing with your friends ponychan and mando

But i don't wanna! Ponychan is always hugging me and mando is just... weird

>sweetheart i need you to be nice for mommy... please just this once?

... fine but if Ponychan even comes NEAR me...

>*kisses forehead* Don't worry /mlp/. you'll be fine

>i love you /mlp/

..Luv you too..

 

Part 2:

>again sweetheart.. really?

I told you if ponychan even came NEAR me i'd give him what was coming to him

>But you broke his nose and blackened his eye! Now Mando's mom is yelling at me over the phone about her son. What did you do?

NOTHING, i just told him he was really weird and to get away from me!

>Dont lie to me /mlp/...

I'M NOT!

.....

...

>what am i gonna do with you /mlp/ *leaves the room*

....

...

....i'm sorry momma...

 

Part 3:

>*knock knock* hey /mlp/? can i come in

.... yea....

>listen im sorry if i've been short with you.. it's just... well things are not going as expected at work..

*looks up* are you okay?

>Yea! i mean uh.. yea i am. i just want you to know that i still love you and even though i may seem short with you sometimes that i always will. its just.. well sometimes things don't go as you plan and uh... you get really angry and you start to bottle up that anger a-and uh... sooner or later the stress gets to y-you start to get really mad at everything. *voice falters* An-and you try t-to fix it b-by trying to please everyone b-but you e-end up hurting everybody and y-you just..

...*hugs tightly and nuzzles chest. she continues sobbing as she holds you*

Dont cry.. im always here for you mommy.

t-thank you /mlp/ thanks for cheering me up

 

Part 4:

*you run into her office at home nearly tripping over yourself* MOM! MOM! LOOK WHAT I MADE!

>*she stops drawing and turns to you* oh? well lets see it!

*you proudly hold up the thank you card with the dozens of pics. some were crude and some were badly drawn. others were inappropriate. You never seen her smile so wide*

>/mlp/... you made this?

Uh-huh! i worked really hard! i wanted to tell you you're the best mother in the world... mom why are you crying.. is it bad?

>no sweetheart... this is... i just.. *she hugs you tightly* thank you

*she proudly displays your picture for everyone to see at work. Mandomommy bitches about it being inappropriate but she couldnt give a fuck less. *

>Thats my boy... *she looks at the pic and continues drawing*

Thank you momma faust.

 

Second story:

>god dammit /mlp/ didn't i tell you to clean up these Flutterrape generals an hour ago

B-but there funny! plus i always use them so what's the point?

>it's Disgusting!

... i like em...

 

Third story:

>oh, these fluffy pony generals look sweet, let me see

M-mom, I wouldn't look in those...

>....

....I warned you

 

Fourth story:

>well, lets forget about that.

>oo, what's this I see? Satyr daughters and family? aww so sweet!

Y-yes, now put it awa-

>INCEST? OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

>*sniff* I just wanted a normal child! Why is this so hard?

 

Fifth story:

>Alright kids, mom's going now. You behave in your...

>Faust's eyes twitch a little

>...Father's house, okay?

Alright mom.

"Okay, mommy!"

 

>ENTER, JOHN HASBRO and his daughter, EQUESTRIA GIRLS

 

'Ah, you must be the kids! Which one of you is /mlb/?'

-Trying his best not to snap-

It's /mlp/, sir.

'Girl's name, isn't it?'

...No, sir.

'Ah, and here's my daughter. Honey, say hello to /nlp/ and /Bronychan/. Kids, this is Equestria Girls.'

/Daddy says I'm a princess!/

'Ha ha, you sure are, sugarplum. Alright, daddy's going to get some work done, so you play nice with the kids, alright?'

/Yes, daddy!/

 

>JOHN HASBRO leaves. /Ponychan/ tries to introduce herself.

 

"Hi!"

/You smell funny./

"Do you like ponies?"

/Daddy says I should only play girls toys./

"It-"

/PLAY DOLLIES/

Oh, God...

 

Sixth story:

>be /mlp/

>Casually chill in our room, drawing a nice picture of a horse

>Anatomically correct, which always weirds out mom a little bit, but she's mostly ok with that

>At least the drawing is realistic. The biology studies help too.

>Ponychan opens the door without knocking. Again.

>How many times do you have to tell her to knock?

>Even catching you while masturbating just puts a giggle on her face.

>And she just standed there and stared before you shouted >/OUT/!

>How many times do you need to remind yourself to close the freaken door?

>”Hey /mlp/ want to hang out outside? We can have some fun in the park, or…

“No, Ponychan, I’m in a middle of something”

>She just walks to you and starts looking over your shoulder as you draw

>“Ewww /mlp/, why did you have to draw horse vagoo?”

