
Thread 856-Anon Tries to be Hardcore
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Wolfkrone on
Oct 16th, 2013 | syntax:
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"ANON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY INK?"
>You are Twilight Sparkle, and your mad!
>This has been the ninth time Anon has tried to do something he calls "being hardcore"
>You don't know what that is but it's grating!
>Looking up from the table Anon jumps up, ink smeared like some tribal all over his face, and some star in a circle on his chest
>"YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU BIBLE SHEEP!, WHEN OUR OVERLOAD RISES FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL ITSELF YOU WILL KNOW FEAR, YOU WILL KNOW THE POWER, THE WRATH, THE NEVER ENDING CHAOS THAT HIS PRESENCE WILL CAUSE. FOR HE IS ALL POWERFUL AND IMMORTAL. HE WILL TEAR ALL OF YOU LIMB FROM LIMB, HE WILL RIP OUT YOUR ENTRAILS AND SKIP ROPE WITH THEM. AND I? WELL I'LL BE AT HIS SIDE, MAKING SURE HE WILL GET ALL HE DESIRES, FOR HE IS THE TRUE MASTER OF THE W-"
>He loses balance and falls off the table to the floor, after your sighing and inner cries for help you magic him up and drag him upstairs.
>Finally making it to the bathtub you throw him in and turn the water on
"When that gets cleaned off it's time for dinner"
>His grunts of despair and anger are all too obvious and familiar
>You hope he'll never figure out you always slide the table out from under him.