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Thread 857-Anon is a genie (add ons later)

By: Wolfkrone on Oct 17th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.46 KB  |  hits: 42  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Anonymous, genie in the lamp
  2. >Somehow you managed to get your lamp to travel dimensions and you landed in some p0ny world
  3. >It's been entertaining so far, despite the p0nies interrupting your naps and TV.
  4. >A sucking sensation is washing over your body and you feel the familiar tug
  5. >Dis gon be gud
  6. >Popping out of the lamp your greeted with two fillies, whom have what looks like a tiara on her flank and the other has a silver spoon
  7. >You've seen these two before
  8. >The pink one speaks up
  9. >"What are you?"
  10. >You adopt your practiced look of disdain and boredom
  11. "You two closet lesbos should just go fuck already, quit taking out your sexual tensions on the other three fillies"
  12. >And on that bombshell, you return to your lamp
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  14. >Day 6
  15. >You pop out again to find...I can't remember what his name was...Big Mag? No, Big Gag?, Big Mac! That's it
  16. "You can't fool me farmboy I know Applebloom is you and Applejack's kid, incestous fuck"
  17. >You start to return to your lamp when you get another thought
  18. "Oh and have fun with Caramel colt cuddler"
  19. >Maniacally laughing you descend into your lamp
  20. >Good day today
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  22. >Ugh
  23. >Popping out you see a grey pegasus p0ny with crooked eyes
  24. >You can't insult her, she's too damn cute
  25. "DAAAAAAW"
  26. >Pop inside
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  28. >Another contestant here we gooooooooo
  29. >Sticking your head out yields the pegasus known as Fluttershy
  30. >"Ummmm what do you do?"
  31. >Put the coolface on
  32. "I tell banana looking autistic cock monglers to stop rubbing my lamp"
  33. >She doesn't get you're talking to her
  34. >Fuck it
  35. >Reaching into your lamp you whip out a banana cream pie and chuck it her face
  36. "There"
  37. >You return to solace
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  39. >Oh who the hell is it now
  40. >Appearing out of your lamp you see the resident unicorn genius Twilight Spockle or Spackle or something
  41. >"Hello there! Just wanted to ask how you fit in tha-"
  42. "How do you fit Spike's 12 inch dragon penis?"
  43. >"Excuse me?"
  44. "I know all things, and that's one of them, also"
  45. >Wait for suspense
  46. "I know your sex word"
  47. >"No"
  48. >The horror that is on her face is so amusing
  49. "Gouranga"
  50. >You leave her in a puddle of her own juices
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