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Cooking for Sunbutt [sum fuk?]

By: Wiggy on Apr 6th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.77 KB  |  hits: 54  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You dodge the helmet flung at you.
  2. >Feisty, that's kinky.
  3. >She picked up her chestplate and tossed it.
  4. >You ducked, but started to smile.
  5. >She was out of armor to throw.
  6. >She began to toss random toiletry accessories at you.
  7. >You didn't even dodge them, you just let them hit you. It's not like it hurt.
  8. >You gave her your best bedroom eyes.
  9. "ey bb u want sum fuk?"
  10. >She stared at you, her jaw agape.
  11. >You stared her in the eyes, your offer still standing.
  12. >When she got over her shock, she opened the door behind you with her magic, and fired some blast of magic at you.
  13. >The force of the blast knocks you out of the bathroom.
  14. >The door immediately slams shut, and you hear a click as it becomes locked.
  15. >So much for showering in there.
  16. >Or maybe you could skip a shower?
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