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Cooking for Sunbutt [Second Wind is a Recurring Character]

By: Wiggy on Apr 13th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.23 KB  |  hits: 16  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day 3 in Canterlot Castle.
  2. >You awake to find that it's rainy today.
  3. >That's disappointing.
  4. >You get up and take your clothes into your arms.
  5. >Today you were definitely showering, you felt gross.
  6. >You remembered the location of the bathroom you found yesterday, and decided to go there.
  7. >You hoped there wasn't a pony in there this time.
  8. >You opened the door.
  9. >No dinosaurs.
  10. >The bathroom was empty, giving you a chance to hop into the shower.
  11. >You get the water hot and undress before hopping in.
  12. >You wondered if there was a laundry machine to wash your clothes, too.
  13. >You squeezed a bottle of generic body wash into your hands and rubbed the gel on yourself.
  14. >You did the same with the shampoo, digging into your scalp to get out all the grease that had built up.
  15. >You just wished you had a toothbrush, your teeth were getting a bit gross.
  16. >You hopped out of the shower and dried yourself off with one of the towels hanging in the bathroom, before wrapping it around your body.
  17. >You really wanted to wash your clothes.
  18. >Did Equestria have laundry machines?
  19. >Regardless, you needed this stuff washed.
  20. >You grabbed your clothes and exited the room.
  21. >And then you encountered Second Wind yet again.
  22. >"You again? You're not causing trouble in there, are you?"
  23. >He leers at you.
  24. >Considering you're in a towel and still kind of wet, you weren't in the mood for this.
  25. "No. Look, do you know a place I could get my clothes washed at?"
  26. >His expression softens.
  27. >Just a little, though. Gotta keep up that hardass look.
  28. >"There is the wash room in the barracks. Go there."
  29. "That's it? Seriously?"
  30. >He snorts.
  31. >"Yes. That's the only area I know I'm allowed to wash any clothes I have, anyways."
  32. >His tone is a bit arrogant.
  33. "There's no other place in the ENTIRE castle?"
  34. >"That I'm allowed in. I'd assume you're on the same level of clearance as me."
  35. "So there are other places?"
  36. >"The only other place I know the location of wholeheartedly is the royal washroom. But don't even THINK of going there."
  37. >Then why did he tell you of its existence in the first place?
  38. >"In fact, I'll escort you to the wash room in the barracks, just so you don't 'accidentally' find the royal wash room. If you resist, I will use force."
  39. >Well, he sure was persuasive.
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