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Cooking for Sunbutt [You're Winner!]

By: Wiggy on Apr 14th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.77 KB  |  hits: 17  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You gave Greyjoy a shit-eating grin.
  2. "Your ass is glue, fuckhead."
  3. >"No! No please! PLEASE ANONYMOUS!"
  4. "One more thing, Greyjoy. Remove any suggestions you still have on these two."
  5. >"You're going to kill me, what's the point!?"
  6. "Squeeze him a bit more."
  7. >"Agh! Okay, Celestia, you no longer love me, and have no reason to want to marry me. Same to you, Luna. You both remember what I've done to you in the past!"
  8. "Good, good. Alright, Luna and Celestia, you will only remember banishing Greyjoy. You will not know that he will be executed."
  9. >"And how are you going to kill me?"
  10. "There's a spare armory around. I can grab something from there, can't I?"
  11. >You enter the castle, find the spare armory Celestia showed you, and come back with a sword.
  12. "Alright, later Greyjoy. Thanks for teaching me the joys of hypnosis. I'll be sure to use them well."
  13. >"Just do it!"
  14. >You slash through his neck, severing his head.
  15. "Celestia, let go of his body."
  16. >His corpse drops.
  17. "Celestia and Luna, as I said before, you will only remember Greyjoy as being banished. If anyone questions you, send them to me. I'll take care of it. Now Celestia, you go back to your business in the castle and exit your trance. Luna, you go back to sleep and exit your trance when you wake up."
  18. >The sisters follow your orders.
  19. >You take Greyjoy's body and run, making sure no one sees you.
  20. >You hide his body in a dumpster outside.
  21. >For good measure, you rip open a trash bag and stuff it in there, along with his head.
  22. >You toss it back in and dash back to the castle.
  23. >Well, you're sort of a hero.
  24. >Greyjoy probably would've found a way to hypnotize them again and tried to take over the kingdom again.
  25. >So good job, you prevented that.
  26. >But now you've killed someone.
  27. >Ah, you'll still be able to sleep at night, right?