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Cooking for Sunbutt [True Love]

By: Wiggy on Apr 6th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.70 KB  |  hits: 48  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You realize something: You actually are in love with Celestia.
  2. >You start to get a bit horny just thinking of her.
  3. >Actually, a LOT horny.
  4. >You strip yourself of your pants and hump the chair you're sitting in.
  5. "I DO love Celestia, Greyjoy!"
  6. >He stares at your display.
  7. >Then he gets annoyed.
  8. >The other guards see your display and rush towards you.
  9. >He sighs.
  10. >"Another insane inmate, coming right up."
  11. >The guards strap you into a straitjacket as Greyjoy only watches.
  12. >You are taken to the Canterlot Asylum for Disturbed Ponies and spend a majority of your life there.
  13. >The environment you have to spend time in legitimately drives you insane, and you're stuck with a broken mind forever.
  14. TRY AGAIN?
  15. Y/N