- >You are Anonymous.
- >You are sitting in your home, watching TV.
- >The newscaster was going on about the lunar spectrum being out of whack or something.
- >You weren't really paying attention.
- >You decided to look out a window, seeing the clear night sky.
- >It was glorious.
- >As you stargazed, you noticed something odd.
- >Stars were flashing in and out of existence at a rapid pace.
- >Some were even physically moving from one spot to another.
- >What the Hell?
- >It stopped after a couple minutes.
- >You sat there, wondering what just happened.
- >Suddenly, there was a knocking at your door.
- >You get up from your couch and walk over to the front door.
- >You open it to reveal a dark blue horse standing on your doorstep.
- >"I request lodging in this building, creature. I am not sure how I arrived here, but the night sky is completely unorganized, and I am famished from the work to fix it."
- >She's slightly sweating, and she pants in between words.
- >You decide to let her in against your better judgement.
- >Her face lights up.
- >"Excellent! You will not regret the choice to allow me fortitude! Now, what was being prepared for dinner?"
- >That was a question you yourself couldn't answer.
- >You went to your kitchen and looked through the cupboards.
- >You decided on star-shaped macaroni and cheese.
- >It was only fitting, really.
- >You cook the boxed dinner and serve yourself and her.
- >She gobbles the stuff up.
- >"Delicious cuisine! Never have I tasted such fine food!"
- >After dinner, she sits on your couch with you.
- >She watches the TV, mesmerized by the technology of it.
- >It gets late, and without knowing it, you fall asleep.
- >The next morning, you awake to the sound of the front door closing.
- >She cuddles up next to you on the couch and is instantly asleep.
- >Your morning starts out with a blue horse cuddling with you.
- >You've had weirder days.
- >You just wish you could get up to pee...

