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Luna Greentexts: Beep

By: Wiggy on Apr 15th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.19 KB  |  hits: 11  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You were an assistant to Princess Luna.
  2. >You didn't take your job as seriously as the ponies, though.
  3. >Right now you had to wake her up so she could take over for Celestia.
  4. >You arrived at the door to her chambers.
  5. >The guards let you in, knowing what time it was.
  6. >The room was dark, but you'd done this thousands of time already.
  7. >You walk over to Moonbutt's bed.
  8. >She was an odd sleeper.
  9. >Tonight she had thrown the covers off of her and and was sleeping on her back.
  10. >You watched as her chest rose and lowered.
  11. "Princess, wake up."
  12. >She snored in response.
  13. "Princess. Wake up."
  14. >You raised the volume of your voice.
  15. >She didn't respond.
  16. "Hey, Luna. Get up!"
  17. >Nothing.
  18. >Your voice just couldn't get through to her.
  19. >That's when you noticed her belly.
  20. >It was completely unprotected, just out there.
  21. >You formed an evil plan.
  22. >You weren't supposed to touch the Princesses, but fuck the rules.
  23. >You leaned over Luna, your arm outstretched.
  24. >Your hand closed into a fist, then your index finger pointed outwards.
  25. >Your finger pointed right at her belly.
  26. >It rose and lowered, unaware of the fate it was to face.
  27. >Your index finger met her fur, and pressed down into her abdomen.
  28. "Beep."
  29. >She stirred a little.
  30. >It's working.
  31. >You kept going, taking your hand away and pressing back into her.
  32. "Beep."
  33. >Her stomach gurgled a little in response.
  34. >"Nguh?"
  35. >Your finger traced around her stomach, but almost slipped when you seemed to hover over an indentation.
  36. >Her bellybutton.
  37. >Oh, how sweet this would be.
  38. >Going in for the kill, you reel your finger back, then dive into it.
  39. >For extra measure, you wiggled your finger.
  40. "Beep."
  41. >Luna reacted by shooting out of her bed faster then you could process.
  42. >She was giggling, but trying not to smile.
  43. >"That is an extremely sensitive area! How could you do that, Anonymous!?"
  44. "It's time for you to wake up, that's how."
  45. >She glanced at a nearby clock.
  46. >She turned her nose up into the air and walked towards her private bathroom.
  47. >"Fair enough. However, I request you not repeat that, Anonymous. I would prefer if you shook me awake instead."
  48. >You grinned widely.
  49. >You found out where she was ticklish.
  50. >You'd be sure to exploit it somehow in the future.