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Luna Greentexts: Obstacle Course

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  1. >"Come on Anonymous, you can go through once more!"
  2. >You huffed heavily.
  3. "Luna...why the fuck do you find this fun...?"
  4. >"It challenges your body's abilities and limits, that is why!"
  5. >She had you run through an obstacle course with her 3 times now.
  6. >Each time had gotten more tedious, with extra obstructions being added in every run.
  7. >This wasn't your idea of fun at all.
  8. >You felt like you were almost dead from all of this.
  9. "Can we just...go back inside...and have a tea party with your sister?"
  10. >"Nonsense Anonymous! I must go through at least 5 times! Now, will you be joining me for the next run?"
  11. >You groaned.
  12. "Yeah, sure."
  13. >She ran off to the beginning of the course.
  14. >"Then return to the start with me, posthaste! I shall add more of the rock-climbing walls!"
  15. >Of all things, she had to add those.
  16. >They were the obstacles you hated most.
  17. >Well, it was either this or sit in your room as you waited for Celestia to finish her work.
  18. >Reluctantly, you trudge to the start, ready to go through the fourth level of Hell.
  19. "Fucking princesses..." you muttered.
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