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Cooking for Sunbutt [Option 1: Persuasion]

By: Wiggy on Apr 21st, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.08 KB  |  hits: 4  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Did you learn nothing from this whole ordeal?
  2. "Wait, before you do this, I wanted to say something."
  3. >"Shoot, bub. I've got time."
  4. "Alright, hear me out. What if I volunteered to be like a...a health inspector for the kitchen?"
  5. >He scowls as he considers your request.
  6. >"You just pullin' my leg, bub?"
  7. "No, I'm serious. Hell, I could cook with you, too."
  8. >"Well, I did chat with another guy today who said you made these great danishes you called 'LSD'..."
  9. >You seriously wish those turned out to be drugs.
  10. >Even if they praised your recipe.
  11. >"But I'm not sure I can trust ya."
  12. >He rubbed his head, bringing attention to it.
  13. >"After all, ya did cause this big ol' bump."
  14. >You hadn't noticed before, but he had a swollen spot on his head.
  15. >Your actions have consequences after all.
  16. "I swear you can trust me. No more bullshit."
  17. >He eyes you a little more.
  18. >"Hm...alright...but you'll be on thin ice for the first couple days. Can't completely trust ya right off the bat."
  19. "So you'll stay?"
  20. >He smiles.
  21. >"As long as you keep your end of the bargain, bub."
  22. >He opens the throne room door.
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