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Chryssi's Hyperspace Hyperwar

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  1. >It's been a long time since we finally broke up
  2. >Our relationship had been off and on for a long time
  3. >I think the only reason we kept the masquerade going was because we were both public persons, and none of us wanted the media uproar our break would cause
  4. >But in the end, she took the final step
  5. >I was replaced
  6. >The Princess of Love had moved on
  7. >The media loved it
  8. >I didn't think I'd ever be able to move on
  9.  
  10. >My quarters had always been large
  11. >Captain of the Royal guard was no small job, and it brought certain perks
  12. >But never before had they seemed so... vast
  13. >So empty
  14. >I was retiring for the evening when I head a series of knocks on my door
  15. >A messenger was on the door
  16. >She carried a small note
  17. >There wasn't even an envelope
  18. >Official messengers always used envelopes
  19. >I took the note from the her
  20. >I'd never seen her before, but new recruits were often used as messengers, so it wasn't anything out of the ordinary
  21. >"What's your name, recruit?"
  22. >To my surprise she just blushed, and gave no answer
  23. >A bit rude, but I was too tired to care, so I decided to ignore it and read the note
  24. >It read:
  25.  
  26. "Hey Shining, since Cadence turned you down again, I was just wondering if I could come over and play Hyperspace Hyperwars this evening. Or video games, or Caves and Carnivores. Anything, really, and as long as you want to, If you're busy, we can do it another time. I mean, I have a lot to do as well, but I have time tonight. And any other night you want."
  27. -Chryssi
  28.  
  29. >Several lines of text had been crossed out and rewritten, making the page look more like a draft than anything else
  30. >There was at least six different signatures on the paper, all crossed out except for one
  31. >Chryssi
  32. >I didn't know how to react at first
  33. >On one hoof, she was an evil changeling queen who had tried to conquer Equestria
  34. >On the other hoof? Sigh
  35. >This may sound wrong, but I don't think I've ever been as happy as when Cadence was banished into the diamond mines
  36. >I don't mean to say that I didn't like Cadence, but that short time right before the wedding was unlike anything I'd ever experienced
  37. >Cadence was a storybook princess, but I am no knight in shining armour
  38. >It took both of us too long to realise that it would never work
  39. >But when Chrysalis had been mine, she seemed so... accepting
  40. >I thought Cadence had finally accepted that we were different
  41. >And besides, this was all probably just a prank
  42. >I handed the note back to the unusually tall messenger, who looked like she wanted to run for her life
  43. >I was about to ask her where she got the note when I noticed her eyes, and my heart jumped in fear and... something else?
  44. >I swear that they had been normal pony eyes just a second before
  45. >She now sported a set of vibrant green eyes
  46. >Alien yet beautiful
  47. >And I knew who my messenger was
  48. >I wanted to shout for the guards, I really did
  49. >My disciplined brain, trained through years of academy studies and military training screamed at me to attack
  50. >But all I could say was:
  51. "Come inside"
  52. >I honestly don't know who of us were the most nervous
  53. >I had brought an enemy of the state into my quarters for what?
  54. >To play games?
  55. >I'd never seen her so nervous before
  56. >Even in the face of danger and defeat during the wedding incident she didn't show an ounce of weakness
  57. >We were well inside when she changed back to her normal form
  58. >She stood as tall as Celestia and her lithe frame, crooked horn and tattered wings giving her an kind of exotic beauty no pony could ever match
  59. >"So... uh. You play Hyperspace Hyperwars?"
  60. >I almost cringed at the sound of my own voice
  61. >She went silent for a second, as if she struggled to find the words she were looking for
  62. >"I.. I have a Sludgenoid army. I've.. um, been building it since... um Revision Six. But I also have other races, if y-ou .. if you don't like Sludgenoids. I like anything really."
  63. >"No, Sludgenoids are cool."
  64. >I've been trained in advanced pyromancy, but I don't thing I've ever seen anything light us as fast as Chryssi when she heard that.
  65. >Chryssi?
  66. >Have I started calling her that already?
  67. >"I mostly play Royal Guard. But honestly, my favourite army is my Discorded Cosmoscommando Warband. I just don't play them a lot."
  68. >I didn't really play HH at all these days. I was too busy. And when I first got the chance to play, it was in an tournament with my Royal Guard army. My superiors had not so subtly hinted that they found it unfitting for the face of the Royal Guard to play as a Discord worshipper
  69. >"Ca.. can I see your warband?"
  70. >The next few moments transpired like a haze
  71. >Parts of my mind still rejected that any of this was happening
  72. >I found my old warband, and a playing table that did nothing but collect dust, and had annoyed Cadence immensely
  73. >I rarely used it, but I liked to keep it around, to remind myself of how much of a royal pain Cadence was
  74. >I heard a buzzing sound from my window, and soon Chrysalis appeared with a chitinous carrying case
  75. >We didn't talk that much as we started to deploy our armies
  76. >Just offhand comments complementing each other’s painting skills and armies in general
  77. >You just never assume that evil invading queens can be into something like miniature painting
  78. >Her army was incredibly well painted, and many of the models were given individual markings and personalities that put my warband to shame
  79. >Then again, I'd never really spoken to Chryssi before, had I?
