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Cooking for Sunbutt [Possessed]

By: Wiggy on Apr 6th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.92 KB  |  hits: 43  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You begin to writhe on the ground.
  2. "N-no, it must not have been Greyjoy! Something's inside me, making me do this!"
  3. >The princesses and Greyjoy watch your display.
  4. >"You are an utter fool," Greyjoy comments.
  5. "There's a demon inside me! It's causing me to think horrible thoughts, do terrible things!"
  6. >The royal sisters look at you with concern.
  7. >"Sister, do you know what he's doing?"
  8. >"No, Luna, I'm afraid I don't."
  9. >She looks at Greyjoy.
  10. >"Maybe it would actually be better to leave him with you. Your expertise on the mind may help us solve his problem."
  11. >You stop writhing on the ground.
  12. "No, wa-"
  13. >"It shall be done, my princesses. I will have him taken care of in due time."
  14. >"Thank you, Greyjoy. Carry on."
  15. >The princesses leave you with Count Fuckula.
  16. >He stands over you, a condescending look on his face.
  17. >"Now, do you want to explain to me why you're acting like an imbecile, or do I have to force it out of you?"