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Cooking for Sunbutt [Sharing the Recipe]

By: Wiggy on Mar 25th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.15 KB  |  hits: 69  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Your dirty mind might fuck you over, but now was your chance to really mess with her.
  2. "The recipe? Well, it's a family secret, actually. My father taught it to me as I came of age."
  3. >She nods, and waits for you to continue.
  4. "But I can let you in on a couple things. Mainly, the dough is rolled with a huge, hard rolling pin."
  5. >She raises an eyebrow.
  6. "The spices we use cum directly from our produce. My mom usually helped my dad on this part."
  7. >"What did your mother do?"
  8. "She helped make the spice. What I can say is that it's laced with love and effort."
  9. >You can't help but start to chuckle.
  10. "Once mom did her part, dad would spread the love all over the dough, and would finish satisfied."
  11. >She looks like she's getting the idea.
  12. "Afterwards, mom would taste-test it. She always loved it and swallowed it every time."
  13. >You're so close to bursting out laughing.
  14. >She, however, is not.
  15. "Mom would always beg for more, too. Dad obliged her, and made a ton more, both for the pizza and her. He could only produce more after waiting for a while though, y'know, to wait for the stuff to ripen."
  16. >Her eyes shoot open.
  17. >She's caught on.
  18. >"A-anonymous...did you...?"