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Luna Greentexts: ASSIMILATE

By: Wiggy on Apr 16th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.92 KB  |  hits: 9  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You had been running for who knows how long.
  2. >All the mane 6.
  3. >Spike.
  4. >Even Celestia.
  5. >Taken away from you by that one horse.
  6. >You dared not look behind you as you ran through the streets of Ponyville, trying to find cover.
  7. >A dumpster, of course!
  8. >You opened the lid and hopped in, regardless of the stench.
  9. >You had to think out your next plan of action.
  10. >The moonhorse would be here soon.
  11. >Her and her army of slaves.
  12. >You dug around inside the dumpster (with what little you could see of it) to find a weapon.
  13. >Your hand was poked by something sharp.
  14. >You grabbed at it and pulled on it to reveal a giant stick, with sharp edges.
  15. >This was all you could find.
  16. >In 5 seconds, you'd run out of the dumpster to the other side of town, hoping your stick could protect you from whatever you encountered.
  17. >5.
  18. >4.
  19. >3.
  20. >2.
  21. >1!
  22. >You opened the lid, only to be greeted by the soulless stare of Twilight Sparkle.
  23. >"Princess Luna."
  24. >She yanked you out of the dumpster with great force.
  25. >You tried slashing at her with your stick, but she only took it in her magical grip and snapped it in half.
  26. >Her 5 friends emerged from the shadows to help hold you down.
  27. "No! Twilight, girls, you have to snap out of it!"
  28. >"Princess Luna is the true ruler of Equestria," Rarity dully sounded out.
  29. >"Excellent job, girls!"
  30. >Luna herself appeared above you.
  31. >She looked down and met your eyes.
  32. >Ever since she touched that dark crystal, she'd been on a quest to conquer Equestria.
  33. >"Anon, did you really think you could run forever?"
  34. "You bitch! You changed after that crystal! Why did you let it control you!?"
  35. >She puts her hoof over your mouth.
  36. >"Shush Anon. It will all be over soon."
  37. >Her horn glows and lowers down to your forehead.
  38. >You try to fight out of the Elements' grip, but to no avail.
  39. >This was it.
  40. >This was how it ends.
  41. >Her horn inched closer.
  42. >It touched your forehead.
  43. >Everything went black.
  44. >...
  45. >...
  46. >ALL HAIL PRINCESS LUNA.