- >Day scream-o-vision in Equestria
- >You feel good today, even though you're going after the most dangerous rapist of them all
- >Twilight Sparkle
- >You know her trying to use magic to taste your "magic wand" and sometimes steals your undergarments
- >You just want to get your underwear back without her getting in the way
- >That sounds like a standard plot today
- >As you're about to knock on her door, it flings open to reveal twilight
- >She has a creepy smile on her face and she is dripping
- >Is she on her estrus cycle?
- >she lifts your body up with magic
- >"Anon, I'm glad you're here! I have a problem that only you can fix!"
- >Oh boy, better make it quick before you become her sex slave
- >You reach into you pocket and get out a small piece of paper
- >She yanks it out of your grip
- >Fucking magic
- >"What's this? A love note for me?"
- >She opens it up but stares at it with a confused look
- >"Anon, what's candlejack?"
- >A scarecrow like head pops out of a book case
- >"You called?"
- >She turns to stare at him
- Scream
- >"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
- >In a blur, she was tied up and dragged out of the library
- >With her out of the way, you go to her room
- >You found it on her bed, covered in her juices
- >Damn, this thing needs to be washed twice!
- >Her walls are covered with pictures
- >Pictures of you
- >You shiver and quickly take your leave
- Hopefully that's the last time I'll ever go into...
- The Twilight Zone
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