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Luna Greentexts: Lodgings

By: Wiggy on Apr 15th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.87 KB  |  hits: 15  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Anonymous.
  2. >You are sitting in your home, watching TV.
  3. >The newscaster was going on about the lunar spectrum being out of whack or something.
  4. >You weren't really paying attention.
  5. >You decided to look out a window, seeing the clear night sky.
  6. >It was glorious.
  7. >As you stargazed, you noticed something odd.
  8. >Stars were flashing in and out of existence at a rapid pace.
  9. >Some were even physically moving from one spot to another.
  10. >What the Hell?
  11. >It stopped after a couple minutes.
  12. >You sat there, wondering what just happened.
  13. >Suddenly, there was a knocking at your door.
  14. >You get up from your couch and walk over to the front door.
  15. >You open it to reveal a dark blue horse standing on your doorstep.
  16. >"I request lodging in this building, creature. I am not sure how I arrived here, but the night sky is completely unorganized, and I am famished from the work to fix it."
  17. >She's slightly sweating, and she pants in between words.
  18. >You decide to let her in against your better judgement.
  19. >Her face lights up.
  20. >"Excellent! You will not regret the choice to allow me fortitude! Now, what was being prepared for dinner?"
  21. >That was a question you yourself couldn't answer.
  22. >You went to your kitchen and looked through the cupboards.
  23. >You decided on star-shaped macaroni and cheese.
  24. >It was only fitting, really.
  25. >You cook the boxed dinner and serve yourself and her.
  26. >She gobbles the stuff up.
  27. >"Delicious cuisine! Never have I tasted such fine food!"
  28. >After dinner, she sits on your couch with you.
  29. >She watches the TV, mesmerized by the technology of it.
  30. >It gets late, and without knowing it, you fall asleep.
  31. >The next morning, you awake to the sound of the front door closing.
  32. >She cuddles up next to you on the couch and is instantly asleep.
  33. >Your morning starts out with a blue horse cuddling with you.
  34. >You've had weirder days.
  35. >You just wish you could get up to pee...