  80. >She had always tried to be Cadence, and it was only now that she was being herself
  81. >I loved it
  82. >There was something odd about her army
  83. >Normally, competitive Sludgenoid armies are led by a Hive Queen, but her army had something else
  84. >An massive, gorgeously painted male Carniflex
  85. >We started playing
  86. >It was some of the most fun I'd had in months
  87. >Chryssi seemed to warm up to me a bit, and we talked more as the fight went on
  88. >I was winning pretty easily, in fact, it almost looked like she wanted me to win
  89. >I charged her Carniflex, and noticed another special thing about it
  90. >It had a name tag
  91. >Naming your leaders aren't uncommon, my own warband was led by Grogar the Destroyer
  92. >The name tag read:
  93. Shining Armour
  94. >I stared at it for a bit, not quite sure how to react
  95. >But my gaze was interrupted by the miniature being lifted away from the table in a mist of green magic
  96. >Chryssi had gone redder than I'd previously thought biologically possible
  97. >"Um... ca...can we start over again? Or do something else? If... if you want to?"
  98. >She was gently packing the miniature into her case while she was talking
  99. >"Ok. We can start over again."
  100. >"Tha.. thank you."
  101. >We redeployed our armies
  102. >This time, Chryssi's army was led by a Hive Queen
  103. >Its nametag simply bore the name "Mother"
  104. >We were both silent, and it wasn't until we were both done that Cryssi broke the silence
  105. >"D-o y-you.. have any houserules that I should know of?"
  106. >"No, not really, I just like the game the way it is."
  107. >N-no bets or anything?"
  108. >Truth be told, I'd won and lost a decent sum of bits playing this game with friends
  109. >"Only a few money bets"
  110. >She bit her lower lip
  111. >Her fangs made it look a bit awkward, but very cute
  112. >"Whe.. Where I learned to play, the loser had to... the loser had to... the loser had to tell a secret to the winner. If you.. if you don't think that's silly."
  113. >It seemed a bit silly, but I didn't really see any problem with it
  114. >If anything, this might allow me to learn a thing or two about the enigmatic empress
  115. >"Sure, we can use those rules"
  116. >"Really... I mean, that's cool, right... right?"
  117. >"Yes"
  118. >We started playing again
  119. >I was going to use the same full frontal assault technique that worked so well last time
  120. >But I just couldn't get it to work
  121. >The Sludgenoids seemed to evade my every charge
  122. >In the middle of their forces stood the mighty Hive Queen, directing her forces as a conductor would direct a symphony
  123. >It's one of the shortest battles I've ever played
  124. >My warband fell to her symphony of magic and flesh, and the Sludgenoids stood victorious
  125. >"S-sorry"
  126. >"No, don't apologise. That was brilliant. It was great."
  127. >"Thank you!"
  128. >She raised her voice for the first time that evening
  129. >I know it's wrong, but I could just feel the way my heart started beating faster and faster
  130. >I felt happy
  131. >Happier than I'd been in months
  132. >"Can I ask for a rematch?"
  133. >"Don't.. don't forget your bet"
  134. >The bet
  135. >What was I going to say?
  136. >"What kind of secret do you want me to tell?"
  137. >I suddenly realized how bad this idea was
  138. >I knew a lot of sensitive information about the military, and the security of the Royal Sisters
  139. >If she asked about any of those, I weren't sure what I was going to do
  140. >"I..I want you... I want you to tell a me a secret about... me"
  141. >Cryssi went red again
  142. >And so did I
  143. >"Um... I... I think...um?"
  144. >What the Tartarus was I going to tell her?
  145. >I couldn't even agree with myself how I felt about her
  146. >"I... I don't think you're evil"
  147. >"You don't?"
  148. >THE FUCK?
  149. >Was that the best thing I was able to say?
  150. >That I didn't think she was evil?
  151. >There had to be a way I could save this
  152. >"No... um, you see, I never thought you were evil. It's just that... the others say so. You're way too nice to be evil."
  153. >"Y-you think I'm nice?"
  154. >I didn't know where to go from here
  155. >"Did you want to play a rematch?"
  156. >"Yes... let's play again..."
  157. >She seemed more than a bit disappointed
  158. >We redeployed, and played again
  159. >It felt like the first battle all over again
  160. >Like the soul had been drained from her army
  161. >Where she, just minutes ago had made the field come alive, it felt dead and lifeless now
  162. >I won, but it gave me no enjoyment
  163. >I'd ruined one of the most amazing night's I'd had in... Forever
  164. >"The bet?"
  165. >I reminded her of it more to break the silence than anything else
  166. >"What.. what kind of secret do you want to know?"
  167. >She replied, with a trace of enthusiasm in her voice
  168. >"Why don't we do the same thing? You tell me a secret about me?"
  169. >Oh, where the hell was I going with this?
  170. >She stalled for an uncomfortable amount of time, playing with some dice with her magic, looking for the right words to say
  171. >She suddenly dropped some of the dice, and they bounced and rolled of the table and down on the floor
  172. >"Oh...I'm so sorry, I'll pick them up."
  173. >She didn't sound that sorry
  174. >"No, let me."
  175. >Always the knight?
  176. >I bowed down to get a good view of where the dice landed
  177. >I saw her long, slender legs stride up by my side
  178. >I found the dice quickly, gathered them all with my magic, and straightened my head up again
  179. >Her face looked down on mine
  180. >Her dark cerulean mane fell like a cascading waterfall, lying around our heads like a shroud of the finest silk
  181. >And though what she said was little but a whisper, I could hear it clearer than any battlecry
  182. >"I love you"
  183. >I swear on everything that I hold dear that I've never before beheld beauty like her praying eyes, or heard a song as sweet as her divine voice
  184. >And never before have I tasted anything as sweet as her kiss
  185. >I didn't care if she had fangs
  186. >I didn't care that it was "wrong"
  187. >It felt like an eternity, a dimension of utter bliss, before our lips broke apart
  188. >And though it took all my strength and will, managed to force from my lips five simple words, words I before today didn't know I had in me, but I now knew had been bound up inside me since our first meeting
  189. "I love you too, Chrysalis."