>She chuckles to herself and blushes a little

>Somehow she doesn’t seem convincing when she cringes hard but still keeps looking.

“It’s called realism. It’s not that It’s a center piece of the picture. I just don’t throw away things as I draw – no matter how bad they are – they are a part of life.”

>”It’s still creepy. Looks like it’s winking at me, haha”

>She hugs you from behind looking as you draw

>A little too tightly

>Ok a LOT too tightly. You try to draw for another minute but her heavy breath in your ear just makes it impossible to concentrate.

“Ponychan you wanted something?”

>You turn your chair around forcing her to let you go

>”I just wanted to hang out with my BBBFF”

>Weird nicknames? Can she be more pathetic?

“BBBFF?”

>”Big Brother Best Friend FOREVER”: she screams loud and pecks your cheek before turning away and leaving.

>Yes, yes she can. You cringe and wipe her peck with your palm.

 

Seventh story, part one:

Ponychan, how many times have I told you, I don't want you in my room. ...what are you even doing in here?

"This artbook of yours I found. Why do you always draw the ponies hurting each other?"

I just like them better that way. Give me that book.

"*flips page, pregnant crotchtits futashy in bondage gear* ...EEEWWWW! MOOOOM!"

Wait, no!

"MOM, MOM!"

Stop it, you asshole! C'mon, I'll pay you a dollar!

>/mlp/, Ponychan, what's going on in here?

 

Part two:

"MOM, /mlp/ DREW GROSS PICTURES AGAIN!"

>*sigh* again, /mlp/? really?

N-no, I didn't. They aren't mine. Mando drew them in my artbook.

>come on, /mlp/, you're not fooling anyone. we need to talk

"Oooooh, you're in trouble!"

*through clenched teeth* Shut up, Ponychan

*few minutes later, in the kitchen*

>why do you keep drawing this, /mlp/?

I-I don't know...

>where did you even see this kind of thing in the first place?

.../b/ showed me...

>*sigh*

 

Part three:

*an uncomfortable half hour later, /mlp/ walks into the living room, sits on the couch next to Ponychan*

"So, how did it go? I didn't hear her yelling at you or anything."

She didn't yell.

"I bet she was really mad at you for drawing gross stuff again, though, huh?"

Not really.

"Then what took you guys so long in there?"

Well she... she... told me about... look, never mind, I'll tell you later. I just need to get my mind off this for now.

"..."

...she said she liked my drawings, though.

 

Eighth story:

One peaceful day, Ponychan was writing a ship fic of her two favourite ponies. Her OC and some other OC she met on the Internet. /mlp/ snuk in while she was in the bathroom, and stole her ship fic, she wasn't working on it at the moment.

 

That night, she cried and cried in her mother's lap, but turns out /mlp/ said "Is this what you're looking for?" happily. Ponychan was kind of angry and acting all tsun tsun over /mlp/'s finding, and said "Y-yes you idiot, that's my novel!" she cried.

 

She wanted to show it to her mother, as she put the USB on her computer, sitting next to her momma, the computer screen was bright as a newfag seeing a candyvag, illuminating the almost-dark room with its lights.

 

"Ah, there it is!" Ponychan screamed like a little girl. After she opened the hard work she put into her .doc file, all she saw was terror.

 

Mother told her to read it to her, thus Ponychan started nervously, crackling in her throat.

 

Ninth story:

>Ponychan has to do a presentation at school

>She wants to do it on ponies

>/mlp/ catches wind of this and decides to mess with her

>She opens her slideshow up in class

>Giant dragon cock, cum spewing out fills the screen

>Computer freezes up

>/mlp/ gets suspended

>Faust has to stay home to watch /mlp/

>"I'm not angry, just very disappointed."

I'm sorry, mom.

>"It's alright, just know that while I'm here with you I can't be working on the Pony fighting game we talked about."

Aw, but that looks like so much fun!

>"I know. Why don't you help me out with it?"

>Ponychan comes home and finds /mlp/ sitting in Mommafaust's lap laughing and helping her with the computer

>Ponychan knows /mlp/ won't like it if she interferes

>Goes upstairs

 

Tenth story:

>be /mlp/

>download that one big horseporn torrent you found online a couple of days ago on your mom's computer

>it accidentally breaks

>mommy calls /g/ to fix the computer

>After /g/ fixes the computer, you hear this in the other room: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hhVN9sEOdq

>After hearing all the spaghetti dropped

 

"What did he do mom?"

 

>SIT RIGHT THERE /mlp/! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU

"IT DIDN'T DO IT! /v/ TOLD ME TO! IT WAS A COOL GAME!"

 

Eleventh story:

 

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