- >You were le Redditor.
- >You made le way to le Equestria through le suicide.
- >You hated le life and didn't believe in le god.
- >You knew you would end up in le Equestria.
- >You ended up in le Canterlot.
- >Specifically, le Canterlot Castle.
- >In front of le Luna.
- >She le jumps back at your sudden le appearance.
- >"Creature, from where did you arrive!?"
- >This was le perfect.
- >You loved le video games and le Gamer Luna.
- >Luckily, you had le 3DS in your pocket.
- >You brought it out and le showed it to her.
- "You like le video games, right?"
- >Your eyes le lit up.
- >"What is this 'video game' you speak of? Who are you?"
- >What, she didn't like le video games?
- >Then you'd have to le educate her!
- >You le ran up to her with le 3DS in hand.
- "This is le video game Luna! I'm sure you would le love them!"
- >She le smacks the device out of your le hands.
- >"Begone with that contraption! Why are you here!?"
- >She...she le doesn't care about video games...
- >Your le afterlife is le ruined.
- >All you wanted was to play le video games with le Gamer Luna.
- >"ANSWER MY QUESTIONS, CREATURE!"
- >You le didn't care anymore.
- >Without le Gamer Luna in your le afterlife, what was the point?
- >You ran out of le nearby window to your second death, forgetting all your le worries.
- >You are Princess Luna.
- >An odd, fat creature wearing a fedora had just jumped out of the window in your room.
- >He left his odd device in the corner of your room.
- >You picked it up with your magic and investigated it.
- >Its bright screen hurt your eyes, and the sounds it made gave you a headache.
- "If it's this irritating, it must be garbage."
- >You tossed it in your trash can and made your way out.
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