- >Day Fashion Dilemma in Equestria
- >This is it
- >Your plan is set
- >You do the daily routine and put on your costume
- >Today you will scare your rapist
- >Hopefully to not want you anymore
- >You hear the gentle tapping at your door
- >You open the door a little to see your rapist
- >Rarity
- >"Darling~, you can't hide from our lo~ve!"
- You're Right, Rarity.
- >You fling the door wide open
- Embrace me and never let go!
- >She looks at you wide eyed and scared
- >seeing you in a plaid shirt, matching kilt and a lumberjack hat
- >She slowly backs away
- I want your beauty, I want your charm and I want to have foals with you!
- >"no...No...NOOOOOOO!" She runs as fast as she can home
- >When you close the door, you laugh for five minutes
- >You get out of your costume and make some breakfast
- >That's one rapist down
- >As you plot upon the other rapists, one question keeps coming back
- Where the hell did I get a Kilt?!
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[FR] (RBA) A fashion for passion
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