Cooking for Sunbutt [The Wash Room]

"Second Wind, arise and listen to my voice."

>Second Wind gets on his hooves and looks at you.

>You'd never get tired of those colors.

"Second Wind, do you hear my voice?"

>"Yes."

"Good. Now, listen to me well. Whenever I say the phrase 'GNU/Linux', you will enter this entranced state again."

>He nods.

"You also have a compelling urge to lead me to the royal wash room. You want to take me there now."

>He complies, and starts moving.

>You follow.

>He leads you back the way you came, and eventually you make it to a door that you passed on your way to the barracks.

>"It is here."

>He stands there, still as a statue.

>What else could you have him do?

"Also, when you refer to yourself, you will say you are a mule in the 3rd person."

>He nods.

"Now go back to your room and sleep. When you wake up, you will not remember this conversation, but you will remember my suggestions."

>He leaves to parts unknown.

>Finally, you've made it to the royal wash room.

>You enter, and find yourself in an ornate room with the highest quality washing supplies you could imagine.

>A washboard and wringer stand in the room, along with a couple dresses you assumed were for the royal sisters, hung up.

>You took your clothes to the washboard and began your task, using the luxury detergents next to you to make the water in the bucket below you soapy.

>As you wash your clothes, there's a knock at the door.

>"Is anyone in here? If not, I'm coming in!"

>It was Celestia, of all ponies.

>What if she saw you in here?

>Only in a towel, no less?

>You could hide behind the dresses the best you can.

>But that was your choice, there were other hiding spots you could find.