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Cooking for Sunbutt [Sauce Mural]

By: Wiggy on Mar 25th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.65 KB  |  hits: 70  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You open up the jar of tomato sauce and stick your fingers deep inside.
  2. >You were always the artistic type when it came to finger painting.
  3. >You're sure your mom still has that one painting you made her last year on her fridge.
  4. >You paint on the dough with the sauce, creating a beautiful mural of Celestia herself.
  5. >Once the painting is done, you strip yourself naked, get on the floor, and belly slide on the mess of dough and tomato sauce on the ground, flapping your arms as you did so.
  6. >Hey, you needed a break, preparing pizza's a bitch.
  7. >After your sliding tour around the kitchen, you got up, clothed yourself, and got back to work.
  8. >Next was the cheese.
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