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Azurill in Equestria (Day 1)

By: Wolf-Anon on Nov 15th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.62 KB  |  hits: 36  |  expires: Never
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  1. You have come to the end of your life. You are about to close your eyes for the last time when a figure appears in front of you. He gives you an offer for your soul to be transported to Equestria. However, there is a catch; you will not be human in Equestria and you cannot reincarnate into a pony.
  2.  
  3. "I want to be an Azurill!"
  4. >The figure gives you a puzzled look, probably questioning why you want to be a Pokemon
  5. >He nods, and steps back
  6. >He raises his scythe, and removes your soul from your body
  7. >As you go higher and your body gets smaller, you feel yourself slowly leaving this dimension
  8. >You're positive you heard him say "welcome back to the ride"
  9. >You are finally able to leave this world and fulfil your dream
  10. >Eventually you arrive at your destination
  11. >You didn't arrive on solid ground though
  12. >You hit the ground with an ungraceful thud
  13. >It takes a few minutes to feel better
  14. >Looking around, you see that you are not too far from Ponyville
  15. >You aren't too far from Canterlot either
  16.  
  17. >You hear a noise behind you
  18. >It's Cadence
  19. >A dragon is behind her
  20. >"You picked the wrong day for a stroll, missy."
  21. >"Get away from me, you criminal!"
  22. >"You aren't much without you precious Shiny, are you?"
  23. >You decide to try and take hold of the matter
  24. "Let her go!"
  25. >They both turn around
  26. >"Oh look at this little thing."
  27. >The dragon picks you up
  28. >"Let go of him!"
  29. >"Oh? Well why didn't you say so?"
  30. >His foot moves backwards
  31. >This won't end well
  32. >His grip on you is released, and you are battered by a kick sending you flying
  33. >You land on the floor with a bounce
  34. >Before you black out, you see Shining Armor leap over you
  35. >"Cadence!"
  36.  
  37. >You awaken on a hospital bed, presumably in Canterlot, given that the nearest ponies to you when you black out were royalty
  38. >"Oh, you're awake!"
  39. "How long have I been here?"
  40. >"Just over a few hours, you were carried here by Princess Cadence shortly after you passed out."
  41. >Even though you're a Pokemon, people can still understand you
  42. >"What's your name anyway?"
  43. >You decide against using your old name, as this is a new life, a new ride
  44. >Instantly a new name appears in your head, as if by magic
  45. "My name is Penor Muffin."
  46. >"Strange name."
  47. "Where I came from, I don't share the same naming customs as you do."
  48. >"Well, now we know everything is fine, I suppose we can let you go."
  49. >Cadence is waiting just outside
  50. >"You OK?"
  51. "Yes, I'm fine"
  52. >"Wanna stay around longer? I'll show you around town if you like"
  53. >Cue montage of you and Cadence at different landmarks around the city, including inside the castle
  54. >The tour ends just outside the castle
  55. >"Got anywhere to sleep for the night?"
  56. "No."
  57. >"There may be a few spare rooms in the castle to use, if you want to."
  58.  
  59. >Wait a minute
  60. >You're a Pokemon in Equestria and nobody has questioned what you are yet
  61. "Any reason why nobody has asked me what I am?"
  62. >"There are so many different species in Equestria, some stranger than others, and it wouldn't be a surprise if there are more from different lands."
  63. "So where is this room I'm going to be in?"
  64. >The corridors seem to stretch on forever
  65. >"It's in here."
  66. >It's an unimpressive spare bedroom with one bed
  67. >Better than nothing
  68. >"You don't have leave early in the morning."
  69. "Wasn't planning on it."
  70. >"Want anything to eat?"
  71. >With perfect timing, your stomach rumbles
  72. "I guess so."
  73. >"Do you have any specific diet?"
  74. "No, just take whatever is there."
  75. >She comes back with a sandwich
  76. >It's actually not that bad
  77.  
  78. >It's dark now
  79. >Only thing to do now is sleep
  80. >You're tired from the events of the day
  81. >Eventually you find yourself drifting out of reality
  82. >Everything goes dark and you're asleep