Cooking for Sunbutt [Planning]

>Let's introduce ponies to drugs.

"I have something back in my homeland called 'LSD'. It's a tasty treat."

>They agree to let you make it.

>How would you make the stuff though?

>You looked around the kitchen for something to start it up.

>You found a jar of lemon glaze and strawberry jam.

>Those might work.

>You grabbed a pot from a nearby and slapped the stuff in.

>You set the pot on the range and set the burner to high.

>Heh, high.

>As that stuff cooked, you found a roll of danish dough.

>Maybe you could put your created LSD onto a baked danish?

>You decided to roll some of the dough up and put it into the oven.

>Meanwhile, the jam and glaze continued to cook, forming crystals.

>Perfect.

>The oven blared a couple minutes later and you brought out the baked goods.

>The glaze and jam had become a sticky, crystal-like mixture.

>You took a small brush and rubbed it onto the danishes.

>Now you would watch the results of your work.

>"You called this 'LSD'?" A male earth pony asks.

"Yep."

>He looks at your ingredients.

>"Ah, I see, lemon-strawberry danishes! Great!"

>Wait, what?

>That wasn't the LSD you had in mind.

>Then again, how would you make LSD with common ingredients anyways?

>Ah well, you made something and made peace with the chefs.

>You decide to leave the kitchen as the chefs bring out the food.

>You take your seat next to Celestia, who has been reading a scroll.

>"Oh, Anon, when did you get here?"

"I've always been here."

>The chefs served the food.

>You had some of your danishes.

>7/10, they were alright.

>After lunch, you knew it was time to face Greyjoy.

>There were no chefs around.

"GNU/Linux."

>She listened to you.

"Celestia, you're going to follow me. You will stop when I tell you to. If anyone asks why we're walking together, just reply with 'royal business'."

>She nods.

>Now you had to go get Luna.

>You made your way to Luna's room yet again.

>The guards were standing outside.

>They were ready to block your entrance to Luna's room, until they saw Celestia.

>They let you in without a word, believing this was something of an urgent matter.

>You and Celestia got to the side of the bed.

>You poke Luna's side to get her up.

>"Who...who is it?"

"GNU/Linux."

>She rises instantly.

"You will follow me and your sister in our search for Greyjoy. We are bringing him to justice."

>She nods and exits her bed.

>You leave the room, the guards saluting the three of you as you exit.

>If Greyjoy was going to be anywhere, he'd probably be in the barracks.

>You didn't want to go in blind, though.

>You needed to form a plan of action.