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Luna Greentexts: Love in Spring

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  1. >"Princess Luna, your beauty matches no other!"
  2. >"Your highness, truly I have never seen such serene eyes..."
  3. >"Your features, supple, as your beauty and radiance surpass all."
  4. >You are Princess Luna.
  5. >You are sick of all of these loveless stallions trying to woo you.
  6. >You're sure they only like you for your looks, and aren't actually interested in you.
  7. >It also bothered you that they thought using sophisticated language would win you over.
  8. >Such is the life of a princess.
  9. >You just wanted silence, but these suitors were much more active this time of year.
  10. >Was it because it was spring time?
  11. >You had heard something from your sister about ponies copulating during the spring.
  12. >That didn't mean you were available, however.
  13. >A stallion had come up to you as you made your way through a busy market.
  14. >"Your night sky is as beautiful as you, my princess."
  15. >You had ignored the swine and continued on your way.
  16. >It wasn't only public compliments, either.
  17. >You were also receiving private gifts, delivered through the mail.
  18. >Most were either perfumes, flowers, or chocolates.
  19. >You didn't mind the chocolates...
  20. >But aside from that, sometimes you also received love letters.
  21. >In some the writer would pour their soul in trying to impress you.
  22. >Others were, well, more crude, describing what they would do to you in the bedroom.
  23. >Still, was this not a natural thing for a princess?
  24. >Celestia was receiving almost the exact same treatment this time of year.
  25. >However, it seemed to be more severe with you.
  26. >Was it because of your connection with the night?
  27. >You pondered as another pink envelope had been delivered to you by a guard.
  28. >At this point they were starting to pile up in a corner of your room.
  29. >You were starting to wonder if you should wear a disguise in public.
  30. >Or maybe pretend to flatter them?
  31. >Or insult them?
  32. >No, that would be unfitting for a princess.
  33. >You wondered at your desk, disregarding the paperwork that needed worked.
  34. >What were you to do to stop this lusting menace?
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