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Cooking for Sunbutt [Wrestle Dough]

By: Wiggy on Mar 25th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.67 KB  |  hits: 60  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You were a man of action.
  2. >You cooked food the same way those wrestling superstars fought.
  3. >You get the dough mixture all in the same bowl and dump it on yourself.
  4. >You slam to the ground and roll around in it, the mixture becoming more doughy as you kept moving.
  5. >You wrapped an arm around a large bubble you formed and put it in a headlock.
  6. >You also grabbed another piece with your free hand and pulled on it, like it was one of those leg pulling moves.
  7. To top it off, you got off of the dough, on top of the counter, pointed both of your arms upwards and did an elbow slam onto the dough.
  8. >After all that, you put the dough in a pan and back on the counter.
  9. >Next was the sauce.