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Cooking for Sunbutt [Sense Appeal]

By: Wiggy on Apr 8th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.09 KB  |  hits: 19  |  expires: Never
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  1. "I'm good. What's next?"
  2. >He hums.
  3. >"I suppose if you've got all of that, the next step would be to teach you how to appeal to certain senses."
  4. >He pulls out that same pocket watch from seemingly nowhere.
  5. >"Take, for example, this watch. This obviously appeals to sight. But, in some cases, such as this pocket watch, sight appeal requires more than just seeing the object."
  6. >He swings it left and right.
  7. >"If it has no true appeal on its own, you have to give it one. This watch alone wouldn't be able to do anything, but swinging it back and forth brings more focus onto it. The main focus with sight appeal is to show your subject something they can get lost in looking at."
  8. >He stopped the watch.
  9. >"Maybe that's why those odd swirling patterns work so well? It's something the subject can immensely focus on. Something they lose their minds to. You understand, don't you?"
  10. "Yep. I've gotten everything so far."
  11. >"Excellent. Now, for sound appeal, you obviously need something very relaxing sounding."
  12. >He chuckles.
  13. >"Take my voice for example. It sounds very smooth and calming, does it not?"
  14. "Yeah, it does. Not like I can pull off hypnosis with my voice, though."
  15. >"Ah, but if you practice well enough, you can get it down. But we're getting off track. It can be anything soft, relaxing, and preferably slow."
  16. >He clicks a button on his watch, and music begins to play from it.
  17. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqZBTM6LlzM [Embed]
  18. >"As they get lost within the sounds, begin making your suggestions, and they'll be under in no time."
  19. >He clicks the button again, and the music stops.
  20. >"Smell, Taste, and Touch are the more difficult senses to appeal to. For smell, all I can recommend is putting on a strong cologne of some sort that gives off a pleasing smell, and not like those cheap ones you find at the thrift store. Those never work."
  21. >"Taste would require you to get their favorite foods, I'd assume. Either that, or refer to it several times and get them lost in the thought of the flavor. It's something I don't do often because it is extremely difficult to pull off. And for my favorite one...touch."
  22. >He snickers with a toothy grin plastered on his face.
  23. >"Ah, the possibilities you could have with touch. The easiest method with touch is to offer them a nice, relaxing massage. Make sure you gently rub their most sensitive spots. That drives them to absolute relaxation."
  24. >Your mind flashes back to yesterday, when you pet Celestia those few times.
  25. >You could have mind raped her that whole time.
  26. >Who'da thunk it?
  27. >He smiles widely.
  28. >"Truth be told, it's how I put both of the princesses under the first time. Ah, what sweet memories..."
  29. >He closes his eyes and takes a deep breath as his cheeks go rosy red.
  30. >Seems like appealing to touch was a good choice.
  31. >His eyes open.
  32. >"Oh, dear me, I'm getting caught in the past. Where was I? Oh, yes. Once you have them absolutely relaxed, you can begin planting your suggestions. I recommend soothing them with your voice and smooth talking as you massage their bodies. I know from experience that it works."
  33. >He takes another deep breath.
  34. >"Now, any questions?"