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Cooking for Sunbutt [Sign of Affection]

By: Wiggy on Mar 25th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.79 KB  |  hits: 53  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You sigh.
  2. "I did, Princess."
  3. >She looks at the rest of the uncooked pizza in horror.
  4. >She realizes that this whole time, she has been eating your seed.
  5. >"H-how could you...?"
  6. >You give her your best innocent face.
  7. "OH PRINCESS! I'M SORRY! I didn't know you would take offense! In my homeland, that's how we show affection to each other!"
  8. >She looks like she isn't buying your bullshit.
  9. >"You aren't serious, are you?"
  10. "I'm not lying at all Princess!"
  11. >"You have never heard of kissing?"
  12. "Ye- No. Not at all, Princess."
  13. >Hugging? Cuddling? Holding hooves?"
  14. >How was that last one even possible?
  15. "No, Princess. I have never heard of any of those.
  16. >She continues to give you the evil eye.
  17. >You may have dug yourself into a hole you can't escape.
  18. >But you might have a chance to save yourself.
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