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Cooking for Sunbutt [Suggestions Set]

By: Wiggy on Apr 8th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.19 KB  |  hits: 17  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You take her chin into your hand and direct her face towards you.
  2. "When you hear the phrase 'GNU/Linux', you will re-enter a trance and be vulnerable to suggestion. However, you will ONLY be able to hear the phrase from me. Hearing it from anyone else will make it sound muffled. Do you understand?"
  3. >"Yes."
  4. >What else?
  5. "Now, look at me and listen well."
  6. >Her eyes open.
  7. >Those same concentric circles from Greyjoy are spinning in her eyes.
  8. "You are absolutely okay with me putting you under my power. Believe me when I say that I will not abuse my power. I will never take advantage of it."
  9. >You scratch her chin.
  10. >She stares blankly.
  11. "Do you understand?"
  12. >"Yes."
  13. "Good. Now, when I snap my fingers, you will wake up. You will not remember this conversation, but you will remember my commands."
  14. >She nods.
  15. >You take your hand off of her chin and snap your fingers.
  16. >She blinks and shakes her head.
  17. >Her eyes are normal now.
  18. >She looks at the table and notices the entire cake is gone.
  19. >"Oh, I must've been really hungry."
  20. >She scrunches her nose.
  21. >"Oddly enough though, I don't remember eating it. Do you know, Anonymous?"
  22. "GNU/Linux."
  23. >She is immediately entranced again.
  24. >Good, so it works.
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